>/smg/ - Stock Market General

No edition, happy Friday /smg/ !!! ~~

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For all the anons that fucked up making threads, those who love pork, and 9k BTC bagholders:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

before there was

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=jJpYT9wxIqg&ab_channel=InvestorsArchive
youtube.com/watch?v=2hdDE7XYr30
google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2013/01/15/cat-beats-professionals-at-stock-picking/amp/
nasdaq.com/symbol/voo/dividend-history
dividend.com/dividend-stocks/uncategorized/other/voo-vanguard-sandp-500-etf/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Futures up again ~0.35%
Oil hovering 53
Gold 1330
BTC waits under 8k

the crab presides over all of it

time for work, I must go, I must go

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Threadly reminder to buy $VRUS.

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Threadly reminder that dividends aren't your friend.

There has never been a 20 year span in history where picking dividend stocks has beaten an index like SPY.

I just might, only a couple hundred worth though ;)

Just wait until the Q2 quarterly.

You'll love it.

Due sometime next week.

How about VOO? That one seems good.

VOO isn't even a dividend ETF

Should I stop loss on ETFs? I figured doing it on smaller stocks is best, but what about ETFs?

>those who love pork
n-nani?

>There has never been a 20 year span in history where picking dividend stocks has beaten an index like SPY.
This is on the same level of retardation as "everybody who trades stocks loses money."

It almost time for short SPX :O

Death awaits us all

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>stocks mooning
>gonna need some cash soon
Fuck..

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You should really keep a 5k emergency fund before investing
What if your car breaks down, would you want to dump 10k worth at a bad time?

I have zero debt and I own my house. I can always just work for a week or two to pay my bills.

Good time to sell some stocks and hold some cash

ASF continues
You can still get pork in NA and EU, but prices will keep going up

2840? 2865? 2 hours? Before jobs report?

is he right?

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I'm waiting for AMD to hit 35. Also e3 is next week and I'm holding some MSFT.

Yes

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>EXTREE! EXTREE!
>READ ALL ABOUT IT!
>JOBS REPORT MISSES ESTIMATES!

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LPTX is going on a pretty good sale lately. Think I'm gonna set a buy order for 1.00 and see if it hits

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Also...

>PROTIP

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Going to close positive again today, boring af

>stockmarcket not crypto

lmao, are you guys all too old to understand technology?????

>lmao, are you guys all too old to understand technology?????

Actually yes
I haven’t checked my crypto balances in like a year

>Arbitrarily limiting the way you derive profits because you want to treat investing like a team sport.

>Unironically thinking pure speculations are superior to literally owning a stake in a real business that sells tangible goods/services.

I shiggy diggy doo my dude.

My heaviest bag :(

5% in crypto, make it more stable and I will increase my stack

So much cast but I don't know what to buy, help me /smg/

All in $VRUS.

I watched an interview with him, Munger and Gates.. and I swear they are prepping for another financial crisis. Washing out Trump by bringing down his strongest playcard (the economy), elect a friendly 99% free trade globalist again and let the market go into insane mode.
If Trump loses the upcoming election, then my portfolio will go into extreme chink mode, because the chinese market will rally like never before.

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PLEASE LET THIS DAY BE RED

GIVE ME -5% EVERYWHERE

News about Mexico tariff plan just now, let's see how the market reacts

They also revised their estimates for April and March downward, kek.

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Thinking of buying some short term otm calls for AMD and Microsoft, just a few bucks, since it is going to go down over the weekend

Thoughts?

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Spoiler alert, nobody cares

link to the interview?

A rate cut in June is priced in.
Expect blood if it doesn't happen.

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Duckduckgo it, lazy faggot

Not priced in, there will be no blood

I wish I had a cat or two in my house
But I live alone and I have a job so I would have to leave cat alone
Would invest better if I had a cat? Maybe

Read about toxoplasmosis, literally destroys your brain. Dont let yourself or your children near cats-

This week's gains are all due to the expected rate cut, friend.

I lived with cats through my childhood until I was 18 and went to university
My brain is probably destroyed whether toxo or not

Fucking BYND
WHY WASN'T IT MEME'D?!?!

You are the one that is lazy fren, i post it here so all can see
youtube.com/watch?v=jJpYT9wxIqg&ab_channel=InvestorsArchive

I have two, it's pretty fun. Get one

Kys and stop posting crap.
Pretty sure he was talking about this: youtube.com/watch?v=2hdDE7XYr30

JESUS CHRIST BYND

just wanted to brag about this to smg

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>30% up

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google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2013/01/15/cat-beats-professionals-at-stock-picking/amp/

PDTlet here, I unironically tried to go long overnight buying tqqq eod, panicked at the red Mexico tariffs news candle after close, then bought an equal amount of sqqq to be neutral, fomo'd all night as I watched NDX rise regardless, sold at 0915 my sqqq and then tqqq a little bit later at the right times for 1.5% gain on the shares. I'm out for the day. My heart can't take this kind of stress

Sell TQQQ puts

God damn I should have just held onto it

lol

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After losing money trying to short because the market suddenly decides it doens't care about fud anymore after a month of crying about the trade war every day, and getting out of my BYND position at 70, I am ready to admit I don't understand the stock market

well there was a quick 20% within 10 minutes of open. done for the day

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I should have known to invest in BYND, I use to work in a supermarket and we got weekly calls asking if we stocked it, once we did it sold like crazy.

Did you taste it?

No, but i've been told it's not too bad

If there was a way to invest in the impossible corporation, I do that in a second after trying the impossible whopper

Bros what the actual fuck is going on with BYND?! Gah! I regret not swinging it so hard!

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Non-animal "meat" is something people increasingly want.

It's a vegan burger co. IT IS A MEME!

>WAAAAA I WANT TO FOMO INTO BYND

The opportunity passed, either short it or find something else

>shit jobs report
>China tariffs
>Mexico tariffs

>Markets green

Fuck this rigged market.

BYND reminds me of Tilray

and bonds are mooning

rate cuts are coming we moon now

I used to believe it wasn't, but it increasingly seems like it ends up better to get into a position opposite to what the basic logic of the situation would tell you to get into.

Markets were oversold

BYND makes money though, and didn’t report trial run profits yet.

Doubling down a put for next week. These Chinese fuckers better have good FUD this weekend, the weak job report should be good ammo. I hope DRUMPFFS keeps acting tough with Mexico (and more importantly tweets about it a lot)

Continuing to lmao @ ICPT bagholders

In a sane world there shouldn't be any problems until g20 but who the fuck even knows anymore in this casino

Sorry Mr bear your 15 minutes of fame are over now go back to your cave hibernate

Trump is probably the closest thing to a god we’ve had on Earth since Jesus. Trillions of dollars rely on his word. Politically, he has no power but just financially.

Seems like people think trump is going to be happy with Mexico and let them slide, as well as delaying some China tariffs.

Getting stopped out of my shorts, exactly at the points where they feel oversold of bounce back. How do people do this stoploss thing...

(pretty dubs!)
>politically, the US president has no power
>black man with question mark dot jif
He’s had the GOP afraid to break rank this whole time, and as soon as some began to step out of line, he called them out on it, and no one has followed them.

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>he fell for the bear trade war recession job report meme

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>feign hard tariffs
>markets complain
>rates get cut
>cancel tariffs
>everything moons

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Yeah except TLRY has a partnership with AB InBev and will be a trillion dollar company in our lifetimes

that is some big brain 8d chess

and just in time for the election, go figure

A lot of suckers are going to be seeing red next week. Screen cap this
>Chinese Trade War will continue
>Mexico gets hit with first round of tariffs
>Amazon and Walmart continues to tear up retail
>The Eurozone slowly melts down

A lot of red next week, almost like a sea..

market looken fine, 15% correction probably cancelled, warned you about buying panick overall. me getting drunk nao and sunbathing in heat wave

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Should have never doubted the bull

Your TLRY position is showing

It's a tastey burger.
Going back to $65

>Saputo not interested in buying Dean Foods

Fuck em then
DF no buyout back to $20 on the strength of the cows
If it stops off at $0.92 to let me buy more shares, that’s fine, I can live with that

>target still isn’t done rallying
>Apple still isn’t done rallying
>McDonalds still isn’t done rallying
>tqqq pumping

>just missed my chance to buy tvix
>sqqq is literally kicking me in the groin
>not nearly enough MRK, MO, and UNH to make it

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I ditched it at open and thank god

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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still doubt Mexico tariffs will happen

>gold still pumping
>bonds still pumping
>fuckkng Barnes and nobles still pumping!

Ugh. I don’t know why I didn’t.
I’m about to stop out and feel like it’s due for a bounce...

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Why? White House and Trump himself have said that it’s happening on Monday.

How the fuck is mexico supposed to meet Trump's demands? They can't even control their own country. There's no way they're going to stop illegal immigration.

nasdaq.com/symbol/voo/dividend-history

dividend.com/dividend-stocks/uncategorized/other/voo-vanguard-sandp-500-etf/

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