You have two cows

You have two cows.

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Tucows? The ad company? Full of greasy kikes. Get rid of it

Sell them both and go 100x long on bitmex

Linkys
You have two cows
You sell both and go to the gay club

Arkies
You make two cows
But then you tear it all down and work on making chickens, then pigs, then sheep...

Bitcoin
You have two cows
They don't produce any milk, but they were the first cows ever born so they're the most special cows

Bitcoin Cash
You have two cows
They produce milk but no one seems to care

Monero
You have an unknown amount of cows

Tether
You have 3 billion cows, at least that's what you claim in court

Ethereum
You have an extremely high tech pair of cows, but they collapse whenever someone milks them

EOS
You have two horses dressed up as cows

Praise Vishnu, buy BSV sirs!

dairy cows are absolute sweethearts. they're like big friendly dogs. i grew up in a big dairy area and in high school i used to take my truck out to smoke weed and feed the old girls some extra hay. it was a simpler time in my life.

Is this bullish?

Cryptocurrency:
You have two cows. Tomorrow you have 1000 cows. The next day the farmer who was looking after them runs off leaving you with no cows.

fuck right marry left kill self

ROFL A+

They look like nice cows. I think I will name them Gertrude, and Mary-Lou Moo.

NOOOOOOO MY COWS WERE ATTACKED BY BEARS AND NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY MILK AAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYY

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How much bsv for the left one sirs?

I ate my two cows

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Oh yes, I forgot one

Bitcoin SV
You have two cows
You worship them

(You)

BSV
You have two cows
You name them both Craig and decorate them with sacred ornaments - they are worshipped

DGB
You have two cows
No one wants to buy them after the Sharpie incident

XBY
You have 2,000 cows capable of producing 10,000 cows worth of milk
No one has yet to see 1 cow because they are being patented for legal protections

XSN
You have 2 cows,
They speak 70 languages and literally teleport their milk directly to glasses but everyone is too busy watching the BSV cow worshippers and Linkies on their way to the gay club fling poo at each other

Litecoin
You have 2 cows,
Both produce Monster Ultra Energy instead of milk for some reason

Bitconnect
You have cows made out of cardboard and some stolen milk,
You get countless people to trade you their real cows for cardboard cows with milk carton rewards until somehow you have thousands of cows at your disposal. You run off into the sunset with them.

I got TWO COWS one for the milk and one for the beef

BSV
You have two cows and they shit absolutely everywhere constantly

you're not funny

KG the goat

where have i seen this before

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