Give me your pitches, bitches

Give me your pitches, bitches.

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a toilet that is also a bathtub

bump so I don't get lost in crytpofaggotry

Here, check this out.

It is called a (You).
Now, bare with me here for a moment, I'll get into it.
So basically, here is how it works:
You create and thread on Jow Forums biz, right? You say some dumb shit as usual? Well here is the kicker...
I REPLY to your thread, you still following me camera guy? I REPLY to you, in your own thread, still with me? And then once I do that, you get ATTENTION.
Would you like to know why?
It is because you're a gigantic, tremendous FAGGOT.

I think they call that the Ganges river

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Now, here is an example of a (You) in action
The more I do it, the more you giggle and pinch & roll your ballsack itch, it is actually a genius idea.

based and poopiled

Good, but why shouldn't I just shit in my bathtub?

What ever happened to these threads just being fun shitposting?

Hi my name is neet user.
Im here today to present my business idea.
What i will do is create thousands of fake business project and instead of selling stocks i will sell a useless internet coin and tell the buyers it will be worth something one day.
Give it a few years and the businesses will have a combined worth of a couple hundred billion dollar

a bike with a dick for a seat.

Shark tank but for porn...

Top Jews of the porn industry watch ameteurs fuck. The execs decide if they want to bring them aboard their sexy business, and fight over how much to pay.

Lorrie would be a good fuck prop for a lone guy who wants to prove his salt for strangers.

Rule 34

>crypto is useless
dumb street shitter

Can you provide an image of some kind to help us visualize your invention?

Town 45 min outside big city, 10 mil radius of Town population about 100k
Avarrage household income is 140k yearly and increasing and large business migrating
Get a truck that has LED screens on the sides and back and rent out as mobile advertising. Rent for parties and outdoor movies.
LED screens that are held like a backpack and then size of sled as mobile advertising for malls and such

Kek, muh digits

a chair that's actually a dick.

Clearly you’ve never been to the sex museum in Amsterdam. For that reason, I’m out.

BSV 2.0

can i pre-order?

Kek

Already own three, I'm out

Nice digits, but I'm out

Not bad

Basically the same as the sex bike.

it's a google maps vr app that turns your phone into a street racing app :)

slightly unethetical but if you market it towards cyclists it should remain on the store (whilst paying for viral marketing towards boy racers)

leaderboards around ur city etc.

Fuck off, Kevin. I already got the publicity I needed from your bald ass head, and Imma dab on you when the Jewish porn execs rain more money on me than you ever could

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Thanks

An indie game:

1. Genre only has a couple of titles max
2. Sizeable audience
3. Emphasis on complex, deep gameplay instead of graphics (which I don't have the budget for)
4. Single player game, likely sell on Steam for $20

I ask for 50k, expected time ~2 years

second idea (similar unethical theme, thats my strength)

>Mob Insurance
it's an app where you place a "safety bounty" on yourself, i.e. $50 and if you ever get in danger you can activate the alert to ping all bounty hunters in your area (people would sign up to seek bounties) and they'd rescue you in return for $50

probably would only work in cities

(mainly for women to feel safer)

I like it

Not as fond of this one, but convince me. Why should I use this app when police and street smarts are a thing? Why should I go fight for some nigger for only $50? How do we prevent scams on this platform? Seems very exploitable.

You don't need money to do this; just do it on your spare time with a longer ETA and post your progress with free demos like the Yandere Simulator guy but without the drama

> do it on your spare time with a longer ETA

I am worried someone will come up with the same thing and make it first. Odds are probably low of that happening, but I am paranoid.

Also my job (software dev) takes too much time, I just don't have the energy to code again after 10 hours of coding at work. It's either I quit and make the game or I take five years to make it