ITT - NEET things normies will never understand

ITT - NEET things normies will never understand

>peeing on the side wall of toilet bowl to not wake parents with splooshes
>not flushing said toilet
>being afraid to go outside cause all your neighbors hate you
>getting out of bed to jerk off so parents dont hear your bed hitting the wall
>still being in love with a girl you never kissed
>looking at 4chin more than you look at real life
>dreading your own funeral cuz of how pathetic the turnout will be

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weak FUD from normies

that doesn't sound comfy at all

Based

>being afraid to go outside cause all your neighbors hate you
yep. this one hits home. people look at me like I'm subhuman

wagie cope

The scowls are real. Can this economy collapse already.

>sperging out when your parents are a day late getting your allowance even though you're 32 and they live on fixed income

nod head at the same passing strangers for years but never talking to them because you don't want to tell them how deep the rabbit hole goes or keep up your socially acceptable mask. Its exhausting. Only people I want to talk to are people that make me laugh or teach me something, and that seems to be what the internet does. so..

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>thinking everyone's looking at you when you walk outside
>walking awkwardly like you're losing control of your legs
>being so pale that you get quickly sunburned when you step outside of your home
>stuttering and blushing uncontrollably when people ask you questions
>losing your temper when your parents ask you to do chores
>thinking that you've made it after making a few thousand dollars online

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Bruh, I feel the same way with walking in public. I feel like everyone is always looking at me too, and whenever people laugh, they are laughing at me.

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>planning to turn your life around in 2 weeks for 12 years

yep I got this, especially when I smoked weed.

A psych might say that its you that is ashamed and projecting your shame onto everyone else i.e. suspecting they are looking down on you, laughing at you, when its you that looks down on you and laughs at you. Simple when its spelleed out tho. Not so easy to manage.

What you think everyone is thinking is most likely not correct at all. You need to learn this. Also learn that no body gives a shit about anyone apart from themselves, no one is thinking about you, but mostly thinking about themselves

MF this is my daily; misery loves company

>normies
hipster

Ya srs get over yourself. No one gives a fuck about you, no one's 2nd glancing you, sorry bud

>Creeping by parents do slowly to not creak the hardwood floor too much
>using popcorn maker in the garage to not wake parents up with the smell
>unloading dishwasher so parents think you still belong cuz you do chores
>never talk back cuz your ass could be outta there in a jiffy

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I'm the same, the more you expose yourself the easier it gets. You gotta have a certain way of thinking about appearing in public. Like what's the worst that could happen? It's ok to be a failure, just be confident in yourself, nobody will really hurt you and it doesn't matter what they think as most will forget and never see you again.

>stuttering and blushing uncontrollably when people ask you questions
How? How do you get to this point?
>losing your temper when your parents ask you to do chores
I think chores are a good way to do something productive once in a while.
Other than that though I know the feel about some of those + OP's points

fucking hell look at this dude... he could be a chad but he's chosen the wizards path

if anyone needs to lose weight just fast its safe and (obviously) extremely effective

just drink water black tea and black coffee if you need the caffeine

>girl you liked in high school
>slender, pure, ballet dancer
>goes to college
>you've barely spoken a word to her
>she mysteriously drops out of college
>you see on her social media (that you stalk) that she gave birth to a black child
>you now might have a chance, but youd be cucked by a nog before you even begin
>keep your distance
>she pops out a second black kid
>obviously the dad(s) arent around
It really sucked before I found an above-par gf.