/smg/ - Stock Market General

heaven or hell? it all depends on how well 2800 holds

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For SQQQ bag holders:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

sec.gov/news/press-release/2019-87
reuters.com/article/us-apple-antitrust-idUSKCN1T5249
youtube.com/watch?v=RoUU0SJgBgY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for bread

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First for cocaine fueled trading

First for now is the time to buy Bear ETFs

reminder: galtboi on suicide watch

WHY IS THE MARKET GOING UP WHERE IS THE CRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck tripfags

ding ding ding how is everyone doing today

daily reminder dividens are your fren or some shit

buy LCL or something

lick my anus

AAAAAHHHHH the spidersilk dip kept dipping!!
keep buying?!

I think this guy is right though...

I'm all out of day trades, some one give me a long term, (18-20 hours) investment.

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Up 7.79% today

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read a book

what a coincidence I'm also up 7.79% today

The crash is scheduled for October
as is tradition

rates are raising with market as usual

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I was looking at $CFMS this morning but I pussied out

yeah, in the year 2020

Up 5.90%, I'm balls deep (30x) on the Dow at a loss and wanna get off this ride soon. Also MSFT.

SEC SUES KIK INTERACTIVE

sec.gov/news/press-release/2019-87

DEVELOPERS SUE APPLE

reuters.com/article/us-apple-antitrust-idUSKCN1T5249

Lots of suing going on today

neat, just bought SDS at 34.19

Still not sure why the volume means it's any better than the rest, considering it's not down nearly as hard.

Floodgates open I guess

why are we pumping?

his name penguinlllium

Any galt cucks still bagholding lmfao

Pic related, it's my dead cat.

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Merck and UNH SURGE!
what happened, did everyone drop out and decide to support Biden?

his name is frenulum, easy to remember because its that thing on the underside of your peepee

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That is the most alive-looking dead cat I've ever seen

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Bracing for

dubs and BEARSEASON CONFIRMED

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Idiots, high on hopium.

Trump said that Mexico is still getting those tariffs despite what Mexico said.

Gorgeous cat
Only one cat?
Cat really dead ? :(

He died between 2 and 4 years AFTER the photo was taken.

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Moving up SPY target to 340

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Short squeeze to crush idiot bears timed with mexico caving to tariffs and powell admitting that injecting crack into the market is still in play

He looks retarded

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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The Dubble Top is in, niggers!

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a lot of stocks had a gap up today. reminder that markets like to close gaps so place your bids accordingly

rip kitty

Debating some Jun-14 $OKTA calls

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He was smarter than most people. He could read in hebrew and thai. RIP Big Cat.

Short volume has been very high in recent days
Unlike people here, I can actually hold and commit to a trade for more than a week without crying and shitting myself when things don't go my way

BUY GOLD AND SILVER. MOVE TO PUERTO RICO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

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Well I just closed my TLT puts and went all in on SPY puts that expire tomorrow with 0 day trades remaining so wish me luck.

How does CNBC get away with displying shit like this and passing it off as analysis?

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Daily reminder that most people here are emotional retards who make decisions based entirely on FOMO and panic

He will save us all! Bag his Fat Divvy while you can and hang on to Him till your retirement date lands. Let us reflect the good points thus:

1. Kicked the Govt Hacks in the ball sack (In court)
2. Told Trump to suck it (Trump had a hissy fit over cnn, wanted a boycott; our hero's stock went up)
3. Profit is Up, Debt is down; 75% of a 40 billion debt to be paid by eoy.
4. New ventures will bringing in more Profit (Xandor,Warner, Streaming service,5G,First net)
5. Legacy parts still bring in Profit, Latin America unit growing Profits
6. A Healthy Fat Divvy (0.51 x 4) with plenty of spare cash to hike it over time w/out hurting anything else.
7. Shares are Cheap atm. Buy Buy Buy!

The Bad; Debt, but they are paying it off. Ahead of seclude actually. Management is in a bit of flux right now but this is to be expected with Time Warner and all it's parts being integrated w/T as a whole.

On a side note: Sure Dis and Comcast have good things going for them. So Bag all three and corner the market. That way no mater who wins the Streaming Wars you win in the end. (I left out Amazon/Netflix cause while they got the platform they don't have any major content producing engine behind it while the others do; Warner Bros Studios, Dis/Fox studios, Universal Studios)

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Not just most people here - most people (in general)

Never underestimate how dumb the masses are

please tell me it's a shop with this r:r
700 loss for a 300 win

how long are you gonna hold your bioshit?

I've made a huge mistake.

That is true as well

oh nvm misread 9100 for 8100

Until I have a reason to sell

Lol filtered

How am I going to explain to the guy that signs the cheques that I got my dick stuck in the company fridge and couldn't exit my position that I made completely based off of memeanal-ysis.

Buy REFR

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meeooow ^^

youtube.com/watch?v=RoUU0SJgBgY

SUGAR

;)

It's too late. I already put it all in SPY puts and have lost 50% of my capital. I'm fucked mate.

Please based (((market participants))), pull the rug out from under this

Am I going to make it bros

Forgot pic

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A tale of two anons

depends on how often you like to play with fire. if you get yourself a nice safe portfolio, in about 15 years of solid growth you will make it

Pendulum giving sage advice like he‘s some kinda market wizard lmao. Lemme give it to you straight - dump the biomemes and start writing covered calls.

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KO almost back to $50. Damn I love this stock. And it just continues to pay me, every quarter.

AMRN is coming to grace us with a nice Profit windfall. Soon as sept 4 comes and goes. That's the date the FDA caves in for good and gives AMRN the thumbs up. So at anytime before or after that date a nice big fat buyout may take place. Look at this pic and see for yourself; no mater what Profit will be yours for the taking. A nice fat price of $51 per x 2 would be sweet but fuck it no mater what you'd come out in the Green.

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>he actually believes (((analysts)))

Alright, I need to buy something what do you guys think about Wal-Mart?

>SPY about to break 280 a day after being down near 270
Despite everything we've seen since October, you people continue to buy and FOMO into overbought bags. This recession is going to be one hell of a dickslap in the face for some people.

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I got out of AMRN last year after riding it from 3 from 2014 and moved to REFR,

Good luck though

Show us your all-time chart, i bet its a hilarious rollecoster of gains and JUST

AMD pumping! I had just bought 125 shares yesterday.

Pic related to btfo survivorship bias. Write calls anons.

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All time. Yea I used to be a degenerate options buyer.

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Well your pretty safe; the only competitor is Amazon. Walmart won't be going anyplace unless the masses just one day say "I hate going to the store and getting all my shit plus my drugs plus my auto service plus my subway all in a single place"

Sold 1000 on Monday -_-

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Solid long-term hold, .53 quarterly dividends too

Buying those BTC dips like:

(should probably stick with my Sdow and SDS...)

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>one month is a long time in the market

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dont forget to remove your Bwl.a limit orders

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Oh shit, I'm totally fucked. Why didn't I wait till #$280 before I got my puts on? The thought of sitting in cash for 2 hours was giving me ADHD and this dead cat is nerve racking.

Is she doing an exercises? Is that part of idol training?

Someone needs to teach this poor lass how chairs work.

>#$2 hours
ftfy

I wonder how much higher AMD can get since it's ~29.3$ now. Resistance should be hit soon where it bounces off somewhere before 30$.

Trailing stop is already set, so I can enjoy the gains anyway and wait for the next cheapies.

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Trigger their stops then pump it so they fomo, and dump it.

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Daily reminder that holding a sinking ship is just as bad.

just wait it out while nervously looking at the chart every few seconds, its your punishment for losing the flow

$100k portfolio, do you go active mutual funds or growth index (VUG)

Define a sinking ship

>hedging with crypto and inverses instead of bonds and metals
*Ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I loved this very silly show
Manga worthwhile?

Ab* exercises

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You, like most people here, know nothing about the company's fundamentals and just focus on the price

Put some into WalMart seems like a safe strat they also pay a dividend