On IRC right now, and the rumor is that Binance just went bankrupt. Their Tether holdings have just been devalued to nothing, and they don't have enough funds to compensate.
I'm speaking with an insider, and he says it is serious shit. Get the fuck out of the market.
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fake and super gay
Thanks, just bought 100k
OH NO, TETHER JUST BEEN DEVALUED !!
LARP
extremely fake and outstandingly gay.
Another insider here. I was just dry humping CZ and his left buttcheek hit the red reset button for our servers. We’ll be back in a few hours.
If only someone had predicted this....
Holy shit guys I live next to Binance and there are cops all over the place
How does it feel to be such a dumb nigger?
Not a larp you morons. He's one of the head dudes on the risk management team.
He just told me that trading will not resume anytime soon.
Screen cap your conversation
A binance just flew over my house, what do I do?!
>as if it was ever halted
Right, the biggest exchange, raking in billions has gone bankrupt.
I'm sure they lost the 99% of holdings they keep in cold storage too.
If you are going to LARP, at least make it believable. Like another 7000 BTC hack or something.
EXIT ALL CRYPTO MARKETS NOW!!!!!!!!
God I fucking hate this board and this entire space. Just a bunch of back stabbing faggots. Fuck you all especially OP. Kill yourself.
went to a whorehouse amsterdam a couple of weeks ago. found a girl, turns out it was satoshi nakamoto herself! we banged and she showed me her private keys. buy BTC
Also on IRC right now and word is spreading quickly that OP IS A FAGGOT!
My uncle works for binance, he told me that CZ blew $5 billion on vietnameze hookers last week and now he's broke
I just saw CZ in cuffs he spat in the lady officers face and she beat him with a 10 inch dildo it's real
QUICK HOW DO I WITHDRAW ONE?????????? HOW DO I WITHDRAW THIS PIECE OF SHIT I CANT FIND A WALLET OR IF ITS AN ERC 20 TOKEN ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCKLKKKKKKKKKKK
get out of your city, now. my dad works at nintendo
My dad works at Nintendo and said that theyre moving to BSV
PLS HOW DO YOU WITHDRAW HARMONY
What the fuck? All my BNB is on there? How to withdraw?
>source(s): dude trust me
My uncle is Satoshi
>On IRC right now, and the rumor is that Binance just went bankrupt.
Yo I read the same in my usenet group.
>On IRC right now
>Not a total and utter faggot fuck, autistic creating shitposts on biz
Pick one..
I have no stake in this and do not keep funds on scam exchanges, I just find it funny how utterly autistic and total faggots you virgins are with your "on IRC right now" type of authority
"on IRC right now" oh is that so faggot? Never post again until you lose your virginity, in other words, never post again
Confirmed on my CompuServe terminal as well.
FUNDS ARE SAFU
this
im on IRC right now and an insider is telling me that all women will be subject to mandatory rapings by June 14th, hide your wife and kids
> dont worry it just takes some time until deposits show up
System ingineer here.
Any reputable company schedule maintenance in advance.
When their go to maintenance without prior notice, something bad has happened.
My popcorn is fucking ready. I know this stupid chink faggot dumped BSV yesterday with his fake dollars and I hope he dies of AIDS in a nasty prison.
Do you happen to be Latin American by any chance? Never heard "system engineer" being used like that other than in my own country.
then post some proof you larping faggot
>Latin Maerican
I'm in California and we use that term. Oh... wait, nvm.
From Spain. Im brown enough to be here?
You're a mong
spaniards are based
spot on. it would have been more believable if they had claimed an unexpected systems problem than going with "upgrade"
honestly, hang yourself faggot
>dude trust me
This is probably bullshit but I heard on reddit about some cryptos price halving this year so be careful folks.
damn RIP my 19 linkies i bought just for shits and giggles
my dad works at binance and confirms this
Exactly.
Maybe the trading engine has failed and they want to verify that there are no duplicate transactions.
i work for gold and i've heard crypto is shit, get out now everyone
Can confirm, it's unironically over for all of us.
Roflmao, thanks for that one..I'm dying over here
just consulted the tea leaves in my morning genmaicha. it sats bitcoin rests in the earth.
Just talked to CZ. He said funds are safu in... hey i got a knock at the door. brb.
Insider here at the Binance headquarters. It appears that an influx of Chain Link transactions have overwhelmed the system.