/smg/ - Stock Market General

get all your clothes at Kohls Edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com
these threads zzzz

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For the truly suicidal:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

reuters.com/article/us-tech-antitrust-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-justice-dept-considering-apple-probe-sources-idUSKCN1T42DD
warosu.org/biz/thread/S13418504#p13418852
youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

9 rate hikes in an economy where trillions of QE didn't manage to produce iota of growth.

Jews

IRA MAX THEM OUT

VTSAX

shorting LCI and GALT for the 21st
fuck you all!

WTF POWELL WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG

how autistic of an idea is it for me to just load up on QQQ or TQQQ puts as a csfag as a hedge on my career prospects?

fuck I hate kohls

>he didn't buy LGCY

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I want off Mr. Bobo's wild ride!!!!

Always a good idea. Remember buy high, sell low.

Today is just one of those days. A shame I can‘t time the market.

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>tfw shorting the bottom
GL. Ror!

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Scooped up a bunch of $IDN on this dip, praying to the market gods normal operations resume and I can come out good on the swing

>fed cuts rates
>still crashing
>cuts rates again
>still crashing
>the fed runs out of cuts because interest rates are so low
>the government and PPT can't save the market
>SPY to $50
OH YESSSS

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i don't get the point of dividends. they get you like 0.9 each

Remember to make an even weighted portfolio of KSS, BWL.a, and CPB

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> Yields hit 6%+
> Half of stock market is simply gone
Doom porn.

There will be NIRP and something resembling MMT.

For best results. FILTER ALL TRIPFAGS

Thank Yellen and orange man.

it's autistic and i'm afraid of the bubble bursting given recent news
the money i make at my wagie job far outweighs how much i'm willing to put in puts

tech is going to succeed with or without you, you'd be better off buying QQQ and sitting on it forever.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

DJIA at 40K by end of 2025

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>Elon musk is proping up TSLA on margin from IB
>TSLA falls another 10%
>Elon gets liquidated
>TSLA falls to $10 just has the big banks predicted
>Elon kills himself
>SMG buys Space-X and we go to mars for luxury gay space communism
OH YESSSS

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They drop to negative rates and charge you for leaving your money in the bank.

I think it's about time for a new and improved Fed chairman.

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There was and there will be intrabank NIRP for sure. And the new thing, they were devoloping recently. Somethign resembling QE but not quite. I think it was exchanging treasuries of reserves and vice versa.

THEY GIVE YOU FUCKING NOTHING FOR A VERY EXPENSIVE BUY

WHY DO PEOPLE BUY THEM

>DB stock falls to $4.20
>funding secured
>completely falls apart
>tanks the euro banking system
>causes a market fall all over the world
>the market is already one big red candle
>The germans ruin europe for the third time in the last 100 years
OH YESSSS

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>American corporations have been taking on insane amounts of debt for stock buy backs, dividend raises and CEO bonuses because of free money on cheap interest rates
>all of their debt comes due in 2020 and 2021
>can't take out more to pay off the previous debt because corporate bond rates are 10%
>default on debt
>bernie sanders has been elected president after Donald Trump gets caught fucking shota in the oval office
>bernie takes the corporate debt default to default on America's debt and all student loan debt
>prints infinite money
>Christ comes back and burns the earth, rendering all earthly wealth useless
OH YESSSS

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LCI is green.

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>PROTIP

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The Pump

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ahahahah good fucking lord

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because I invest for the compounding interest over time (decades). I earned $20+K in passive income last year, I should get around $22K this year. The more it compounds the more I get in the future.

Plus divvy aristocrats have outpaced the S&P 500 over the long run.

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GOOS BOTTOMED

ALL ABOARD THE SUMMER NORTHERN MIGRATION

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what a joke

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No
But it is almost the right time of the year to buy coats and winter clothes for 50% off

I’m done buying clothes, it’s lame

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so what? my entire life savings are on my CS brokerage account. All dividends btw, I even made a RH account 2 months and have shitty volatile dividends for the lulz that generates a few bucks for me. I literally dont need to keep money in a bank (except to cash out and use the money to live ofcourse) anyways im gonna go jerk off to my favorite cam model and pretend she's my girlfriend.

Sorry we dont sell Goose at Kohls

catch me innawoods, this shit about to blow up

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Please keep limbs inside the car at all times. Thank you. Remember to scream if you want to go faster.

Kek'd. Well at least Justin invited people that can actually speak english, at least that's a positive step. Buffett won't give two shits, but still.

can we just retest 2800 again already -_-;
2730 rejected 3 times who even wants go back there

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>market bought SPXS on RH
AAAAAHHH I forgot how hard they fuck you on market buys!!!

>limit buy on SDOW trigged
Damn. PPT kicking in?

Why SPXS differ so much from SQQQ? Both 3x inverse S&P?

Closed my SPY put position netting a sweet 20%, put it all into TLT puts to bring my cost average down. See you on the moon frens.

reuters.com/article/us-tech-antitrust-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-justice-dept-considering-apple-probe-sources-idUSKCN1T42DD

Big tech about to get fucked by a big black DoJ strap-on. Been a long time coming but they finally got around to it. That makes AAPL, FB, and GOOGL in the cross-hairs.

2730 is lame and smelly and no fun allowed.

The road to 3000 starts today

I market bought LGCY already up 63%.

Bears are gonna get bulled.

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Hope all the FUCKBLUMPF'ing was fucking worth it.

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These threads are trash

I have never seen a more depressing fatalistic yes man than Barr. It is as if he only exists to be a sock puppet for another more powerful man.

Why would you go short TLT when everything is blowing up?

>go on Jow Forums
>catalog filled to the brim with meme coins
>have 1 thread dedicated to the stock market
but that 1 thread is the trash thread right user? big yikes..

No one's thesis is working out. We are all here waiting and being dabbed on by crabs.

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because we're getting dead cat between now and wednesday's close then we're going to go back down again.

What's more disappointing is that you expect anything but when visiting four channel dot org

you crabs are the worst, please go away

who has those gnarly crab butchering webms? I forgot to save them

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Yur mum is trash

Oh LGCY is coming back to Earth. Looks like they forgot something and had to turn around half way to the moon.

OH NO NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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cool

I told you it wouldn't go up forever

GAMBARE FRENS
I am le suicide now

Is this real?
Kek what an edgy fucking teenager

warosu.org/biz/thread/S13418504#p13418852

Neat, I bought the top..

My thesis for equities has been and continues to be the crab, I’ve been quite vocal that anyone who goes hard directionally will end up hurting themselves

my reply

my current advice is the same thing I've been saying the whole time
stop getting emotional over short term price action and focus on the long term

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>stop getting emotional over short term price action
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHORT TERM PRICE ACTION TODAY? I'M SCREAMING AT MY FUCKING MONITOR

Stop posting bullshit self-fluff and start pumping out pink wojaks kid
No one cares
GALT in free fall
How low will she go? Under 3.50 this week? Big old fat bottom to grab?

>Stonks go up, but ALSO go down, u be careful fren!
>Better screenshod my wisdome for posderity!
what a lel

I don't want to wage slave for the rest of my life and i'm willing to gamble all in so that I can have high risk high reward outcomes. What should I throw all my money at?
>inb4 crypto
No thanks.

buy and hold SSO and QLD

Here we go again

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>How low will she go? Under 3.50 this week?
Don't know or care, focused on the long term with GALT

>Big old fat bottom to grab?
yes, generally speaking GALT has historically been a steal under 4

You think it'd be obvious, yet none of you retards can stop freaking out for a second and realize it

FUCK GLUMF! FUCK WHITE PEOPLE! AND FUCK CONSERVATIVES!

L G C Y
G
C
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Quit screaming and buy UVXY calls.

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LGCY calls.

trading wont be the same, even if we go back to your old system's prices

>I forgot to save them
well i forgot to post them again

have a deadly deadly shark

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>QUICK FOMO INTO THIS SHITTY PENNY STOCK THAT WENT UP 300% TODAY

kys

youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

TripCucks get the rope

Daily reminder that Gopro moved their manufacturing from China to Mexico right before the threat

Is it possible to become a millionaire when you have a kiwofarms encyclopedia dramatica page?

I'm literally autistic been abused my whole life. Also been homeless forever. Do I still have a chance?

Redpill me on the Legacy Reserves.

that's a nice webm

Remember to read Moby Dick

LEL I getty the euphoria when all the munney is gone :3

dis da reale freedoms!

if you have no housing costs its easier to save that money each month at least

this reminds me of September-December of last year
everyone freaking out and me telling them to shut up

Short it. What could go wrong?

The absolute state of 1k protfolio tripfags

Unironically kys

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But than what?
I can't make business deals or have long term reputation...only thing i can think of being a tranny clown juggler