I would do anything to go back 10 years in time and have a second chance

I would do anything to go back 10 years in time and have a second chance.

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Shut up ya faggot

Apparently bsv is the real btc. You can go in that.

You can suck dez nutz

But what would you do for the slimmest *chance* of going back to the past? I’ll have you know that I have a magical penis. If you suck it, you get one wish, but only if you swallow the whole load (which is a lot). Private message me for details

you already have a second chance with bsv

this has actually hit me kinda hard lately for some reason. my life is okay but i struggled financially for a couple years while bitcoin was growing after being involved in crypto stuff in 2011. I had to sell my coins in 2013 and only sorted my situation out in 2017. Im in crypto now finally but fuck all my problems could have been solved.

same, but i found myself now, finally, at 21. I fucking found myself. I almost cried today.

I just turned 19 today and it all seems so hopeless. Where can I invest in a time machine Jow Forums

Cheer up bro you’ll get your chance!

>tfw people immediately think of crypto but if I could go back I would cherish every second of the internet and Jow Forums not being a total shitshow

I had no clue how bad shit could get, I was too old to lose my innocence at that point but I'm definitely jaded as fuck now. It's amazing how simple those times were compared to now

sell me your soul and put it on the blockchain

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based

redpilled

in what sense

here's the deal
>drink 0.3l of your morning piss
>let it work for 9 or 11 days precisely
>do not eat any meat after you drink your piss
>do not fab
>do not drink alcohol nor get high in any way
>during the 9 or 11 days burn $10 every day after you wake up while chanting "zero zero zero"
>don't engage in consensual sex during this time
>write down a three digit number on a paper and stare at it for 5 minutes every day during your ritual
when done take the piece of paper and shove up your ass and chant "faggot faggot faggot"
>lay back and watch your riches grow manyfold within the time period of three months

Ten years from now you will be saying the same thing. Act accordingly.

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Id do it

what the fuck does that even mean?

Invest in life extension and age reversal technology

kys

I found myself? Are you a sub urban white girl?

yeah, just pick the right coins out of 10,000 to choose from bro

the thing is 99% of us would have sold somewhere along the way
I thought $30 was too high
I spend all my ~$20 coins on gambling and weed
if it wasn't for a big break gambling in 2015 winning 20k and putting it all into bitcoin I would probably have missed the boat
after buying weed and bullshit in 2012 I knew to just hold on with these coins and that's what I did
it's hard, I drank a lot in 2018 I lost over 2m in value but I never sold
I feel like I'm seasoned now and these coins are never leaving me
I'll do whatever I can for bitcoin to succeed

no one understands this unless they've been there and held on and read everything there is to know about this stuff