*ting* *ting* *ting*
Gentleman I have an announcement forthcoming.
First though I ask our dear camera man to photograph me before we begin.
Please talk amongst yourselves while he arrives.
Ahem
Brayden Anderson
Nolan Fisher
>69
Nice
Jace Thomas
Waiting
Aiden Perez
No, that is a bit too high camera man.
Friend please discuss amongst yourself and feel free to order a drink from our janitors.
Bentley Phillips
Serjozha, what is the current price of carrots
marketplace is opening soon
Logan Cooper
I wonder how OP will address the glaring issue of the janitors. No one has been able to resolve it so far.
Tyler Nelson
*a general atmosphere of high spirits and joyful peace fills the room, with a sound of conversation, laughter and positivity*
Dylan Cox
Ah yes perfect. Yes, right there camera man.
We have been together through thick and thin friends.
Bull and bear markets.
But truly we are here tonight to...Oh wait...
Jaxson Taylor
Awaiting your announcement
Anthony Turner
Let me get my hat... oh Mr. Cameraman, do I fit?
Juan Taylor
Sorry had to grab my hat like my friend user . I am back. One cannot give an announcement without proper attire!
Where was I. Oh yes, we are here tonight all bustling about with industry and business but we must always remember our common truths. In that spirit I want to first introduce one of our elders.
Hunter Perry
Ah, I love announcements
Eli Bailey
*listening intently*
Cooper Edwards
I'm not too late for the announcement am I?
Charles Flores
Buy Holochain.
Grayson Lewis
*crack*
Is this thing on?
Yeah. Now single image announcement posting.. That was a thing in my days.. heh
*sip*
But now you young kids do it different with your bitcorns heh heh and Links
Gonna pass this mic back to our host
*sip*
He's ready for the announcement
James Wilson
Some champagne, gentlemen?
Isaiah Ramirez
Don't mind if I do wagie.
David Harris
EVERYONE SHUT UP
Go ahead young man
Nicholas Lewis
What could it be....
Carson Jones
PRAISE No-Linkers
PRAISE No-Coiners
RESPECT All Races
RESPECT All 32 genders
RESPECT All religions
but most of all...
RESPECT THE JANITOR!
Dylan Lewis
Of course! What a momentous occasion!
Josiah Long
What the fuck
Dominic Johnson
cheers boomer
Dominic Morgan
Cameron Rogers
Cringe and bluepilled
Piece of shit, these threads are terrible now
James Fisher
*the fine crowd gathered screams in horror*
Security! Security! It appears my ID was hijacked by a rapscallion. Please escort him away post-haste.
Friends I am truly sorry for this.
Shows how poor of a job the janitors are doing in maintaining this board!
*roars of laughter from crowd*
Anyway, friends, the time has come. Settle down now. Without further ado let me say:
Mason Moore
sugoi...
Aaron Bailey
fuck this guy
Connor Lopez
*rushes to podium*
Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*
THIS man is an IMPOSTER.
*murmurs in the crowd*
I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.
After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.
*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*
Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is
*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES
That is all.
*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*
Liam Flores
I was getting worried for a moment sirs.
Alexander Howard
bravo good sir
Cooper Perry
Based and redpilled announcement crashing.
Truly shows the absolute state of the janitor!
Luke Williams
YEA FUCKIN JEWS
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK MOOLIES TOO
AYYY
Lucas Diaz
Good god what have they done to this fine gentleman?
Bravo sir on your recovery and decisive rebuttal
Grayson Turner
based thread
Chase Roberts
based, how can he be so based
Charles Martinez
Eli Powell
Lovely thread, gents.
Easton Young
TA