Are therapists the most subhuman professionals? Every psych major I meet has mental illness with daddy issues or is dumb as a rock.
I despised every therapist I had, I asked them to offer me a solution to the problems I would tell them or provide some insight but they would tell me they don’t do that and are more there to listen. What a joke. Plus in the US they cost like 120 per hour. Why do people still fall for this scam?
Jews
talk to a dentist
>Every
Not seen one in my life. What went wrong with u user?
when i was a kid like 7 years old my parents got divorced and my mom did the classic divorce rape thing. lied about my dad abusing her, took all his money and his house, kids etc, turned all friends against him. i was already a super paranoid autist when i was a kid so i was completely aware of everything that was happening even though my mom and other adults thought i was a naive child. i was forced to go to therapy and i told the creepy old man that i wanted to be with my dad instead of my mom but he wrote down that i was brainwashed by my dad and i really wanted to be with my mom, thus granting her custody (this was all in chicago btw, the divorce rape capital of the world) he single handedly ruined my childhood and my father's life, now 15 years later i look him up and sure enough he is a motherfucking kike.
I see a therapist, he's a jungian and extremely intelligent. Most are trash though
I’m sorry user
How is your dad now?
>be 17yo me
>mainlining heroin and speed daily
>tell roastie therapist
>"well user I know how you must be feeling, I once had an addiction to chocolate"
I wish I just made that up
>send an email to one to ask for offer
>"you must first admit that you are a deficient human being user"
fuck this. don't need another person shitting on me
>be me
>pretty fit, workout everyday, and rarely drink
>have a few at a bar, get DUI after sliding into a cop car during a blizzard
>my boss makes me see therapist to keep job
>therapist lectures me about maintaining a healthy lifestyle, shes over 300 pounds
u ever speak to ur dad now tho
he lives with me, still wage cucking himself to death in his 60s even though at one point he had more than enough money to retire in his 50s (mom/state took it all) i am wage cucking myself to death as well to give him some semblance of a nice retirement before he dies. we are far away from chicago now and i havent seen or spoken to my mom in years, but i found that kike therapist and where he lives and i think when my dad dies im gonna double murder the kike and my mom. cant do it while my dads alive cuz he will be too sad
If they do EMDR they are worth every penny.a
Sheeeeee
Yeah I had a roly poly drug counsellor one time. Having a chunker lecture you about improving your self control was always pretty seeth-inducing. She smoked cigarettes too.
Based. Please off that parasite bro. They love ruining white families.
You would have a way better chance of not being caught if you didnt murder your mom.
kys
lol
I got arrested for drug possession when I was 25
court ordered therapy/psychiatrists sessions to determine the extent of my mental illness
spend 3 sessions breaking down the private prison industrial complex, my reasoning for using mind altering substances, broke down why government and society is flawed, and ended it with shilling my bitcoin bag and why it's going to change everything
she tried to get me on antidepressants and anti psychotics, I basically told her her profession is a joke and over prescribes people living in a sick system
I didn't get my letter for court so I had to see another person and play dumb
done with probation in 4 months can't wait to get away from this kike bullshit
fuck you faggot im telling this dweeb not to waste his life on petty shit. His mother is a used up old woman killing her wont accomplish anything.
Thats what you get for actually trying to talk to them about real shit.
They just write you off as crazy.
Let me guess? A therapist said you were ill when you talked about how lizard people on the moon is why every crypto venture you buy into fail?
>butthurt TheRapist roastie
in reality im a pussy bitch and unless i completely break im never going to kill anyone. but it would be dishonorable to only kill the kike, since technically my mom is more responsible for the damage.
>its a scam
easy to exploit people when they're emotionally vulnerable or at their low point. also can prescribe controlled substances.
Ah, I see, that classic delusion that everyone you speak with is one of those sinister women who is stalking you on the internet just to terrorize you (and keep you poor and unpopular)
Do you think that shit works? I've seen literature on this but thought it looked retarded.
This man. I've been struggling bad latetly. Got fired from my job back in jan '18, got divorced, been having tons of sucidial thoughts and didn't develop any friendships here because I was already spread thin between my job and marriage. I really need to talk to someone objective but every therapist I've ever been to has been hell bent on turning me into a compliant wageslave and spouting typical kike bullshit.
sounds like something the Jews would cook up.
thx for respondo
buy btc
hodl
And they say there’s no reason to hit a women like this.
yes. 40% of psychologists are incredible and competent. and 30% of that 40% is female. just need to find the right one
You're shook.
I went to a therapist once, it was a roastie therapist and my problems were blackpill related, I tried to gauge how she would react when I started dropping blackpills but I didn't like what I was hearing so I dropped her after two sessions. Never go to a female therapist, they just try to re-insert you into their bluepilled matrix and it never works. Once you see the writing on the wall you can never go back.
Therapists are overwhelmingly a scam, because the training is shit, there's no oversight, and insurance pays for it, so it's a self sustaining industry.
Psychologists can help. Some of them. But the field is really attractive to psychopaths and narcissists, who can fuck you up worse than when you started. It's a fucking minefield, you have to know how to spot a good one, but you have to see 100 shitty ones to get there.
Remove insurance paying for it, the entire profession would dry up overnight.
My ex roomate, who was a complete nightmare in her personal/dating life, is now a marriage counselor. With two divorces. How she got licensed is beyond me.
A girl I knew in college was fucked up from her grandfather fucking her when she was 12, until she was 17. She was in therapy for over a decade, and only got worse. I think the therapist was getting off on her story, because she was complaining that he always wanted her to talk about every incident in detail. She on;y stopped going to him when she ended up on a 72 hour hold in a psych ward after ODing on pain meds after a session with the fucker, and the docs at the hospital intervened and told her to. The new psychologist she got after that got more done for her in a year than the other creepy fuck. She said she was going to file a complaint, don't know if she ever did.
psychology is rooted in chemistry and evolutionary science. The more abstract theories are often subjected to societal, academic, individual and institutional bias IE leftist SJW bullshit and political correctness. Always try to talk with friends and family directly about problems. If your depressed and have anxiety its often your brains way of telling you there is a problem and it's time for a change/ or to confront a problem head on. If you do need genuine counseling try and find and older guy who's been in the field for a while and can genuinely related to your problems as a man. I think one of the things missing for the modern man is the mentorship and advice from older men passed down to the younger ones.
I wanted to go to the psych to just get a hot one so i can fuck her
>Always try to talk with friends and family directly about problems
Most frequently they are the problem you know
Ughhhhhh what the fuck. Looks like I’m on my own.
Then perhaps it's best to cut toxic people out of your life or sit back and wait for them to reach out to you.
You attempt to give simple answers to complex problems. don't try to do that.
t. brainwashed by father
yikes
Vased.
Oh ok. Keep getting emotionally cucked then.
>cluster b personality confirmed
kys
Don't kill your mom. It's in her nature as a woman to sponge and suck as many resources as possible. Target the therapist and save dozen of future families of the same fate.
Nigga what?
>don't hold women accountable because they are women
Has anyone here received proper therapy?
I’m functioning fine OMO but I can’t really do relationships because my mom died, stepmom saw me as a chore, and my dad is a sociopath tyrant who developed bipolar and fcked shit up even further for me
So like I’m fine at a distance and I’m quite talented but I just can’t get close to people (only a few).
Any advice?
>tfw life is just extended elementary school
Why'd they have to kill Bobby? They should of at least spared him. Fuck
my cousin is a psychiatrist but ended up on the SSRIs he prescribed and changed professions after his wife made up a bunch of lies took the kids and divorced him keeping the house
this is why traditional family values are important the whole industry lives off people exploiting that
It's easier to go to some PUA type training if you have the money unfortunately. Would be great if the "seduction" element wasn't the main focus, but one should take what they can get.
Fuck man, i hope you make it. That is a sad story
He can just cut some of her fingers off or shoot her in the knees or something similar, is what they are saying
Spared death, but a clear message sent; one that they will remember every millisecond that they are still alive. Death doesn't teach anybody shit, they get off easy and the jail time is too harsh.
>Death doesn't teach anybody shit
>thinks it wouldn't make the news
When I was in the mental hospital I was scheduled to meet with a psychiatrist. I went into his office and he was the most Jewish looking person I had ever seen, which literally sent me into a stuttering panic attack. Like I'm going to take the meds this sniveling heeb prescribes me. I was in a sleep deprived psychosis and he literally looked like a monster. After that I just stopped taking any meds and toughed it out.
What was his prognosis?
When I first went in I was diagnosed with major depression, major anxiety and psychosis. I was in a really really bad state, hadn't slept or ate anything for over a week and couldn't stop thinking about suicide. The psychiatrist was just the guy who decided what exactly your medicine regimen should be, you generally only met with him once. I basically said something like 'i can't do this i'm sorry i can't do this' and left his office. He didn't give a fuck.
The head doctor dosed me up with benzos and anti-psychotics, I slept for 3 days straight, ate some food and went home with new resolve to take control of my own mind.
Psychology and Psychiatry are scams that perpetuate the pervasive American individualist approach to life and scam people with poorly developed drugs to make big pharma rich. Will a psychologist ever admit that the conditions around you are unavoidably shit and that it isn't your fault? Fuck no, everything is your fault, and when their pathetic CBT doesn't fucking work, it's your fault again because 'you didn't do the exercises right'. Will you ever go to a psychiatrist and be met with an actual medically rigorous professional? Fuck no, they will give you a drug after determining you have a chemical imbalance in your brain from a personality quiz and no medically substantial tests. These fields have barely evolved from lobotomies and are not to be respected.
My mother has borderline personality disorder. She is far and away the most mentally unhealthy person I've ever known. She runs a successful (financially) therapy practice.
Broken people get into fields where they "help people" because they think it will fix their issues.
They're trying to cure what is in many cases a biochemical issue through conversation. No different than trying to treat a broken arm through an interview.
Most likely your parents - like the parents of most of the others who go through this process - were referred by the school. Far more likely than not you were a male, and possibly being a little disruptive, i.e. what we used to call a little boy.
Sometimes the school's go so far as to tell the parents that the kid can't come back to school until they have been evaluated, and sometimes even provide a listing of healthcare providers who "are good at handling this." So who benefits if the diagnosis is made?
Well, the school benefits, because they get extra feddy bucks when kids are diagnosed as a "special needs" kid. They also get to exempt themselves from counting that person if they bring down the average in standardized tests of the school, or keep the scores in if they would bring the average up.
The school and the teacher get a pass if they don't teach the kid anything and special kudos if they do.
The kid gets a pass on acting out or otherwise misbehaving because, he ain't a bad kid, he's just got a medical problem. The parents get the same pass, even if if they raise a total brat.
The healthcare providers make a bundle on this racket, giving controlled meds to healthy kids who don't really need it takes little time, but it's all billable. They also get taken out to lunch by the "detail man" for the companies that make adderall, Ritalin, and similar. Dinners and free CME too. Oh, and a lot of swag for the office, the office staff, even their own kids whose futures they aren't about to blight by giving them that diagnosis.
Take MDMA. Oh wait, it's illegal even though its application in psychiatric medicine has been known for more than 30 years.
And of course, the pharmaceutical companies that make this stuff are just reeling in the cash, billions and billions, even after paying the detail men and the food, drinks, bought and paid for CME lecturers extolling the 'fact' that ADD is under diagnosed and under treated, and of course even more swag.
But karma's a ***** and somebody has to pay a price, and unfortunately right now that's you. So bend over and spread em.
But don't blame the FAA, because all they are doing is covering their own rears, they didn't create your problem. And seriously, there isn't one damn thing you can do now but go through the process or give up on an aviation career. There ain't any shortcut.
All you can really do at this point is to not let anyone hang a bogus diagnosis on your own kids.
What are you talking about? No.
>brainlet therapist can't into analogies
Male therapists? No, but they're rare given how many of them want to become professors.
Only 1% of women who are in this industry are good thogh, since the rest should be going for MSW.
BASED
MSW?
Master's of Social Work
Moses was a literal God.
I'm considering therapy with my parents who divorced when I was 10 because their bullshit still affects me, but after speaking with them head on I'm realizing no therapist will be able to unpack this shit. I've been feeling physical pain from this repression but talking to them helps it feel better and idk if any counselor would even help at all. I don't really trust anyone :(
ive seen a handful of therapists over the years because I have schzioaffective disorder, they all kind of suck and are pretty dumb, most of them were really disinterested too. only decent one I had over the years who seemed interested in me and really tried to help me out was an elderly Jewish guy ironically enough
t. idol worshipping jew
Sounds like you fell for Jewish tricks. They start learning to control goyim before they can walk.
frens, did some of you have OCD? I'm really struggling with this shit for a year now but it just keeps getting worse every month. I can't live like this anymore.
I knew one that was an OK guy but he had me put in a ward once and I never talked to him afterwards even though I probably needed it. I always felt bad about that.
But yeah psych majors are usually retarded.
based and accurate
DAMN!
>understated
My therapist is a thicc, mid-30s single mom and I (un)intentionally flirt with her every time i see her. she has a bubbly personality, so we have great chemistry
been wanting to fucc this bitch for like a year. how do i make it happen
Can I open a private firm even though I have no schooling and no certification? I'm really really good at playing therapist for people and want to capitalize on that without the Jewish American government interference.
the entire industry is huge fucking lies. did jews come up with it?im lol. they cant help you, and the medication is officially sentience poison. they should mostly be slaughtered like trash. literally like trash mobs. no thought, no feeling, just done and onto the next one.
>threatens to double murder people on a shitcoin business internet board
>anti-semitic
definitely not an actually, in-need-of-therapy psychopath
I just took an appointment with a shrink, I just want to be recognized as autistic so I can get neet bucks
The story is clear now, you are a supporter of the Jews.
They serve a purpose as an outlet for people to work through some of their problems, or they would be by letting the patient do all the talking and not ascertaining a diagnosis for nonexistant 'diseases.'
Mostly by people simply talking aloud about past experiences and stresses of life can help the mind process it on it's own, a psychiatrist is just an excuse to talk aloud. A sympathetic ear, if you will, a good friend or relative can serve the same purpose.
A degree in psychiatry is just a piece of paper saying you're authorized to make relatively educated guesses at a person's mental wiring, and prescribe them meds to turn them into a zombie.
>fuck
a lot of therapists flirt with their patients to get more info and comfort, it's part of the healing process
this is fucking based
yes, but by shitting up the variance of life and saying that certain perfectly unique bespoke methods of dealing are illness, they fuck all of humanity. hello /x/.
>You attempt to give simple answers to complex problems. don't try to do that
>makes one line throwaway diagnosis in order to invalidate user
drooling imbecile confirmed
What if you told those fatasses they were hypocrites what do you think they'd say in defense?
I agree, sure mental illness existed in the past which is obvious. But the current state of the western world is causing major problems to society. There is no sense of community anymore, we sometimes forget that human beings are tribal creatures that cannot survive on their own even if you don't want to admit it.
>Business & Finance
>pervasive American individualist approach to life
kek. what a loser.
you're a loser. the majority of people have no problem with 'the state of the western world' whatsoever. compare it to medieval times or even a hundred years ago. your life sucks because you suck.
this disease isnt a disease compared to that disease
Retards need to cope with being fuckups. It's why this board (along with r9k) is the only board that throw away any scepticism and willingly believe every fucking anecdote and larp ever posted because it distracts them from reality and confirms whatever else to blame but themselves. Boomers, jews, doctors, wealthy, chinks, society, gays, pajeets, shadow organizations, anything to avoid realizing they alone is why they're miserable lonely disappointments.