Why the fuck would anybody ever store there coins on a hardware wallet?

Why the fuck would you ever pay money to store your coins on a gloreified flash drive? How brainless do you have to be to risk loosing all your coins if the device brakes or the company goes out of business and stops updating it? Is biz really full of these many idiots?

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cause it's comfy, easy, and secure

Low quality bait

What are you, poor?

Hahaha good shitpost, or you have no idea how a hardware wallet works... I can’t telll

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You baitn dawg, but that new keepkey interface be bangin.

Where are all these boomers coming from?
This is making me think we're bull now.

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You call that secure? I have mine split to 12 different locations across two countries and 3 mediums (paper, usb and rocks). My usb is encrypted with decryption key written on two parts on three different papers. For other papers some of them have parts of my private key written in code I invented and only I understand hopefully, others just have key written in plain text. Good luck guessing which one is which, and in which order they go. For my parts number 7 and 9 i use rocks (plain rocks) on 2 different physical locations. Number of rocks, as well as their shape, color and weight combined with a mnemonic I created based on my second pet's name when I was a child tell me the exact private key part. What If I lose one/some parts, you ask? I have the same thing in a different country, but the code is all different, I'm not stupid lol. Any suggestions how to further increase security? My exgf found one of my papers in my closet when she suspected I was cheating on her for being on my phone all the time (I was checking crypto prices) so I had to dump her and do the whole thing from scratch again because I couldn't deal with such security risk.

its bait, mate

it's not exactly secure in itself.

OP is right. Nothing beats a paper wallet. Hardware wallet goyim are coping.

actually, not true paper wallets are really like writing your password in plain site all i need is a glimpse and your funds are gone

bip38 google it!

>not having a paper wallet printed on 60 lb. bone paper with Silian Grail embossed lettering

Lol

interesting, yes. im still learning about the different BIP mechanisms

OP is obviously baiting but you dont need a hardware wallet though
People managed just fine without them

I engraved my keys unto a granite table in Cuneiform in a hidden chamber under a temple approximately 300 miles outside of a major city.

i have had this wallet up for months here with 0.1 btc.
eventually i got bored and returned the btc to the exchange.

if you can't post your private key on Jow Forums it's not safe.

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my pv keys are stored on a laminated slip of paper rolled up and hidden in my foreskin

americans buy hardware wallets precisely because they cant do this

kek

holy based desu

I store my keys on the moon so I don’t have to wait for it

nigga just memorize that shit

I use mine so I can have the price locked in, pic related: some schmuck is sweating bullets I might exercise my rights to his $13k. I’ve was even offered $10k yesterday morning to sell right now!

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checked those

never gets old

lmao

>Implying I know my private keys
>Implying my keys can be stolen
>Not being forced to hodl by being unable to sell your coins

Amateur hour in here

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whats the ethereum equivalent of this?

Fuck off with this bait thread faggot
Sage

i think "my ether wallet"

fucking based

Voldemort?

keked at this

That's nice but it's nothing compared to Eggshell with Romalian type.

is this the low quality bait that I come to love from the retard containment board

how is this any different from tethering/paxing/usdcoining your shit

he doesnt get it

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newfag

Based and secure

i know it's a troll, i'm just asking why it's a troll when it's quite easy to implement as a firmware update that stablecoins your shit

its just some stupid useless feature
no idea why its a thing

i keep 100k link on binance

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Secure? it has a built in 3G modem to steal your coins when they exit scam.

lol

>the one user that needs a literal moon mission to access his funds

>heh..nothing personnel
>kid

>Not storing your keys on the Astral Plane

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lol

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How should one store his coin then?

Well.. To answer your question since no one else has. Hardware wallets are not custodial, they all HD wallets with standard BIP39 mnemonics. If the device stops working, or the company stops upgrading the wallet software they ship it with, you simply import the mnemonic into another wallet.

kek'd hard, made my day.

Convenience
I have the keys stored somewhere else
Relax faggot

would it work for ethereum addresses?

>now
we were back full bull when the 13 crossed the 55 on the weekly nigger

10/10 post

based