Chainlink

EXPLAIN CHAINLINK TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN CHAINLINK TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOu! WHAT THE FUCK ARE DECENTRALIZED ORACLES? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THRESHOLD SIGNATURES? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

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Chainlink: pee pee
Decentralized oracles: poo poo

Based and peepoopilled

ORACLES REPRESENT COMPANIES WHO CAN PUT INFORMATION ONTO THE BLOCKCHAIN

THIS SUCKS DICK BECAUSE COMPANIES ARE CENTRALIZED AND THE POINT OF THE BLOCKCHAIN IS TO BE DECENTRALIZED

CHAINLINK FIXES THAT BY MAKING A FUCKTON OF NODES TO WORK IN THE ORACLE DATA PROVISION PROCESS

Its not about accumulation at this point. Something is triggered in their brain that makes them want to FUD. Its a fetish. While they type out the most ridiculous, low-tier FUD with one hand, the other hand is slowly pulling at their small benis. They will spend hours doing this, continually bringing themselves to the edge numerous times. They are the textbook definition of basement dwelling NEETs, so they could do this for days on end, fueled only by Monster, and nobody will question where they are or what they are doing, because nobody loves them or cares about them.
They have gotten to the point that the FUD isn't even as good as it once was. They don't take the time to think hard about it anymore, because they just want to hurry up and post anything to make their little dicks hard.

You put $1 in, you get $1000 out.

Right now all you can do with smart contracts is trade diff tokens between each other. Unfortunately roght now there no way for SCs to read data thats outside of the blockchain. smart contracts have infinite potential if they could grab this outside info and execute whatever command they were coded to do. chainlink solves this huge problem with oracles. Oracles grab that outside info, check if its right thru multiple nodes(decentralized) and spit it into the smart contract to be triggered. this simple idea creates a whole new way of doing every digital agreement on earth.

That sounds great and all, buy why does it need a token?

fpbp

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It’s a meme. But this whole market is a meme so that’s why it’s performed so well