>tfw your 12 year old niece in leggins wants to sit on your lap
Tfw your 12 year old niece in leggins wants to sit on your lap
>12yo
I've never really liked grannies. but to each his own i guess.
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>mfw 12yo cousin teases me with her bare feet under the table
Is it THAT wrong?
>tfw you marry you cousin (once removed) so the FBI can't make you testify against each other.
Yep, I really am the most based user here.
I would kill everyone in this thread given the opportunity
user iffy,
Penis gettin' stiffy
what coin has this feel?
>tfw me and my older sister had 'family movie nights' where we both watched Hentai and ero anime together and masterbated with each other.
I actually did this too. We would have contests to see who could cum the fastest. We never did kiss or touch each other though. Kind of regret it but at least I didn't go full degenerate. Who knows what our relationship would be like now
>tfw before my wedding to my cousin (once removed) Aunt Malory made me fuck while my mother watched before I went to the alter.
Hear hear
>tfw me and my childhood friend Whitney raped my cousin. Good times.
>tfw when I used to work in Data Analytics in silicon valley, the cute twink that was assigned to orientate me to the company became me and my new bosses fuck toy. I fucked him in the ass in the sauna while my boss was rubbing her clit and making him lick her ass hole.
Alex if your reading this I hope your doing well.
>tfw the old CEO's 18 year old daughter who dressed only in gothic Lolita fashion gave me a pantie job when I was invited to his estate for a dinner party.
based
Indeed
>he never watched hentai with his older sister when she was depressed and unemployed, spending her days drinking beer and masturbating all day in her musty room.
Not going to make it.
Fuck you. Unironically reported
Great business thread, guys.