Are we having sex yet, biz?

Are we having sex yet, biz?

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Have sex

It shouldnt be allowed to be this perfect

no ma'am

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ive had my dick sucked and jerked by a couple of girls before but i only finally lost my virginity a few months ago

upsides? vaginas feel way better than jerking off

downsides? this chicks vagina smelled SO fucking bad, like a god damn dead animal

i made sure i wrapped before i tapped

you will make it

That’s 90% of all vaginas. You’ll get used to it.

Picked up a girl last week, didn't fuck but fooled around. Got her number and arranging a date for Tuesday. Saw her with her boyfriend out the other night.

Someone's about to get cucked.

Why are women so powerful? Just with a look like that they can reduce your ego to zero. Fucking hell men are so weak.

no, STFU. I don't want sex, I just want money

don't be a nigger and at least let the dude know after you've fucked her

and you reply with the phrase "stop being a stupid bitch" and it's all over for her

All women are whores.

stock up, contribute, bump

no we arent, but i am in for it

No

This. The stench eventually becomes something you get turned on by

>smelled SO fucking bad
A decade of watching porn and I was never prepared for this. Especially doggy style. Sweaty, smelly asshole staring right back at you, mixing with vag smell. And when all is said and done your pubes smell even worse.

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You're fucking unhygenic broads.

A clean pussy smells like a dream.

treat women like any shitcoin, right now they're shilled 24/7 by (((them))), when you have sex you understand this, then you either hold any of the 99.99% shitcoins like the bluepilled beta you are then get dumped on by a huge sell wall (the wall), you cash out and work on your TA to do quick pnd's get in get out (lifting, studying, mgtow, ...), or you find the chainlink, a legendary undervalued shitcoin you know will treat you well your whole life even after the wall has hit and will never betray you (this is just another level of the matrix though, if the chaddest of chads really wanted, he could get you dumped on but hey you gotta follow something in life)...

I've hooked up with a vegan girl that had no smell. It was the only time I actually enjoyed going down on a girl. But out of the 10 or so girls I've been with she was the only one.

>not showering before sex

meat in diet along with bad hygeine leads to terrible smell

Don't listen to this faggot. Pretend you didn't know.

giving into a succubus when there's unlimited porn and no limit on the amount of real dolls i can own

evade tax

are you sure
iv'e been in a few vaginas and they all smelled nice