Are you going to cyrogenically persevere yourself before you die, Jow Forums?

Deterioration is a biochemical process which needs a certain temperature range to occur. If it's too cold, it's not going to happen.

lol imagine believing that anybody is going to wake your ass up and go to the trouble of reviving you x years in the future.
Unless there is a smart contract that guarantees a massive payout for doing so and nursing you back to health, nobody is going to fucking bother.

JUST IMAGINE a bunch of FUCKING ZOOMERS waking up 300 years from now and demanding to be catered to, in renewed, youthful bodies and wealthy beyond reason due to their investments and crypto. What goddamn nightmare.

>Snap frozen at the peak of perfection.
How is it going to degrade?

The neural pathways would still be there.

It costs like a 100K, unless I make it it's not going to happen.

You would probably end up killing yourself
Imagine the sense of confusion and loss, like when you wake up confused that a few hours have passed. Except now centuries have gone by and your loved ones are non existent

Lmao do you seriously believe that cold temperatures prevent deterioration?

Your brain dies, so does your ego/soul/whatever you believe in. Cryogenics has been proven to be a pseudoscientific scam

>Unless there is a smart contract that guarantees a massive payout for doing so and nursing you back to health, nobody is going to fucking bother.

Once word breaks out that your business is not living up to it's obligations, you're going to get sued and not get anymore customers.

The point is that people believe that at some point science will be so advanced that even their damaged brain will be able to be restored to their original state.

>not downloading you brain into an organic computer in the 2080s

Fags

Cold enough temperatures. It's basic physics kids. You need energy for biochemical processes to occur. Your cells dying is a biochemical process.

>Wake up
>You're the only white man on the planet
>Immediately scalped and put into a voodoo potion with a chicken foot and three twigs

I'd rather die at 30 in uprising desu

Let's be honest, no one is going to keep you around for a century for 100k. They will go bankrupt and literally "liquidate" the company.

I am pretty sure you have to be worth a bill for them to keep you around.

Also this, you are #rekt when they freeze you.

No. I am white and the cryo Jews will just take my sheckles and not bother to ever revive me u less they want to torture me.

dumb gay poster

If I recall correctly it's a foundation, not a company and your money is in some kind of trust, the foundation probably operates with the dividends. Now obviously some employee/director might be tempted to scam this money away.

>Everything you ever knew and loved would be gone and there probably wouldn't be a place for you in that society
So nothing would change except now I live 200 years into the future gotcha

Basically, this sounds awesome, but I just don't see it working for the average joe who invests his last mil (from saving and coupon clipping their entire life) into it, let alone 100k.

waitbutwhy.com/2016/03/cryonics.html
You may want to read this pretty cool article on the subject.

I heard some of them work based on life insurance policies. Basically you sign the company up as the beneficiary for a life insurance policy of a specific amount and upon your death they transport your body to their facilities.

wired.com/2014/08/hal-finney/

They pump anti freeze into your veins and brain minutes after death
Unironcially I am not fucking with you

Kek

>wake up
>turns out im now an immortal cyborg slave to the jews

>loved ones are non existent
nothings changed

>implying they wont go back on the deal in your absence
>implying you wont be a first wave experimental dethaw who gets brain damage and dies moments after waking up
>implying you wont be liquidated

>yeah it took 300 years to get it exactly right so your upkeep costs put you in debt forever

Big
Old
>THIS

BRAIN GANG IN THIS BITCH

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>robogoy
>"Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown"

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Man he's gonna be so pissed off when he wakes up and learns Craig stole his BTC and took a huge dump on his legacy.

>robogoy

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Not sure I'll be around unless these life extension fags figure something out in the next 45 years
t. 34 year old boomerino

He’ll be bugged forever because the early adopters were not frozen properly and can never be revived

Basically this. God user's are fucking retarded faggots

>woken up by psychopathic ai to be tortured eternally.

lists.extropy.org/pipermail/extropy-chat/2014-August/082585.html

No because life is an endless loop

Cool, ty

Is pretty cool to think about

I prefer mummification. When I die I would like to be dried up, my organs put in jars and together with my body be put inside a plexiglass box (or some other material as resistant that will last thousands of years) with a protective atmosphere inside to be preserved as if I was a museum piece, along with items from my age (electronic devices, clothing, etc), being sort of a time capsule. Then I'd be buried in a cave deep down of the Earth, possibly an abandoned mine shaft, and the rock walls would be smoothed and carved with all kinds of information and motifs from our time for people in the future to know.

I'd probably never be found again, but if someone, thousands or even tens of thousands of years later did, they'd have such a great wealth of information from our present time.

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Imagine being uploaded into computer. You suddenly wake up and realize that your consciousness is controlled by someone else. You can not die. Well at least until humanity destroys itself or sun becomes red giant and devours earth or ultimately in the heat death of universe.

Do you think your human mind can cope with that. Alternatively your mind can be controlled and you could experience continuous loop, something like bad trips on LSD. You do not experience time, it just feels like eternal torture even for a short amount of time.

I think you want to die. Watch Black Mirror and then take huge amounts of psychedelics in bad set and setting.

>persevere yourself
chiggity check yourself
before you wreck yourself

>tfw thawed out by aliens
>forced into alien sex slavery

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it happens just slower

Transmetropolitan is a black comedy set in a Futurama-esque future satire of modern politics. The unfrozen are basically time refugees who are begrudgingly revived only out of obligation by whatever companies inherited the contracts as cures become available. I imagine the reality would be more like this.

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No I'm not an insane jew like like WALT DISNEY THAT WEIRD FUCK

fuck no

>gave them their money back
Okay, so go make a life wtf. I'd be out buying a harem of loli sex android waifus and NEETing it up for eternity with aging sorted. Or I'd go buy the latest insane virtual world program and shape planets and civilizations. Fuck outta here with this bullshit. If you aren't getting frozen you're a brainlet, assuming aging isn't cured before you die anyway.

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>for some reason it's more practical to revive a human as a cyborg slave than just make a robot

they can't adjust

I really don't want to die. I want to see how this human society thing is gonna shake out, and keep learning and improving.

This is what drives me to make it.

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to expand on that they are awaken in an insane world where all traces of humanity as they knew it are gone. deeply traumatized by both cryo and the fact that they not only don't belong they don't even understand what drives people round them anymore.

>Everyone you know has been dead for thousands of years.
>I DON'T CARE! Is there a Nintendo Wii?

btw altered carbon is a decent series dealing with some of the same shit as transmetropolitan.

Dumb as fuck, people adapt easily.

well most people that get frozen which is not cheap at all, probably wanted to see the human potential unleashed in the future not just eat drink and fuck like apes in the feces of other apes. also there are memetic viruses in that world and shit. you look at a tv screen and bamm you are infested with "scientology" or your brain is fried and just curl up and cry until someone scrubs it.

it may be possible to have medical advancements that allow cyborization, but not AI advancements that allow robots to do tasks that require human level intelligence

kind of like in ghost in the shell

Great south park reference

I may be part of the last generation to deal with natural death, and personally i embrace it. i've no desire to live even one more day on this gay earth

>Not ascending to a higher plane

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If you die but you are kept on a heart-lung resuscitator so the brain is constantly being supplied with blood and oxygen, how can you still be dead? Brainlet here.

Legal definition of death is typically loss of brain function.

>I may be part of the last generation to deal with natural death, and personally i embrace it. i've no desire to live even one more day on this gay earth
What a cuck

Every single time Med fags are the dumbest.

are you same person you were when you were 8 years old?

if you sign up for freezing in your 20s who do you think they will be freezing when you're 75.... you could be a gay muslim by then

Kek

fuck that
have you even thought about the implications?

if consciousness/soul is real, does it disappear after you die, or does it get 'pulled' back to its original dimension after your vessel is malfunctioning?

if your brain is in an unnatural state what happens to your soul? Are you permanently stuck on this realm until someone somehow release your body from the cryo chamber? If your soul just disappears would you reappear after the brain is revived or would something else take hold of it?

What if the cryogenic facility runs out of business?

Even if it will be possible to reanimate after cryogenics, there is still no guarantee.

If tech evolves to the point where they can actually bring frozen corpses back to life, there's a good chance they can also adjust your consciousness to eliminate such feelings. You'll know your loved ones are no longer there, but you won't feel anything about that fact.

Perpetual trusts are illegal

Its a catch-22. Best time to start the cold-storage process would be before death, but since that process would also kill you they have to wait until you're already legally brain-dead. We also still don't know how to preserve a body without freeze-action destroying the cells.

You're getting hung-up because you're equating consciousness with a hippy-dippy concept of soul. You're just a biological machine with enough computing power to have self-awareness. If I ran you through a Star Trek transporter and duplicated your physical form and contained energy exactly, so that all your brain neurological processes were preserved, the clone "you" would be just as valid.

as death due to old-age usually is accompanied by severe neuron death wouldn't this mean we'd wake up/unfreeze into a practically brain dead state anyway? unless we're unfrozen so far into the future that we have the ability to reproduce or transplant essential brain receptors, which is a long, long, long way off frens.

Death i fear not
Gods never die.

Kal kek m'al shol'va?

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OP's image seems like the x-ray of a penis

damaged brains are already being restored today thanks to stem cell research
shit's not as futuristic as it sounds

>your loved ones are non existent

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Are you kidding me anthropologists/historians would pay big bucks for unfreezing. It would be an incredible study, it'd make anyone's career and probably be the pride of any university history dept to have people who literally lived in a prior time period being studied on hand.

Do you even RADIOACTIVE DECAY?
10.000 years and the natura decay of your atoms in your body would be enough to destroy your own DNA and kill you

hps.org/publicinformation/ate/faqs/faqradbods.html

Also the "human anti-freeze" is also damaging to our cells (not nearly as much as water expansion when solid, but still damaging)

t. ugly pedo faggot

-321f or -196c is HOT, they would need to preserve the body at 0k to really prevent chemical reactions, but the atoms would still decay and kill the subject in a few thousand years

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I know how you feel.
You see, we are kings, and kings should never die.

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>before you die
it says right there in your dumb picture "after you die"

Though the river tells no lies the dishonest standing on the shore, still hears them

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This is deep.
I was a poor retard commie 10 years ago.

>Everything you ever knew and loved would be gone and there probably wouldn't be a place for you in that society

LOL implying there is a place for me in this society.

>your loved ones
?