Why does every boomer in USA say "Join the military"?

This is a culture issue that really needs to be addressed on the outside as well.

Because it's where the goverment puts the money at, considering they pay for health care and college it's not bad if you got nothing but wouldn't recommend it if you have better means

FUUUUCCCCKKKK YOUUUU YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL COME AND FUCK YOUR SKULL WITH MY ROCK HARD PENIS!!!!

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>do one term in the military
>get a work as a PMC
>make 100k/year
It's not a fucking puzzle, you zoomer.

You get sign on bonuses, paid for all your training and time served, discounts on nearly everything, special consideration for jobs and loans, you attract roasties since you're forced to get fit.

Kek, imagine saying this when a lot of schitzos are veterans on this furry banana porn forum

mentalhealth.va.gov/suicide_prevention/data.asp

Straight from the whore of Juda's mouth, fucking boomer

if people tell you to join the military then it's because you are a total failure who can't do anything besides dying or killing.

It's unironically a good out if you're poor. If you're not poor it's dumb though.

Military is one of the best things you can do right after high school:

1) Great money for an 18 year old
2) Experience if you're not a retard and get a job that transfers to civilian
3) Networking for future jobs
Free college after 4 years
4) Possibility of VA disability benefits from stupid shit that you already had wrong with you before you entered
5) Boomers love it and looks good on resume (leadership blah blah blah)
6) Free and discounted stuff. Cheap as shit Disney tickets and shades of green for example
7) Lifelong friends
8) Free travel
9) If you stay reserve you can double dip and get that cheap as shit health insurance

I'm unironically jealous of burgers for having such options when it comes to military. Would join in the blink of an eye.

they be

The same reason they say you need to buy a house, they are parasitic so they feed on people failing at life

because the military actually is a good path for the vast majority of dumb people. People do better when they limit their options and have people guide them, and the military will (mostly) help take care of you for life.

*hand rubbing intensifies*

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Ah, yes, the eternal 75 IQ Jow Forumstard. Can't have a thread without one.

Oil and foreskin makes the jew grin

fuck you glow nigger. go fight your own war if you want to suck the military's cock so much.

my knees hurt from plfs

I say "Go teach English in another country" when people dont know what they want to do.

I'm EUfag, I can't join the US military, Cletus.

These digits don't lie.

Mediocre pay, but I got to play with cool weapons, kill a bunch of sand niggers, and my MBA was free, so benefits afterwards.

Holy mother of wasted quads

>everyone secretly thinks your a scitsco or psychopath

10) can get blown up in roadside bombing 1000’s of miles from home
11) accidentally fuck up and get discharged (super easy)

>Says we should stop paying for niggers
>Wasted
Faggot.

yea, you can join your own. get the fuck off this here mexican special needs shoe tying board you stupid transexual faggot!

I don't want to join a slavnigger army. Thanks for the suggestion, Cletus.

>11) accidentally fuck up and get discharged (super easy)
Lmao if you're a real fucking cunt. The only people I saw get less than honorable did drugs or fucked up super hard. Like punching an NCO level of fucking up. Getting administrative separation is a lot easier but it's still an honorable discharge and you keep most if not all of your benefits.

It's really not that hard to stay in user. I barely tried.

>Because it's better to do something with your life rather than sitting on a forum filled with depressed and psychotic faggots.

you want to know how I know you're a fucking leaf?

>Lmao if you're a real fucking cunt. The only people I saw get less than honorable did drugs or fucked up super hard. Like punching an NCO level of fucking up. Getting administrative separation is a lot easier but it's still an honorable discharge and you keep most if not all of your benefits.
>It's really not that hard to stay in user. I barely tried.

most people I know who got discharged was for drinking underage or DUI, they still got their bennies though

You had me at motels

>old enough to take a bullet
>too young to drink
The irony.

It's welfare with no shame

based kek

Mediocre benefits?

I'm Muslim, was poor af and enlisted when I was 19 and desperate. Bretty gud benefits, free training and experience. What does it matter if the government doesn't care about you?

>he thinks anyone but the lowest of low IQ, FASD suffering hick trash serve the country for honor and duty

If you're too pussy, morally w o k e and not a push over brainlet you can stand your ground, do the time and not die for a few old jews and cucks should it come down to it.

Just take Shekelstein's money, you're not better than that user

Good post but

>I'm muslim
kys