Normie Loser Money Traps

I will start:
>401(k) account

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Paying rent. Just sleep in a van or truck if your parents are nigger tier and wont share their house.

Faggot everyone should have a 401k

Jesus Christ this board is full of tards

Are you sure YOU aren't the retard here user? There's a reason everyone is obsessed with crypto. In 10 years from now try not to kill yourself, be like everyone else and chalk it up to "oh well they just got lucky and I didn't".

I almost fell for the 401K meme too OP. Want to know what my company does? They match 100% of up to a certain percentage but you have to stay and wagecuck for that company for 5 fucking years or they pull everything they put in out. I won't even NEED to wagecuck in 5 years if [REDACTED] takes off

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im self employed neet, where can i get 401k??

google

investing in anything other than guns ammo and oil

(((Roth))) IRA sounds good until fifteen years from now when they fuck around with the rules and make it taxable when you retire :^)

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Bitmex

> selling time for money
> high school
> college lmao
> women
> houses
> cars
> insurance
> focusing on cutting expenses
> jobs
> government (in any way)
> victim mindsets
> Spending any time with poor people
> living in the middle of no where
> crypto