How do I make money in Spain after wagecucking

How do I make money in this shitty nation after wagecucking? (Please dont answer by inminmigrating to germany)

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*inmigrating

am portuguese

get stabbed by the bull

Make money on the internet.

kys OP
I came in Spain 6 months ago, haven't worked a single day and I'm making mad bank
Doesn't matter where you go, you won't make it anywhere.

Also yes, Spain is a retarded country, feel like I live in 1994 at the moment, but god damn it's easy to make money without wagecucking in here.

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-Be woman, have a child and accusing your husband of gender violence.

-Enter in a political party -one of the big five- and suck cocks until they give you a salary

so hao do u maek money in spain without wagecucking, user?

convert to a jew, they have global wealfare, but your soul will be lost and will go to hell

Please godly foreigner share your knowledge with us.
Be a good fren. :(

op, is it easy to get citizenship there?

>electronics
>sales
>crypto
>documents
>translations
>poker (literally retarded players, feels like I'm playing back in 2011)
>IT help
>Mobile help
I do whatever the fuck I want and whenever I want.

Only illegal thing I'm doing is avoiding tax
thanks.
What pisses me off the most is that Spaniards are poor fucks and try to negotiate too much.
I'm solid on my pricing though.
Had a guy offering me 40% of item worth in Euros and the rest in 53 T-shirts + 10 pairs of underwear. (all new)
Make sure to make people understand that you're in it for the money and not for being a good person.
Also fuck your kids birthday I'm upselling if you mention that

It's easy to scan a friends one, redo it on paint and colour print it.
No one ever questions it.

lel that's fcked up

Also I'm leaving this country in a few months.
Too much chit chat poor fucks.
If we do business we do business, not waste time by having useless chit chats about wine and Franko

Literally go prep the bull. They pay good money to ensure that the bulls are primed for the bull runs.

If you are from Eu or south america yes, if not i think you have to wait 10 years

I mean I did that for a month until I paid $500 to an employer to give me a note that states he'll hire me if they give me the NIE.
I am now proud NIE owner (took about a month to get it)
Still using the fake one whenever I want.

This is an entertaining larp

Imaging living in a culture where you kill bulls for fun.
Not going to make it.

imagine being from catalonia like fag above.

>only ally is venezuela
>thinking they have any sort of history
>got assraped by frenchies
>loves communism

Ask me how I know you don't even lift, and you have a high pitch voice.

lol I literally got out of the gym smelling like a literal bull myself, standing in the metro. I notice all the thots staring at me when i dont look in their direction they sure love smelling this high dose of test.

Be politician and steal all you want

why do i get the impression youre larping