*Ahem* I have an announcement to make. *Ahem* Please be seated and *Ahem* wait till the main event begins.
G..Goo..Good evening, g..gentlemen
Oliver Roberts
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Ayden Lee
This should be good.
Jeremiah Bell
*crosses legs, leans back in chair*
BOOOORRRRIIIINNNGGGG
*throws tomato*
William Garcia
YEAH BUT OP WHAT ABOUT KIKES?
Sebastian Morales
Hahahahaha
Caleb Scott
FREEBIRD!!!
Camden Collins
Well? We're waiting.
Brandon Jones
*Inhale*
*Exhale*
>Mic feedback
The main show will begin very shortly as the crowd is still scurrying in.
John Howard
I'm sleepy user.
Grayson Bell
HURRY UP
Christian Ramirez
Ah, I think I might have been at the wrong presentation earlier, please continue.
Bentley Powell
This better not be a JewTube video again.
Nolan Roberts
AYO DIS NIGGA STUTTERING AND SHIT
Xavier Brooks
Well? We don't have all night.
Benjamin Long
Is this the right one?
Cameron Gonzalez
this better be legit, faggot
Chase Bailey
Well?
Jacob Richardson
........(((SUCK A DICK)))) Cough*
Adam Richardson
Booooooo
Blake Morris
This better be good
Gabriel Sullivan
Well, I’m waiting phaggot
Joshua Smith
Oh boy this'll be interested
Ian Ward
crypto is dead and black people are gay
Logan Lopez
*Ahem*
O...okay, gather up.
Christian Bennett
*talks over you*
THIS WHITE BOY GON SHOOT UP THE PLACE SENPAI
Ryan Gutierrez
cheers
Jackson Rogers
>wearing pants
Brayden Sanchez
Did I make it in time?
Nathan Cook
Wha.. what is it!!
Joseph White
*bumps past various anons in the dark*
Pardon me, did I miss anything?
Andrew Lopez
Not at all my good man, we're just starting
Brody Richardson
Get on with it wagie. I'm paying good money to see your shit show. Dance or sing faggot.
Ayden Scott
WE'RE WAITING
Liam Jones
Owen Perry
>Gamers
cringe. The rest is based
Ryder Cox
waited so much for this
Fuck you nigger
Jason Green
I-I enjoyed it user
Grayson Ross
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT BASED
Tyler Ortiz
The sad thing is that this passes for based and redpilled in 2027
Gabriel Brooks
>youtube.com
why do i keep listening to this shit at max volume when i know my neighbors can hear everything
Parker Gonzalez
I liked it
Christopher Morgan
Well now!
Benjamin Myers
Absolutely based
Asher Thompson
*rushes to podium*
Gentle men
*catches breath*
*AHEM*
THIS man is an IMPOSTER.
*murmurs in the crowd*
I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.
After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.
*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*
Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is
*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES
That is all.
*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*