Raise yo hands for the Trump-Tariff Triple Top, yo! Get that dip-buying fiat ready (but don't blow your load too early - we going DOWWWWN)!
Carson Johnson
The business media is already trying to put out fires saying China would like to resume talks. I'm not falling for that shit again. Fake news from the lame stream mainstream media.
Evan Barnes
Daily reminder that there is no alpha returns coming from stocks. Crypto is literally the only way to make it.
Josiah Taylor
Where's my pullback, I want to recharge my short shots
That's what you call a boomer getting boom boomed up the poop shoot.
Adrian Lee
societal implosion mass suicides 300% rise in fentanyl addictions rise of violent militias annexing farmland water shortages
Anthony Foster
>posts self-fellating thread with trip on >takes credit for the one correct prediction he's made in all his time on /smg/ >it wasn't even a contrarian prediction, only people still FUDing were ZeroHedge and the like
Srsly, where's my pullback. This was supposed to be battleground for control , why is it still down baka.
But my dude, I made more in stocks than holding or trading crypto in May. And that's including me going full retard against German index.
Jace Martinez
>EOY please, we'll be crabbing down for at least the next decade what you're going to see is ~flattish equity prices in USD during inflation. In boomer lingo, it's called a stagflation.
not everything is pumps and dumps, this time what we're looking at is a nice, gentle collapse
the Russian and Iranian reaction: >Oh shit boys he told us to 'STOP' on twitter.. Well, that's it then...
Where are we on defensive positions anons? Mining has seen little uptake, hopefully still a chance tomorrow to secure some?
Commodity plays? I don't want to short in this climate (see Trump) but I would like some defense
Levi Jackson
(15 minutes after this post, the Don decided to whip out the ICBM's on twitter) (dubs!) (also, dubs.) >Israel gets hit by an (errant?) missile from syria >announces strikes on military targets FINALLY why are we just letting Iran do whatever it wants in there?
Yeah, obviously clownworld, but she's like 20, petite, and thin so she'd still be a cute little spinner without makeup.
But we're all used to makeup, photoshop, cosmetic surgery, perfume, deoderant, hair removal, bleached anuses, etc. It's an arms race that ensures disappointment on all sides.
I thought conventional wisdom is: >Rising into earnings: sell >Falling into earning: hold
DEAR BEARCHAD, YOU RICH NIGGA! hope you asked out that foreign broad. if not, tell her your best buddy Donald is sending you a free lambo, and watch those panties drop t. the retard who sold his SDOW
America, a nation literally under God, will rebound after this gap fill finishes, hype will build around the fed meeting on 18th and we'll get that relief rally
jesus christ who is naming these children is Jawad supposed to sound like 'Jared' but retarded or should he be called 'Ja Wad'
I wasn't expecting the meme status of UBER, LYFT, and TSLA to be revealed as suddenly and violently as it has been this past month
>Commodity plays? I went long on food commdity prices already a couple weeks ago, so far so good. I also went long oil, which hasn't bottomed out yet, so I'm holding off on more of that. I think there is a possibility for some oil pumps with Iranian uncertainty, but it's a dangerous game. The danger does give some interesting risk/reward though if you watch it closely
Defensive is oversold companies, strong earners, safe and diversified overseas exposure (not US, Europe, or China), some bonds, gold, and cash. wait for Jerome to give the signal before doing anything rash.
>the 18th >implying we haven’t broken more supports while we wait Aha..ah..ha in all seriousness though what could the fed do to help other than a rate cut?
Cooper Peterson
absolutely based, they did have that salmonella scare, christ, ages ago tho
How much longer until china opens up and we can see some real blood in the streets?
Lincoln Cox
Chyna btfod my correlations week ago. Now I cannot trust American man to follow Chyna man
Carson Smith
>"If we were going in we'd go in with way more firepower than what i've deployed to the region guys.." >Deploys enough firepower to destroy Australia
Chase Gutierrez
[Disease] scares are a good buying opportunity for food companies, from my experience, like the asbestos baby powder was for JnJ They're largely temporary and don't affect a company's fundamentals in the long term, but create price dips nonetheless
If the Raptors somehow beat the GSW in the finals I think the TSX composite will boost 20% and the Canadian housing crisis will be averted Kawhi will be immediately pronounced the PM of Canada and KHC will go right back up to 90
And IIIIIIIIII will love you again; I will love you like I used to...
Canada is in need of correction. I live in Montreal, went to school in Toronto, and I am currently writing this from the 32nd floor of the Telus Gardens building in Vancouver.
This is a bubble. There is a lot of credit that has been unpurchased/claimed from YTD. Look up intrafirm debt in states in form of CLO's. Canada did not fight them like they fought the CDO's in 07. It went through the gaps tread carefully it's coming down
Ethan Howard
Idk about tuesday but Envisioned it creating a very large doji for June, a 45 - 53 range this month alone
Aaron Walker
I'm net short Canada, I'm just slightly joking that because the TOR finals win seemed so improbable, if it happens, other improbable things will happen too. (happens in Shakespearian tragedies as well, if you're into that kind of thing) Which is just the point of the mountains goat song I posted....
Anyway the BLUES are gonna win the Stanley Cup finals for the first time ever :3 I don't have an NBA team where I come from (or an NFL team, anymore) so I don't really care about who wins Apehoop
>Only Americans are allowed to bomb and kill innocent civilians in Afghanistan, Iraq, and countless other countries in past
Naaaa, dropped. Fuck you drumpf. I sort of want China to win the trade war and become the world superpower just so Americans can no longer act as cunts without consequences.
Levi Ortiz
Well if Tech is kill, drugs are kill, the indexes are kill, banks are kill, oil is kill, what the fuck are we supposed to buy? Guns and ammo as the democrats start autistic gun grabbing screeching?
Aaron Reyes
Invest in cash then buy the bottom silly
Matthew Gomez
What’s really going to keep you up at night is how he got up there in the first place.
I am selling 10% of my VT portfolio and buying BTC. BTC is inversely related to SPY according to recent charts.
Levi Rivera
OH NO NO NO NO NO
“Nominal GDP growth over the past five years would have been negative if U.S. public debt had not increased,” said Gundlach. “One thing everybody seems to miss when they look at these GDP numbers ... they seem to not understand that the growth in the GDP it looks pretty good on the screen is really based exclusively on debt - government debt, also corporate debt and even now some growth in mortgage debt.”
If the U.S. Treasury had avoided increasing its debt then nominal GDP would have been negative in three of the last five years, “even with all of the exact mortgage, corporate, and student loan growth that occurred,” Gundlach told Reuters in an email, following the webcast.
“If those non-Treasury debt categories had not grown, either, GDP would have been very negative.”
Nominal GDP rose by 4.3%, but total public debt rose by 4.7% over the past five years, Gundlach noted.
Why are we just learning this now? This is huge if true...
Josiah Thompson
Christ we’re so screwed
Henry Wilson
its almost if the media is owned by the same (((people))) who own a majority of stocks and need to keep the prices up to dump on retail investors, but what do i know?
Henry Hall
We outsource our consequences
Could you imagine if the middle east were united against the US instead of united against Israel? Could you imagine if the US had mandatory military service for all citizens? Actually, that might've turned the boomers into less shitty selfish bastards. Maybe zoomies should get the draft?
D-drugs are kill? Just because that shitpost about drug pricing?
Shit, do I gotta sell my Merck and UNH now (and buy back lower because they're so fucking based. Keytruda!!!)
Way too much noise there though... that bulltrap/beartrap was savage as fuck.
Where your limits at for BTC and ETH?
I don't THINK guns have bottomed yet. But if Trumpo crashes it all to hell, I don't know if they'll even need to make it an election issue.
>bought lot today On what exchange? Doing some forex or what?
>Wall Street sees healthy gains for the S&P 500, but Gundlach expects volatility as the Federal Reserve tapers its extraordinary stimulus. He also said record high margin debt levels suggest the stock market may be topping.
Julian Young
I'm amateur but... SCHO and BSV (not the crypto) I guess? Idk, technically cash is the best to hold atm
How can the market possibly be topping? We didn't even experience euphoria.
Henry Bell
Tell me why I shouldn't go all into bonds
>fed cuts rate, current existing bonds are now worth more >feds will only cut rates when the economy is doing even worse to prop up stocks, so holding stocks would just be asking to get JUSTed
I'm looking at these juicy 2.5% basically gaurenteed GAINS
