Unemployed general

Well played sir

Just lie on your resume like everyone else

Do this, its complete bullshit. Every job asks for experience AND a degree, theres no way to break into the jobs market without telling a few lies

What happens if you get caught

show me the way user

Its not illegal you will just burn a few bridges probably. Its also illegal if they try to defame you if you get another job at some other place.

there is literally no way to get caught if you just say you worked at a small family owned company and have your friend be a reference