23 year old virgin here

23 year old virgin here
Gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow. What can I expect?

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a good time.. probably

herpes, prolly aids

Never see a cheapo whore user, you'll have a shitty time and regret.
Go to eros.com and order a 10, atleast 700 usd/hr chick.

disappointment, shouldn't have put in on a peda

>Gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow. What can I expect?
a prostitute

>Gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow. What can I expect?
A penis.

One or more STDs

hopefully

hopefully not

It's illegal in my shit country so I have to use backpage type sites. I also picked a chubby homely girl because I'd feel nervous around a hot one.

>disappointment, shouldn't have put in on a peda
I guess, but I just want to lose my V card and get over with it.

you don't say

nah senpai, she a girl, she sent me pussy pics

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weird moments and an orgasm

kneepads wear out quite fast, buy few more

My best advice is try to go to a good one. At least you know she isn't regularly fucked by a poorcuck who saves his entire salary to fuck once.

very mediocre time and a realization that "losing your v card" means absolutely nothing

This ^
Unironically

you will come instantly, fuck her 3 or 4 times, pay per hour!!

yeah but fucking a girl any way you want is pretty fucking great. Going to a escort, talk a bit, look into her eyes and tell her to suck my cock never (ever) gets old.

>$700/hour
toppest of keks. in Germany you can bang hot 9.5/10 eastern european girls (18-21yo, skinny, god-tier BJ skills, tested for STDs, etc) for way below $100/hour. One fuck with BJ is usually just $35 or something like that.

yep, that was complete disappointment for me mate

Don't do it boy, stay pure!

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yes its the only thing good in germany we have. 700€ is top class escort with overnight service.
i lost my virginity with 18 in a sauna club, 100€ you can stay the whole day in yakuzi and sauna and chill with your friends and have 5x fucks 4 free with the girl you choose

u will jizz before u pump

you can make money from fuck prostitute

The thing that makes it so accessible is the legality of it. I go for amateurs who are mostly 100/150 euros per hour but it's 19 year old college students who do it once a week to pay their bills. Absolutely amazing.

Making money from fuck prostitute

What's a good site for ts prostitutes?

skipthegames.com/

Aids

cancer

You definitely will contract herpes or at the very least HPV (which if you do catch, will mean that if you eat out a girl, you could technically pass them on and give them cancer).

this. to proctect yourself against herpes and hpv: do not accept blowjobs without a condom, do not press your bare pubis onto hers. keep your underwear on and stick your dick out of the buttons hole to minimize skin on skin contact

It's gonna be filthy and ugly and you're gonna regret it, but at least you're learning the hard way
I'm saying it's gonna pay off
Do it a few times and then your awkwardness with ladies is gonna wear off at least a little bit