What is the bare minimum portfolio to be considered an investor?

same. my life feels so wasted

have you ever been around sorority girls? the only thing you're missing out on are blackpills and stds

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Shut up faggot. Missing out on prime pussy is the worst thing that can happen to a man

10k Link? need at least 1 million LINK

25k to be a trader or 1mm to be an investor

>sorority girls
>prime pussy
user, I...

I know these feels bro.

fuggg

investopedia.com/terms/a/accreditedinvestor.asp

You are a total loser.

>tfw I partied hard as fuck in the Marines but still feel like I didn’t get to experience this
>mfw I’ll never know what it’s like to fuck slutty college chicks because I got into a relationship and got married when I got out of the service
>tfw have literally turned down offers of girls asking to give me blowjobs and threesomes

It’s a good thing, though, because I’d probably have some disease or kids if I stayed single

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me too :(

so you think this will give your life value?

society tells them it will. but it would have probably helped him with socializing with girls at the minimum.

those whores just lay on their backs and then cry rape the next day to ruin your life. you didn't miss anything.

You didn't miss anything.
t. Peaked at 21, all downhill since

everyone in image should be firing squadded.

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College was awesome. This gave me the worst fomo.

On the bright side it's still easy enough to find college sloots at bars.

Those girls are only hot cuz they're young. Busted face and bad proportions...

You're right. Fresh meat is still sexy in of itself. Girls peak at 19.

cuz the skin is still tight, soft and smooth. It has to be heart breaking for a female after she turns 21

Prime pussy is 11-14 nigga

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that's a lil extreme pedo

the projection is physically painful

Make some swinger friends on Fet Life or something, people do stuff like this outside of college too.

kys pedo

This is the definition of cope

>tfw some beta bucks will marry these sluts
>totally throwing their life away

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Based

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sounds great on paper but its meh in reality. just go to any spring break destination same shit. sex is better.

If you actually invest in a project, and not just get from exchanges for profit, you wouldn't need a minimum portfolio.
Investing in IEOs held for projects like ECOMI automatically makes you an investor, no matter how small your bag is.

you're a big guy

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I hate you normalfags so much goddamnit fucking AHHHHH. I'm like a paralyzed man who has to dig crusty shit out of his own ass because his sphincter doesn't respond to his own GODDAMN spinal signals, and I am desperate to walk every day, but then you tell me

>dude walking isn't that great lol it's meh
FUCK YOU. YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE.

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Homosexuals will disagree.

>Girls peak at 19.
Lolno.

Just fuck some escorts. There’s lots of them that do duos with another chick for double the rate.

Cringe fag

>5k

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user, I....

Chillout hotpockets, he's telling the truth.

>tfw I've experienced this IRL
Pretty overrated tbqh, wouldn't really care if I hadn't experienced it, on the other hand, high school love with a cute virgin, now that shit is truly amazing and I'm eternally glad I got to experience it.

>also sorority girls will still fuck you after college if you're even remotely Chad, it's probably not too late for you to experience it

holy shit.....imagine all those girls getting BLACKED
god knows white cumskins can't satisfy them

Is a nigger that raped his daughter

Reminder that the age of consent is 13 in Japan and Argentina, plus 14 is legal in a lot of countries

It's never enough user. And it's always much easier to build it up as a fantasy in your head as well. I got a better hit browsing this board with frens and watching my shitcoins moon than I did the last time I saw some top-tier bare brappers/milkies in a scenario just like your pic. Srs athletic brappers 2.
>inb4 hav secs + low t

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>all those bruises around the upper thigh and ass
enjoy chad's sloppy seconds lads

I believe there's a point where you've actually made it but I think it's actual love. I don't know why but sluts lusting after dick never helped me. When I was in peak form in college I just sunk further and deeper into a depression. Being around that kind of constant degeneracy isn't good for the soul, user.

So answer me this you fucking sad autists, what’s the difference between playing strip beer pong with sorority stacys and playing with a bunch of 10/10 escorts once you reach crypto make it status?

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>partake in sexual deviancy and conform to modern Jewish Weimar or you are a loser incel.

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they never look this fresh

LGBTP.

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I know right, just like posting on a Chinese cartoon image board.

>being comfortable taking your clothes off in public makes you bisexual
Not all of us weigh 300lbs and have a 2-inch penis user. Why the fuck would I care if someone sees my doodle?

Nothing like getting married to not have a family. You retard.

He's taking one for the team and only doing it to encourage and make the girls feel comfortable enough to take off their own clothing, for the rest of the guys to stare at. Make no mistake, the sluts are basically on show and the entire point of this game is to get them to whore out and possibly bang.

And you never will, not with that shitty portfolio faggot

pathetic, dont have children

based
reminder your daughters are your property and there is nothing logically wrong with making them your wives until you can find another based and redpilled man to swap them for his daughters

this
the only exception i have to marrying a virgin is if she only fucked her dad

TO be a Billionaire - sure!

>tfw you missed out on your sexual prime/youth

thanks for ruining my day OP

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lol wut

I have more money

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A little tip for y'all. None of them came there expecting to have sex, otherwise they'd have matching bra and panties.

This.