Fuck you Tesla

I just lost my entire fucking life savings and my wife just left me...

Thinking of taking out a massive loan, spending it all on bitcoin, and then fleeing to Ukraine with it

What are the chances I'd get caught?

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>all in on Tesla
Just hold, there's no way Tesla is going under before 2080.

Why Ukraine tho?

just make a new account and pretend it didnt happen

HODL YOU IDIOT

HODL

Why Ukraine?

You still have 7k left. I can take 7k and turn it into 75k in crypto in like 6-12 months

I seriously hope this is a larp

Its not. He posted earlier. He lost the money on calls so there will be no holding

It's the only white country with no extradition treaty to the U.S