/smg/ - Stock Market General

no thank you edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For SQQQ bag holders:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previously on /SMG/

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>tfw no gf

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kys weabscum

only 1 more dollar until CPB breakout and becomes the next Pepsico

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1/2 TQQQ
1/2 SPLV
You cant do better than this

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

KO keeps going up. I didn't think it'd hit 51 again until 4th qtr.

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ICPT bagholders on suicide watch
Terrible company manipulating their data to sell a toxic drug that doesn't work at ridiculous prices

GALT

>drug works (phase 2 NASH "failure" was an error in trial design [using wrong dosages, making it too short, not distinguishing between compensated and decompensated cirrhosis], as evidenced by the fact that they're moving onto phase 3 in NASH)
>is very safe
>cheap to manufacture

Am I only one worried about why do these three trade like penny stocks these days

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Afternoon /smg/, what's for lunch? How has your morning trading panned out?

KO is a God. I'm also in DG, straight GAINZ w a side of juicy divs

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GAP is a terrible clothing company. They are splitting from Old Navy next year, buy Old Navy

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filtered

Dollar General has been on my watchlist for a bit.

I've looked at UNH but as a European their business model confuses me. They sell insurance which makes them a financial player in my book, but they also operate a mail delivery pharmacy I think. Is this a big deal in the US? I also never heard of their brand outside of investing and I like well known companies.

>GALT
The moon is where we belong.

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pump my NAKD shares trump you fucker >:^(

There's so much more to GALT than NASH now, the market has let the constant developments in galectin-3 science go under their nose for a long time, in addition to misinterpreting their phase 2 NASH results and ignoring their cancer data (likely due to the fact that Adam Feuerstein, a notorious biotech short analyst, published a misinformed FUD article right after it was released)

Look up OLLI. Not too late to get in for earnings today

Digits for a second NAKD pump

Is shot caller right? I’m looking to dump into DOCU like now everything seems good but how many times has that guy posted here?

He's usually on point but he said you're too late for DOCU

Your decision should have nothing to do with poster who originally mentioned it, it should be decided solely on the merit of the company itself

>market has no volume
>SMG has no volume
Crab is king.

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What was his last play? I’d probably just dump 2k in shares desudesu
I hear you, the company has a narrow moat (no competitors worth note) has strong financials and even had strong earnings last quarter, CEO said a correction hit and caused share price to fall
Idk I might FOMO the option chain is absurd over 14k contracts for the 55 strike wtf

That pic pretty much sums up everything wrong with America. Also, Family Circus is a pretty shit comic, but so is Doonsbury. The MOST shit comic, by far, is Mutts.

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My TSLA calls are gonna expire worthless next week, I just know it.

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sonicbro here w one of the babby ports, ayyy lmayo

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>2.5k account paying 6 dollar commissions
>stock picks aren't even that good
uh

I just remember the last play of his I listened to, Nike puts last week that paid off bigly

>He didn't buy puts.

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>stealing my line
Filtered

>breaking the law
Guiltered

How many times have you filtered Pendulum FilterAnon? you better start using that name so that i can filter you

>not getting 100 free trades with a new TDA account

>2.5k account
I know math is a little hard for mouthbreathers like you, but the principle investment (as shown in the account screen) is a little over 8k. The unrealized profit from these yearlong holds alone is $2,503.02, a yield of about 31% in the past year. Compare this to the SP500 which has yielded only 3.11% in the past year. But yeah, +31% bad stock picks, oh so bad. They're so bad that they also paid me above 31% in the form of quarterly dividends too, oh noooo

Here's your (you), don't ever post here again until you can read a basic trade statement, you straight mongoloid

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In light of the serious ass-pounding you just gave that user, I bestow upon then one of the finest videos to ever exist

twitter.com/BillRatchet/status/1136691334394384384

>8k account paying 6 dollar commissions
>dunning kruger who thinks he will beat the indices stock picking long term
uh

I'm having a pretty good month how about you fellas?

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also to follow that up the only stock that beat the market you have is DG
if you're going to go that way the 1.5 bitcoin I bought at 4k early this year has nearly doubled in valued! take that hedge funds! I'm an investing genius!

This is after I sold my positions btw so at the moment it's all cash

Pretty good in my playground account. Also, please update your email address

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I keep trying but I never received the email

>hiding the amount

I can tell by the size of the blob that it's in the hundreds
There's nothing wrong with not having much money in the market at first, everyone starts out somewhere

I hear they bringing on a new boss on the dl

Thank you I felt self conscious for being a banklet

That's the beauty of a portfolio, you can have outperformers and you can have underperformers, but my total TDA babby port has beat the market. No one is talking individual stocks here. Although I can see how a simple penny trader only understands the all-in concept.

Also, lmao if you think this is DG is the only notable investment and TDA is the only acct. Please observe the attached image and have sex, never touch money again. Don't fuck with sonicbro and the divvygang

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Personally, I think it's best to start out with a small amount of money and add more over time
Everyone makes mistakes at first, and not having as much money in your account in beginning helps minimize the impact of those mistakes in the long run

Is there a reason you're holding so much cash? Just curious

Prob collateral for uncovered options trading

Volume slowing down, range tightening

Someone is going to get snibbed soon

Maybe a lot of people

If real, this is impressive.

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>brags about 100 free trades with tdameritrade but actually is a """"""""""millionaire"""""""""
>isn't aware that if you put in over 100k in td they lower your commissions from 6 dollars, a point he would have mentioned
>claims to have 1.7m yet 1.5m is in cash, instead of money market funds or tbills
>is a millionaire yet only plays with 8k for some reason, instead of a round number like 10k
well at least you can use inspect element, i'll give you that

This guy is a boss

In what way will it break crab-sama?

by the way guys check out my account (this is one of many) i suggest you buy "chain link token" and "bitcoin SV", and one day you may be as rich as i am.

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naked options should never be traded, personal opinion

deploying slowly into certain companies (mainly div payers, but even then yields arent great for the companies that I want right now). Also been considering some real estate options, but those are much more risky and don't know if I'll go through with it.

Why would I put most of my cash in one type of investment? I've only been trading about 2 years but I still don't think I'm that skilled to go that heavy in. Although seeing how mad you're getting at a +31% yearly return is bolstering me. The divfren in this thread has inspired me to go that route, slow and steady when buying is right for passive payment. Your opinion is appreciated, though.

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Nice fren I just got Sonic mania because it's free for ps+ this month, just beat Green Hill zone 1

>done research on stocks, but unaware that bonds exist
>unaware only 250k is insured per bank account
>keeps over 1m cash in a jpmorgan account instead of a high yield savings account
that's why i have 18m and you only have 1.7m, friend

>has 18m
>hangs out on 4channel dot org
I guess being wealthy really does make one bored

>Couldn't navigate the rogue wave
>But he got good BBQ sauce
He made it after all.

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i will admit I did not earn the 18m from hard work nor intelligence, i merely traded runescape gold for bitcoin back in 2009 - 2014

What are your trading goals anons? It can be short/med/long term goals. Are you shooting for the moon, just trying to get better at trading/timing the markets? Are you just looking for growth/nest egg or is this all just degenerate gambling?

Personally I'm just trying to learn and have some fun, maybe shoot for a target of 4-5% by EoY, but if I lose some money that's okay too.

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Oil started some sort of Bull Run
hope you picked up those cheap XOM and BP shares

Whoah, we got a deal fampai?

I'd argue you have to have a certain level of intelligence to know/understand what runescape gold and bitcoin are, and that there is money to be made trading them, along with good timing/luck.

150k is in JPM money market acct and I've thought about the 250k FDIC insurance limit, breaking it up across multiple big name banks (but a bit spooked because 2008 happened and no bank is completely trustworthy. Especially after I've been seeing WFC in the news the past few years). I do understand having most of it in one bank is even risker, however.

Also, high yield savings are very enticing but almost all of the best yields are at out of state small banks and online only banks. The big banks that are """seemingly""" safer all have trash savings yields.

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why not do a CD ladder, buy some bonds, and spread some in different online savings accounts?

based sonic poster is the richest here

so now you claim that you do in fact know what money markets are, but are somehow unaware that SIPC insurance and supplemental insurance by all major brokerages insure up to 500m USD per account.

So not only are the majority of your funds not insured and losing 2% yearly to inflation, you refuse to move them to a safer account.

I must admit, you have baited me into responding, which is probably your intention.

If you meet one of those pump & dump stock scammers online. What happens if you short the stock?
Are you automatically in on it by recognizing it's a pump & dump?

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>based sonic poster is the richest here

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sigh, I should have held my $DJIA position

I never claimed that I didn't know what a money market account is, what are you talking about? The rest of your post is correct, I didn't know about any of that insurance, only FDIC

Its a return to the best era of Sonic, hope you enjoy it!

18m fren is richer, but not as nice. I've hesitated on bonds because I'm not knowledgeable enough yet, but I do like what I briefly read about CD ladders.

Here's the long and short of it, I don't want to hand it over to a fund manager, I'd rather know exactly how an investment works and put the money there myself. I think the risk-free low yield areas are where most of this cash will be until I die. But I do want to know what goes into the cooking of an investment product and pull the trigger myself.

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some fool tried to break into my bwl.a wall, all theyve done is give me free shares

Even small banks are FDIC insured. Even in a crisis that causes the Deposit Insurance fund to be entirely used up, the government is required by law to fork over the money whether by taxes or taking on debt.

Regardless, online only banks are fine as well, and Ally bank in particular has a good rep and high yields.

how much higher can spx push? it can't reach 2900 can it?

Buy Tennesse River Authority bonds, the highest yield you'll get and they are required by law to raise prices by whatever is necessary to pay them back. Just make sure they're the non-callable sort.

*tennesse valley authority bonds

It can easily reach it

It will go to 3300 - 4000 no problem.

Holy shit, that's ugly

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AMDchads RISE UP

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Slick moves

are algos completely retarded or this is the most manipulated market in history?

go look at the october - december charts
literally 3 bounces before the giant dump

Can't wait for the big cheapies

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We are going to 2910 soon

lmaoing @ bears

ooooo
where is everyone? theyre missing the golden bull

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back to ATH by friday?

SPY IS GOING PARABOLIC


HOLY FUCK

>he fell for the bear crash trade war recession meme

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We did it friends! Well all /make it/ We broke the shorts!

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5% per week. I‘m tryna retire at 22 yaknowwhaddimean?

When will bearcucks ever learn, Bullchads?

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wow suddenly market only 4% off from ath no apocalypse once again! tesla climbing higher would be good for car owners if stock price is high as it boosts brand value if stock is low people see cars less and if stock is high people think cars are better

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LAMBOS HERE WE CUM

>tesla climbing higher would be good for car owners
And good for me as I made an utterly dumb out of character naked weekly option play and it's killing my otherwise respectable daily gains

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>there are people ITT right now who thought Obama's economy would let us down

Soon...

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you bulls are so easily misled. you won't even hit the 50DMA

when the rate cut actually arrives it won't do shit

tariffs won't be resolved
debt will get worse
data will become recessionary

we will win you will lose like all bulls do

china trade war looks like a long runner, but the mexico war will probably resolved pretty quick