/sng/ scamming normies general

/sng/ scamming normies general
previous thread this thread is for ideas and feedback on scamming normies especially through low effort wide appeal products on redbubble and Etsy
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I totally support this.

I wonder is there any specific colors that attracts normies? Since I have the shirt black I should have other colors too

I'm thinking of selling eastern European coins with errors on them. The errors are real, but they're so common and boring in their respective countries that nobody inside the country would buy it or even consider it an error.
The trick is that nobody considers them an error so you could amass hundreds of them.

Rainbow colors or those multi-font memes you see like the "sucking down marlboro and dick" one.

Normies are like children. Just use opposite colors on the color wheel.

What is the most single thing that visually attracts a retarded normie? how can I crack this psychological code?

that t-shirt is total pissflaps. normies wont wear that, they are susceptible to bullying by their friends and peers and hence seek status through brand validation.

The gap between top and middle is just a bit to narrow. fuck with the size a bit and it should be fine. you want it to hint at the 3d ilusion but not come across as way to fucked up.

also if you want the 3d ilusion the red and yellow parts should not be straigt like the blue parts but have a slight incline towards the inside, except of course for the inside part of the middle and bottom bar.


here i am sidebench commenting instead of making one too like a apathetic fuckhead now that i have 1 week of neetdom - left our noble ranks for the periodic half a year to not mooch
fuck you. seriously. pick another fucked up area.

wtf are you talking about normies are retards of course they will wear my E design

red lips.

>it's evolutionary.

t. dr. peterson.

Scamming people? Why? Just arbitrage shitcoins.
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>not buying TRUE for 61% cheaper than other exchanges
>Doesn't know how to use real decentralized IDEXs
>Not shorting OKeX
No wonder you're thinking about scamming people.

because it's more guaranteed than gambling shitcoin that the IRS will tax you for

school kids round my way wear what looks like plain white t-shirts, but they have a white CK logo and sell for 45 quid. If some cunt wore your t-shirt to school, they would kick his head in and his life would be over.

>normy life

So what do you suggest user

it's not gambling. its easy money. most people are lazy or don't know how to use dex so they dont bother. you can make serious profit

em, i have some ideas that i am not willing to divulge in front of the ever present lurkers. i would not discard the t-shirt idea entirely, but i would think youre going to have to think outside the box to carve out a niche.

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Wrong market. OP should be selling t-shirts to redneck boomers. They’re the only ones who buy this shit. I’m gonna become a gorillionaire this coming election season.

meant for this cunt

Are you going to sell "make Israel great again" t-shirts?

>I’m gonna become a gorillionaire this coming election season.

good luck mang it will be a noble enterprise.

OP here if thread hits bump limit pls make sequel I'm wagieslaving right now

I'm not going to fuck with KYC or AML bullshit, I already closed my account from binance and coinbase because of that

Like this?

I understand if you don't want your ideas stolen, but we're not trying to sell master pieces here

I'm pulling for ya, we're all in this together

forgot pic again

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This, nobody would spend good money buying something stupid like pic related. They'd have to be MORONS!!!

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you dont need any of that thats why its a dex
you new?

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Selling videos

Any guidance on learning how to spot good arbitrage opportunities? Any good tutorials / guides on this stuff you'd suggest?

That sounds like a great idea but the fuck buys these and what do they do with them?

Goddamn that is hideous

On the topic of Supreme, reselling fake chinese goods to older white women and hypebeasts is good money. You can make fake receipts even. Pick a niche item, not louis vuitton handbags, more like mid tier sun glasses and sport shoes, and drum up buisness on Craigslist and eBay. Ez fukin Pz

I know and it will sell like hotcakes

I'd like to point out that "hypebeasts" are literally the biggest retarded faggots on the planet.

Will these "hyebeasts" buy my E shirt

wtf?
user, do you know what a incline is?
like, it was fine you only needed the black part to be a bit bigger in the first gap and the two backcolours to give the ilusion of being smaller by bending them a bit to the inside of the E.

no re-sizing was ever in my post.

this may be a limitation of the program you are using or the tools you are using or a complete breakdown in communication.

perfect for normalfags

where can you get high quality fakes?

ps, you my be getting me exasperated but no matter what atrocity to the visual medium you commit i will not make a design for you. i have to make my own.

What about putting shitty 3 panel stick figure comics on shirts?

Yeah I'm limited here, but I do have the option to upload a preexisting design form ms paint or photoshop on there.

Just do some pretentious xkcd shit like the beer one and normies will buy it like crazy cuz "wow so cool and relatable xd"

Maybe, jack up the profit 1000% and see if anyone is stupid enough.

Dud if it attracts normies it will sell!

Anons if we pull this off say good bye to the wage life.

what about going behind the bin shed and wanking into a sock?

one of the top sellers on redbubble, kek

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Why are so many Youtubers selling merchandise like tshirts and hoodies these days?

That "e" shirt won't sell to normies. Is it supposed to be the "E" meme?

To appeal to normies your designs have to be recognizable and your tags pop culture related. I've had little luck with "meme" shirts unless they are pop culture related.

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Easy to do. Youtubers get free design work done by the online shirt companys and all they have to do is make a video promoting and post a link, so its free money with no risk or downside on their end.

Posting more top selling low effort redbubble shirts

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I finally cracked it bros
just sell the most bluepilled NPC thing you can imagine. We're all going to make it now. pic related

Minimum work, decent profits. Some of them farm out the designs to India/Faillipines and make a profit with zero effort... as in, just sign the fucking authorization.

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forgot pic

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hold the fuck up
is this allowed? isn't this shit like copyrighted or something?

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So where is the best place to sell these shitty shirts?

Its about time I start selling shit on redbubble. I've been sitting here at college wasting time for too long with illustrator sitting on my desktop.

Basically, make these cucks your paypigs. That's my mentality, these NPCs deserve to be crushed any every drop of advantage squeezed from then until they're a lifeless husk.

now you're getting it, pic related

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>Science is real
What did they mean by this ?

a couple of these are top sellers with different fonts. try taking one and just changing the font to be have a better aesthetic. Also check the tags on top selling shirts

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I'm gonna make a "All women are whores" t-shirt do not steal my idea thanks

looks like it is copyright

Same wasted 9 years of my life wage slavin at fast food

This

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kill me!

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>nigger2.jpg

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Ok new business plan
>make redbubble account
>sell redpill merch
>make second redbubble account
>sell bluepill merch
Is this the perfect scheme?

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>election season is coming up
>profit

WE'RE GUNNA MAKE IT LADS

your trips say you may be onto something but redpill people don't buy as much stupid shit imo

Deosn't matter though, profit is profit, especially with 0 upfront cost

uh oh

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it is now

Is there no limit on this shit? Like what's stopping me from shotgun blasting 10,000 designs?

Go for it brethren. It still does take some time to make this garbage but true once it's up there it's up there no activity required

uh oh

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just flipped .3 btc with this thanks

Also, both red and blue niggers love their stupid bumper stickers

now you're getting it

Etsy charges you 20 cents a month for each listing you have. So some websites don't allow this and profit off sellers. Redbubble only profits off of you when you sell something, but you both profit. Win/win

normies not wanting to scroll through 10000 different products
make more accounts and organize your designs by theme or idea per account

new plan
throw as much shit at the wall on redbubble
take my top selling products and post them on Etsy
double win

so do we just make the design and redbubble leaves it on there or do we have to buy the shirts then sell them?

Nothing.

My motto in business:

"Think like a chink, invest like a jew and work like a White man."

How does Redbubble work? I just make a design and don't have to actually get a manufacturer to make the shirt? So I can just upload a design and get paid?

No, they deduct the cost for a shirt from the sale but give you the rest. Says on their website

It's sell on demand, you can make a million designs on MS Paint and a random one moons and you make some decent dosh. It's like the poor(er) man's crypto.

Tags are key so they find your shit. So appeal to pop culture. Just know there are some tags which will get your work flagged and taken down like "disney" and "spiderman". I've had many designs taken down (but there is literally no repercussions other than taking down your design.)

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yessir. They do all of the producing. You just make the design, put in some tags and that's it.

I'm going to have to try this then. Literally no point in not doing it as a wage slave.

You get a cut off every sale. 25% is standard. The infrastructure/material/wages probably costs them 25% off every shirt, so they profit 50% off every sale by just existing.

I've seen on youtube videos, maybe I'm wrong, that if it's egregious... they COULD sue you. However that's very unlikely... except with Nintendo, they fucking sue Let's Players promoting their games. So I'd tread lightly.

Either way, don't they send you a bill for all the money you made off copyrighted material?

I've made nearly $500 over the past 3 years with low-effort weebshit designs on Redbubble. This one alone has netted me nearly $200

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usually they'll get to it before it sells. but search "pokemon" and "nintendo" on redbubble and you'll get related items that are selling. My guess is they skirt around the copyright by using tags like "classic video game" or something like that

What do you guys think about my new design? will I make it?

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personally I'm going to experiment with making a recognizable brand from scratch using nothing but redbubble and etsy

That design will be worth $1 million or I'll eat my dick.

>Upload same picture alongside tens of thousands of other parakeets' "designs"

>hope normans choose yours out of the same thing

>yours sells okay

>50 other keema naans copy and paste your "design" and reupload

Seems like this "gravy train" crashed a long time ago?

Too good to be true

If fucking stinky LINK has 242 results then god forbid what the competition is like with Friends, Pokemon, Game of Thrones, Pickle Rick etc...

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lmao

Quantity > Quality

stop discouraging me I am trying to be really dedicated to this

You'll make maybe $50 over 3 months