Phone is bricked no 2fa, im killing myself

Google can verify you with your phone number, IP address, passport etc don't be a fucking retard. Don't forget to send me a third of your stack when you get it back.

Drink some water and get some sleep. After you're rested, you will be able to figure out how to get your stuff back. Port your number to a different phone to do the verification so you can get back in to your Google account.

> Being this retarded and not realizing you can still get it back

user, Indian here. I unironically work at Google Xas a software engineer. This can still be solved and even in the worst case I can escalate this to a support team who may be able to help. But I unironically won’t help since you, like 99% of this board, is racist.

OP is obviously a dumb Pajeet like yourself.

>no i did not right down 2fa seed keys

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>i unironically

get lost pajeet

Here's what you do. Baby Steps:
1) Get another phone
2) Dial directory services, ask to be put thru to Bitcoin Plc
3) Ask for their customer services dept
4) Explain calmly your situation
5) Hang yourself for not using an offline wallet

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You know. You couldve used a paper and pencil. But youre too fucking retarded. You saw it as low tech so it was uncool. Youre just like facebook thots who need an iphone or nothing. You just happened to stumble into crypto but to stupid to actually know what to do. I hate zoomers because youre useless and meek.

if you know your pw google can unlock it for you, but it can take a few days.

lmao fuck off brownskin