We've managed to clear out the stench of swinglinkers from the Washington Room and are open for business again. What'll it be, marine?
$1.25 Waiting Room
Easton Robinson
John Jackson
some good ol dank good sir, I cannot wait for $1000 so my real life can begin and I can get a gf
Ethan Rogers
Koolaid on rocks
Jason Stewart
Some tendies my good man
Aaron Harris
Ugh it's early. Do you have any aspirin?
Robert Williams
redbull and vodka sir
hows the wings?
Thomas Stewart
Can I get a cup of coffee user? Cramming for an interview this afternoon.
Leo Rogers
a WHITE russian, thanks. I hate niggers
Luis Taylor
On my way to the wage cage. I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Make it a double actually.
Robert Edwards
A mineral water with plenty of ice please. I hope this is the kind of establishment that sells snacks too
Aiden Martin
>cheese flavoured moments
wtf britbongs
Oliver Kelly
almost there
white russian for me too
Levi Anderson
Here you go anons.
our weed guy is running late this morning
order up in 5 minutes
fresh out of asprin
>pours up bloody mary and slides it down the bar
we only serve Irish coffee user is that alright? if you want water you'll have to get it from the tears of nolinkers. this is a gentlemens establishment.
Connor Morgan
Holy shit that was fast
Brandon Myers
I'll have a plate of fries and chicken tenders with some honey mustard... AND A ROLEX
Michael Powell
I AM STILL NOT SELLING
I WILL NOT SELL NOT AT $1
NOT AT $10
NOT AT $100
NOT EVEN AT $1000
IM NOT EVEN FUCKING SELLING AT $10,000
I AM TAKING MY LINKIES TO THE GRAVE FUCK SWING LINKERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Joseph Brooks
1 cup of coffee coming right up.
That will be 1 LINK=1 CUP OF COFFEE ™ for you
Thomas Wilson
I have a feeling we're going much higher today
Asher Hill
Sex on the beach please, for all the sex I'm gonna have when I make it
Benjamin Hernandez
triple wild turkey 101, shaken, hold the rocks, with a lime wedge please. how are your holds mr. bartender?
Kayden Nguyen
hey barkeep
hows the wings in this joint?
Gavin Russell
We hit a 1.25, time for a new waiting room.
Colton Collins
This thread also works as a $12.5 waiting room, I got good service and I'm going nowhere. Rare to be in an establishment without a single porchmonkey.
Carson Wilson
A macchiato! Pronto!
Nicholas Cruz
That's a girl drink user...
Zachary Flores
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>Bon Appetite Mr Sergey
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one sex on the beach with a fresh squeezed brapp chaser on the house
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triple of our finest aged wild turkey coming right up
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terrible, and subhuman. Norman highly recommends them
coming right up
Noah Ward
Hi Dawn. Morning Darin. Good morning Kristen. Always glad to submit another day of my life to the man.
Cameron Stewart
Back to a dollar we go
Gabriel Sullivan
>if you want water you'll have to get it from the tears of nolinkers. this is a gentlemens establishment.
>That will be 1 LINK=1 CUP OF COFFEE ™ for you
kek x 2
Nathaniel Hughes
>makes decisions based on what others think is appropriate
>man
Nah brah. I like a white russian every now and then and insecurity will not stop me from having them.
Easton Edwards
I like the way this user thinks, I'll have what he's having
David Rodriguez
looks like we are going to be here longer than anticipated barkeep
ill try those shit wings. im going to get another vodka to wash it down with.
hot with blue cheese and celery
Matthew Phillips
Whiskey ginger, bar keep.
Luis Gutierrez
Doesn't make you less of a person. Still a girl drink.
Elijah Allen
Mr Dude, apologies for not noticing you through the commotion. One white russian with milk fresh from sminems creamery.
one order of pink wojak wings with extra bog sauce coming up
Jonathan Ortiz
Which is why milk dont mix with whiskey.