You guys make me feel like shit

>140k+bonus etc etc

MBAs arent a meme if its top 20

never gonna make it like that. diversification is pointless until you get past 50k

your girl is gonna have more money than you, kill yourself

>Are you all fucking larping
It's Jow Forums...

when did you start? also, which degrees are you looking at? why is the 1.5 year, 2 year the window in your opinion?

>28
>20k savings
>100k crypto
>skilless deadend job making 39k

If link doesn't moon real soon im just gonna end it

i consider it often desu senpai

what do you do for work?

Data entry

>6 figures rich
kek, look at btc stakes on this board
0.2
0.1
0.01 btc

Learn some programming or agile/scrum things. Work sucks but pays better

Guy if you have some kind of income and some qt you like you're set. what difference does it make if some asshole drives a lambo or not

Is 27 really that old? I'm 21 and I feel like 27 is when you go towards becoming a fully grown adult, and 30 is when you're at your peak.

Imagine not making six figures going into your 30s...

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i've been swallowing the doomer pill lately. idk if it is just a quarter life crisis or spending too much time on Jow Forums or what

i am switching to PT work soon and was going to look into some coding courses. any material you recommend to get an intro to data?

If you don't have at least $25k in crypto right now you aren't going to make it.
Anyway here's my non-larp
>27
>$50k/yr
>$850/month in rent
>$15k in 401k
>$5k cash
>$40k in crypto and adding $1k monthly

no need to imagine it, i am living it

i started about 2 months ago

what do you buy each month

>27
>$470 rent
>no debt
>$63k a year income
>$200k in Bitcoin

what type of work do you do?

i put 15k into crypto in early 2017and went from 12 btc to ~41 over the last 2 years mainly by flipping shitcoins ( with a small part of my stack - don't risk all your precious btc in shitcoins) i studied maths and engineering but fuck that i'll not even finish and probably just buy rental properties after i cash out in late 2021.
>why 2 years
at this time in 2 years we'll have entered the parabolic phase of this current market cycle. try to get as much btc as you can until then and hold until november atleast. don't expect btc to pass 300k even if everyone says it will, it might not even pass 200k. anything from 150k-250k is possible as top of the bullrun

>complains when a woman wants him to impregnate her

oh and i cashed out $150k in december 2017 so i don't have to worry about a job for the next coupls of years

dude 99% of the people here will never do what youve already gotten done lmao, dont be complaining when you are visiting the darkest corner of the internet

Any suggestions?

Age 28
80K per year
$1000 rent
7K debt on a car worth 14K (3.1%)
31K in 401K
40K cash savings
5K in guns

No crypto ... fuck I’m a noob. What should I do to not be a fucking loser in 5 years?

this

i also suggest you look into chainlink and get at least a suicide stack

she is the main reason i haven't just eaten a bullet, she isn't a part of my unhappiness

Right now just accumulating Bitcoin. I have some ETH that I just locked up for free Edgeware coins. Here's my portfolio. Not shown- 35k ZIL and 3 Urbit stars (valued at $4k/apiece right now). Most of my portfolio consists of esoteric shitcoins that took quite a bit of research before I decided to buy them. If you just started I don't recommend you buy anything besides BTC. Too many scams shilled here.

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i didn't list my guns and ammo, i probably have ~10k in guns and ammo from accumulation and what my grandpop left me

50k/year, live at home and you have 10k in savings? you'll never make it

>No crypto
>What should I do to not be a fucking loser in 5 years?
???? user?

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i don't care for the lambo, i am not flashy. my biggest indulgences are drinking with my IRL friends sometimes. i want to be able to provide for my eventual family and possibly be able to work something i can get some enjoyment from

fuck me, m8, nice going. where do you find the literature to read up on projects or determine what you will and won't flip? i spend most time here but it is a lot of shilling for scam coins

i was a degenerate who blew all of my money on women, traveling, and drugs for several years. i have changed but now fear I am too far behind

Stop comparing yourself with others and marry your gf. Its literally that easy. I have 2m net worth and I promise you that money does NOT buy you happiness. All I do is compare myself to 10m guys, just like you do now with the 6 figures types. It never stops. Family is what matters, not money.

Fear nothing, lessons learned from mistakes and losses is equally valuable as victories. It's the law of duality.

i've seen others share this sentiment. sometimes I wonder *why* i want the money. it was so that my girlfriend and I could buy a house but now she is getting an inheritance. neither of us make good money but neither of us have expensive tastes. are you single? how do you handle comparing yourself to those with me? is it a never ending battle?

i had a good time at least lmao

>lot of shilling for scam coins
yeah you're right, i usually avoid all the coins that are discussed on this board, made me completely disregard and miss link unfortunately. sometimes, /biz is right after all. but still, avoiding /biz coins has done me a great favor, a week ago i even used /biz as contrarian signal when everyone was shitting on rsr in here. i bough a bag and made 2.5 btc profit in 2 days. the most important thing to observe for shitcoins is sentiment, check out their telegram for example, if everyone says "this pump just started" and "we're going to the moon", it's most likely the top of the pump. if everyone says "we're dumping, get out" and "[50% of current] sats by tomorrow" it's the bottom. you'll find your own ways to gather information and you'll notice patterns
i did that too kek we'll still make it don't worry

do you have a throwaway e-mail or something? i'm not looking to be spoon fed, just trying to legitimately learn

This is my nightmare scenario and I'm 23 and an unemployed college student (Big F). I'm thinking of either doing a hail mary into trades or doing the following:
>Shift out of uni to get AS in mathematics
>Do Thinkful to shift into a software dev job (Both of these while 24)
>Use software dev job to pay for nights/weekends finishing the mathematics bachelors online (turn 26 by the time of completion)
>Use new degree and two years of work experience to shift into senior role if possible
>Break 100k without moving to the coasts by 28.

I've accepted I'll probably never find love or have a family, but I've got alot of relatives and I figure if I'm not adding my own branch, I can be a resource to the clan as a whole. My parents started a family by 25 and my grandparents by 18. I'm not going to be anywhere near "made it" enough by 25 so I might as well ignore that option altogether.

401k into GBTC

>make 50k
>live at home
>it's your fault I hate my life
kys

is cool op im poor

Get rid of the debt and move out of your parents home and your life is objectively great faggot

Marry the qt3.14, pay off that car note and don’t go to college. Also, everyone hates their job. Either make it in crypto or learn how to love your life while you work. Also, become Christian.

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i always help a brother out
[email protected]
you can send me a discord id or telegram or whatever

why don't you think you'll have love or a family user?

Not gonna make it.

t/thread

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Pay your car off asap.

Stop sitting around feeling sorry for yourself.
Use envy to get yourself ahead.

based

email sent

i know i'm being an emotional faggot. how do i turn that woe is me mindset into something fucking useful

You are doing better than me you fucking faggot. Your girl about to make enough for you to not have to wageslave, and you still get free pussy on top of that. Fucking faggot. Impregnate her immediately. Consider if your girl is really as cute as you say she is, then thats like $1500 a week in sex if you have sex 3x a week, more like $3500 a week if you fucking every night....$3500x52weeks a year...roughly $175,000 of sex a year for free. So basically you are making 225k a year stfu and stop complaining faggot. I get fucking crumbs maybe 1-2 shitty ass low end escorts a month that i use all my spare cash for. Your life is sick faggot im seething right now just thinking how much of a bitch you are.

interesting perspective, i hadn't considered that angle. thanks fren

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I've been a bit of a pussy and let being screwed in the head over some teenage trauma fuck me out of my prime years for getting a foothold personally, spiritually and professionally. The sort of woman I'd want to have a family with is beyond my current capability for adequately providing for, and I've always wanted an actually fulfilling long term relationship over casual flings. (Parents have been together all my life, grandparents were together from marriage until their passings, etc.)

I'm not set to inherit anything but will possibly co-execute a multimillion dollar trust further into my adulthood, assuming I've demonstrated I've actually gotten my shit together by then. But I know that approaching 30 is getting up there for starting a family, and I'm not secure enough in myself or my finances to try shooting for a family and playing it by ear within the next two years.

Biological research assistant, 35k a year. How do I level up?

take the leap, brother. i met my gf by accident 2 years ago.

Forgot pic

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One of the things I've always wanted to do is educate and entertain preteens-young adults though, so maybe I'll accomplish something in that field once I have more technical knowledge with software. I mean, even as a teen I wanted to reach some nebulous level of "enlightened" to be able to better help facilitate hope in young adults, even if it was my own fantastical, autistic embodiment of it. I'll stick to trying to get my shit together and be open to the possibility of picking up a wife along the way, thanks user.

Classic biz.
>Your girl about to make enough for you to not have to wageslave
>Impregnate her immediately.

You've got a solid plan it sounds. Plans are prone to being fucked up but you're in a better position than I was

So fucking improve your life, pussy.

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Start by investing in stocks and real estate instead of crypto fantasy-money.

I want to, just trying to navigate how to do it

I've got my real estate license and have access to non traditional financing. It is a start

In 5-10 years it is easy to get 6 figures. Not everyone is a helpless baby.

Double your saving %, invest more in real estate and stocks. Or bonds if your risk tolerance is low.

Exercise daily after work for happiness.

like 30% of this board got into crypto in 2016-2017 and 30-1000x'd their original investment

No need to feel like shit. You still may get a chance to do the same in the next bull run as well.

Take care of your health and finances and you will be able to find someone at 30.

So you have savings and aren't all in QNT in order to 100x them?

Interesting.

I am trying, user

Move to Bremerton, we'll hang out.

Where is Bremerton

30yo euroboomer
20k/year
300/mo rent
manlet with ugly lanklet gf
90% white town (depressed as fuck having to live with 10% diversity I can't imagine how you burgers cope)
I'd rate your JUST at 3/10 OP you don't even belong on this shithole of a board

Damn your life sounds cucked fren

Youre welcome fren. And by fren...i mean never my fren.

Fucking faggot.

am i your fren my life is also bullshit

Did anyone answer your XMR question retard?

30 hits you before you know it. Might be the biological peak but it's not the peak of your life at all.