ABSOLUTE STATE

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE IT BOIS

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He acts like a child

>I did it!

This guy is a living meme

Bought. Based Asian scammer will pump my bags

I wonder how much topclass pussy that guy gets on a daily basis

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!

*sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK*

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK HONK*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*

I did it!

And that's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just bought 400

going 50/50 tron btt or what?

How does this guys' antics not get him ridiculed to the extreme? Truly we are clown'd

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