Comfy thread where we post stats

>comfy thread where we post stats
>age
>Stocks
>crypto
>Metals
>Cash
>Assets

>22
>$3660 stocks
>$4000 crypto
>$500 1kg t.silverlet
>$1000 cash
>$6000 vehicle
>$realestatelet

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>we post stats
In Japan, more paper is used to make manga than toilet paper.
The Vatican has 5 Popes per square mile.

28
No stocks
30k crypto
No metals
10k cash
Lease a car

This time last year I had no crypto and 1000 in bank so it's a big improvement from last year.

>29
>Zero stocks
>$80,000 in crypto
>50oz silver and some small gold holdings
>$1500 cash
>Car, Roadbike, Thinkpad, Dragondildos - also have some numismatic >150 year old coins and an inherited stamp collection which is unvalued atm
>9/10 Baltic girlfriend who has agricultural land back in her country we plan on moving to once we make it to have 5 white blonde children

Grats on making it

1500$ cash what do you do in case of emergency? that's like no money

>age
26
>Stocks
£20k
>crypto
£15k
>Cash
£4k

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>tfw converting AUD to USD to post in this thread
FUCK WHY IS OUR DOLLAR SO WEAK AT THE MOMENT, WAS MY WAGESLAVERY ALL FOR NOTHING?

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78
1M
0
Heavy metal till death
$23
WTF?

22
0 stocks
700 crypto
Gold but no idea value
6k cash
15k car

21
0 stocks
60k crypto
no boomer rocks
~9k cash
no real assets

that's what living in a fake country with fake econ does. devalued to shit

>24
>$20k stocks
>$30k crypto
>lmao
>$25k cash (saving for travel)
> $7k car

never hold cash

>31
>90k
>40k crypto
>0 metal
>12k cash
>25k in assets
im a wageslave for life aren't i

>25 white male
>no stocks
>crypto 12k
>no metals (want to get some silver ASAP for security)
>~$2,000 in cash
>assets ~$600,000 (apartment units, cars, business equipment)
>liabilities ~$250,000 (mortgages, credit card/line of credit debt)

I seem like I am doing well but I live at home with my mom and was only able to get real estate because she co-signed for me. I have a shitty business that makes only like 30k a year that I pretty much save 100% of for re-investing as my expenses are low. I am hoping my small crypto stack moons so I can pay off all debt and just become a neet that collects rent every month.

I'm tryna make it before 30 so probably

I'm sorry user

Based and what advice do you have for me pilled

who is this?

Jordan Peterson's daughter

20
0
1800usd crypto
0
1500usd cash
10yr old car

you just had to ruin the fun, didn't you.

>27
>64k stocks
>50k crypto
>0 metal
>7k cash
>20k car

Say no to Data mining

no

35
$75k stocks
$12k crypto
500 oz. Silver
5 oz gold
$45k cash
Paid off car
Currently renting waiting for real estate to crash.

> Data mining
> Comfy
Pick one

Idk maybe because the liberal party is fkn incompetent. But bogans keep voting them in.

>19
>0
>1000 in LINK, 600 in BTT, 400 in others
>2500 in silver
>lots
>what

he's cute, post benis

I'm sorry I mean

>she
>user,

35
120k crypto
-15k debt
That's about it

Based how'd you do it

26yo
80k stocks
0 crypto

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26 yo
250k crypto
nothing else

Please let me make it before 30

39
$1M in stocks
$10k in crypto
$40k in gold
$100k cash
$120k shit condo

28
stocks /
Crypto 1200€
Silver - 2.5kg
500€ Cash
car /
Looking for a job

my life sucks right now

graduated high school 2010, signed up for a 5 year software dev co-op program
parents paid for my first year, worked that summer as a temp in a food factory, didn't make enough so I got an interest free student loan (no interest until after I graduate) from the government
got 20 months of work experience throughout the 5 year program, doing software dev for a few local companies
during that time i didn't have a car, lived with roommates, took a bus everywhere, moved to the same city as school/work every time, only lived with my parents while I worked at the food factory
finally graduated with a degree, paid off the student so no debt, and 11k in the bank
got a fulltime job at a big tech company a few months later making 70k/year in 2015, rented an apartment within busing distance.
in 2016 i bought a honda civic, paid it off quickly and i've been driving it since.
put 5k into crypto in 2017, watched it climb to ridiculous levels, sold enough to cover taxes from trading, should've sold more but i fucked up, oh well.
got a promotion the same year, making 80k/year now
started working on side businesses in my spare time that have been hit-and-miss

doing pretty good overall, I'm a leaf and I think I could make a lot more in usa but I fail all the interviews. it's pretty comfy where i work now at least, i've started just working from home almost everyday and nobody seems to really care, I get the work done but some days I've started to just do nothing and my manager always talks about how good I'm doing kek

23
1500€ in stocks
10€ in crypto
14000€ cash

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>45
>$200k
>$10k
>$0
>$300k
>$2 mil

The true gentleman's choice
My portfolio is includes 900 bad dragon dildos. With at least one of each kind.

>age
26
>Stocks
$125k portfolio
>crypto
$15k (bought 6 bitcoins at 3.5k and took massive profits on the recent rally to 9k, but decided to keep 15k in. Only BTC)
>Metals
Tiny, tiny amount
>Cash
Cash as in loose bills? 2k maybe, literally just for emergencies though, I never use cash when leaving my home
>Assets
$11k car and $90-95k apartment according to my bank (bought it for 65k and renovated it for ~4k). Oh and, I think one of my greatest assets is me not having any debt at all, completely debt free.

>25
>26k stocks in tax deferred accounts
>34.5k crypto
>0 metal but I would like to pick up some gold
>16k cash
>8k truck, 3k boat, 1.5k in guns/ammo, 1k in bikes
I would like to sincerely thank my mom and dad for letting me live with them.

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more chick that look like dudes, that I would still smash

>27
>50k stocks
>8k crypto
negligable PMs
>25k cash
>no traditional assets yet (15k in camera gear)

>21
>$17,200 in stocks and options
>$550 cash in the bank
>$12,500 loan debt
>have car own outright.
>literal boomer mum, no concept of money troubles coz she got an inheritence years ago and intends to blow it all on herself (firm handshake meme is real. generational wealth jews exist.)

Downside is I'm getting laid off and evicted at the same time. Lowkey considering living in the car, defaulting on the debt, and buying beans and rice on the dividends and premiums I receive. I am applying for an apartment but the rent jews are kinda fuckin' with me with the application.

Fuck, why's it gotta be this hard. Can't we all just live minimally in cozy small rooms with food and internet at a minimum and use money for premium life shit? I'm tired of it all.

MUH ADANI

>22
>none
>£1300 and dropping
>none
>£2500
>LOL what ?

>19
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Like €5
>Lmao

Just got my first job though. What shitcoin do I funnel all my money into to make it?

28, no money except for 220 links and 7k debt. No education, no driver's license or vehicles. No family, nothing...

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how did you do it?

Maybe he got a job?

>27
>2000 stocks
>23000 crytpo
>no metal shit
>9000 cash
>350000 house i bought for 300000

And I thought I was in a hopeless situation.

Whew, sounds like me when I was 23. Well except the family part.
Get a job in a warehouse or something

>age - 20
>Stocks - none
>crypto - 708 LINK
>Metals - none
>Cash - 160 bucks
>Assets - none

24
20k in 401k
110k all in link
1 oz of gold
40k
45k truck

>32 WHITE MALE

>$120,000 Home
> 45,000 Crypto (100% Link)
> 10,000 (90% Silver / 10% Gold)
> 10,000 Truck
> 5,000 Motorcycle
> 5,000 Guns/Ammo/Accessories
> 2,000 Cash

> (55,000) Mortgage
> (12,000) Credit Cards

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

>$130,000 Net Worth
GOAL: $5,000,000 Liquid Assets, Beach House w/ Pool, Faithful/Christian White Wife, 2 Boys, 1 Dog

>>age
31
>>Stocks
100k
>>crypto
100k
>>Metals
10k
>>Cash
100k
>>Assets
could sell my home and clear roughly 150k after paying off the mortgage.

cheers Mr IRS

oh yeah also no gf or kids
turns out money doesnt actually make women want you after all

>26
>no stocks
>47,000 euros sitting on FIAT
>no metals except my watch
>12,000 euros cash
>200,000 euros of real estate (inherited)

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Also, my 17 years old cat died today and I'm sad.

24
$4000 in crypto
$1000 in bank
15 year old car
live at home
$20k in student loan debt

I also just got a $35k yearly job a month ago
Pulling myself up slowly but surely

5'8"
215lbs
7" uncut

20
1k in stocks
1.5k in stocks
0 metal
16,000 at hand
Lending 2k
1k in Roth
Currently waiting to buy a car and apartment once married

You are glowing

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yeah probably the feds

if you dont pay taxes on your crypto gains then you should not be responding to this thread

32
$0 crypto
$2800 stocks
$4000 cash
$15,000 in general assets and two paid for cars
$9,500 on waifu's student loan debt, no other debts

will likely be selling motorcycle to pay a good chunk of that loan off so I can get back to dumping 20% of my check into my roth 401k. had to cash out my old 401k last year to bail my ass out. now me and the waifu live on the Dave Ramsey everydollar budget and have slashed our lifestyles to nothing. sucks having to start over my 401k in my 30's but it could be worse.

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30
$18,000 stocks
$95,000 crypto
$0 metals
$30,000 cash
$98,000 retirement funds
$10,000 car and random possessions

I make about $150k/yr wagecucking

>32
>150k stocks
>0k crypto
>Heavy Metal mp3s
>50k
>Shitty car

Waiting too long to get into crypto again and being a pussy

>referring to your car as an asset

24
no stocks
no crypto
60k cash
no assets, mommys basement

34
$1000 (Wefunder project, not conventional stocks)
$150,000 crypto
$0 metals
$3000 cash
other assets negligible

Who dat?
Reverse image search failed me

You've got time user start DCA

How are you lending money? Is this profitable?

Based and redpilled this is my dream except net worth 10million

Ethereum and Bitcoin. Only safe bets everything else is gambling. I hold xmr ltc BTC eth and maybe some other shitcoins

32
Stocks 7 k
Cash 143 k
House 225 k paid off
Inventory 15k
Accounts receivable 30k
Escrow on more real estate 66k

Larp?

31
120k Crypto
Zero debt

18
5k crypto
nothing else

>20
>no stocks
>90k in crypto
>no metals
>2k cash
>$2000 whyp
>life is so fucking gay even though i'm doing pretty well for a young cunt, everyone thinks i'm poor as fuck because of the car i drive and how i never do all the cool stuff people around me do like go to epic cool music festival

extremely based i fuckin salute you man

>thinks his car is an asset
user, I hate to break it to you but you’re a brainlet

>26
>70k
>Own a car I paid 8k for. No debt

25
70k stocks
14k crypto (insane to be all in on crypto at this point)
30k metals
550k cash
>40k salary

>23
>5k in 401k
>$80 BTC
>0
>$3.5k cash
>paid off $8.5k econobox
>3k equity in real estate (fresh mortgage of $124k, pay much less than what I was renting for and I'm building equity)
>$1.7k in firearms and ammunition