Suggestions for next recession

So many problems
- Longest stock market bull run inflated by low rates
- Bad debt
- EU short term fucking up
- Student loans

What are the best ETFs / stocks / commodities to buy? Looking for specifics.

Already up to my tits in crypto and looking for other things.

Some faggot recommended going balls deep into SQQQ and SPXS. What else?

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Gold

>Consumer staples/Utility stocks
>Gold and silver, liquid, ASE's or other sovereigns
>Overseas stocks
>Hard assets, real estate, etc

Bitcoin
Gold
VIX calls
SPY puts

Food and bullets.

this.

A couple of these

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thots on dollar cost averaging SQQQ, SPXS, and VIX ETFs (VIXM, VXX) over the next year?

the world isn't going to end with this next bear market cycle, unless someone makes Trump panic and commit to world war 3 with China.

Short the fucking market once it starts dropping, then buy cheap stocks when despair has set in.

Which would leave bullets useless, since we will not survive ww3. Ww2 almost destroyed all of Europe and we didn't even have nuclear or hydrogen weapons until the end of the of the war.

nuclear and hydrogen are nothing in comparison to biochemical weapons that have been developed

Who even gets on the other end of a short position when the market is in free fall?

>9 servings of food per day
>$5 per day
What's the catch

$NOBL - thank me in 5 years when you’re not broke

there's a high chance the old fucks will go down in the upcoming recession

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Guns
Ammo
Rations
Gold/Silver/Platinum
More guns
More nonperishable food
More ammo

Don't fucking buy crypto for the fucking recession you brainlets

That's the thing about recessions.
There's nothing to invest in.
They happen because everything is overvalued and nobody can afford anything.

Money goes a lot further during a recession. So there is an opportunity if you have money stockpiled. As goods and services fall off, you can invest in what needs to be done and possibly corner the market.

Gold and crypto are both considered money. But are they really? Does your grocer, barber, mechanic or landlord take them as payment? Not as far as I can see. If they ever do, then you're in luck. But I wouldn't count on it until we see actual merchant adoption.

>this
unhindered black bag development running on 30 years since we last had a look when that russian defected back in the 80s.
this guy went black within a year of this:
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>Money
like FIAT, lmao, the dollar is going to die, the EURO is as good as death after the Brexit and Italy crashing the EU, Ruble will be irrelevant unless you are Russian, the Yen has been dead for decades, the Yuan will stop existing when china disintegrates yet again, and the rest is irrelevant with the dollar dead.
This is the only right answer

You will lose a ton if you do that.

For every ounce of silver that exists, 191 paper silver contracts exist that claim to represent that one ounce.

Have you ever heard of an inverse bubble?

In the Lousianna Purchase, 1 oz bought 45 acres.

1 oz of silver costs $15.

You have to accept that your obsession with cryptos is founded on the want to get rich effortlessly. You have to accept that this is a childish mentality. The next recession is the big one. You have to leave the child behind and embrace manhood. If you do not do this you will not survive.

Silver, Guns, Bullets, Food, Water, Seeds, Books, Medicine

You will be the 1%.

Crypto traders want to buy expensive cars and show everyone that doubted them that they're big and smart and could make it with ease, because they're super smart and cool.

Your doubters will all be dead.

It is your responsibility to use your Silver wealth to establish order and help humanity when this happens. There is a fight between good and evil in a power vacuum, and evil will try and win. If you do what I say, you will be richer than anyone you will meet. But the burden is massive. You have to do this for good.

Silver. Bullets. Food. Guns. Medicine. Seeds. Books.

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>all the suggestions about things to buy high in preparation for a recession
>no suggestions about things to buy low when the recession hits
Come on now, Jow Forums, surely you can do better?

This, I am looking forward to the fire sale

Recessions happen when people have over leveraged on their debt and eventually face the reality of paying it down or default and let the ground fall out

What is stagflation?

Money isn’t just a medium of exchange, it’s also store of value, and it’s not likely a wise decision to make one form of money serve both use cases

You can't prepare for the student debt collapse. Stock on food and condoms.

You'll die of cancer after 5 years.

Nice blog boomer

Silver. JPM has been hoarding it while keeping the price down with paper for a decade. They are winding down their paper short positions (it takes time) and have been net long for a while now.
89 silver/gold ratio is also very unusual.
Personally I'm looking to buy into some silver miner ETFs in late 2019 or 1h 2020 to get some exposure. Silver miners gain more and lose more than silver with the price changes of silver, so its a nice steadier alternative to playing on margin or buying options.

Save a sizeable cash position in order to buy stocks after the crash. Semiconductor industry is likely to be very undervalued during the next recession and will bounce back before other stocks.

Semi-luxury car brands can also be a bargain during recessions. I'm probably going to take up a position in Tata Motors during the recession because both Tata and Jaguar have a great turnaround going in design, manufacturing and sales strategy that is too early to have manifested itself into profits. It's already close to book value iirc. Be wary though, it's priced in rupees. Make sure the INR has already crashed, or will not crash, when you buy.

Indian exchange listed stocks in general will probably be a great buy opportunity if the Indian Rupee suddenly halves or more in value again, like it did a year ago or so.

A recession isn't the apocalypse, you fucking spastic.

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Non-finacial corporate debt is the ticking time bomb.

1. Majority of it matures in 2020-2021.
2. Majority of it cannot be refinanced until 2023.

Fed will be forced to buy corporate bonds.

Whoever big shorts this will be Bezos tier.

Buy Russian stocks. Gazprom was a great buy at $4 and a good buy at $7. Still trading at 3 P/E...

You can also hedge with a small amount of gold, say 5% of your portfolio but buy physical gold at spot price, ETFs are designed to siphon your shekels.

Overall, you want to avoid fixed income, too much downside risk without potential upside, remember that rates are near zero basically everywhere.

its not going to get that bad

anyone still holding

Corporate debt will never explode because growth of companies outpaces the very low interest rates.

Care to explain? Seems buying those ETFs will expose you to big indexes going down and VIX tends to do well in uncertain times

the market will crash once the main market starts trading crypto and we get a dotcom crash. Right now there aren't any triggers, but there also aren't any dumb money bubbles (yet). Once boomers start dying off and kids with inheritances start throwing money at $50k, $80k, $100k bitcoin and lose it all on the big crash that follows, the whole market will take a huge shit. Congress will pass legislation regulating crypto trading etc. etc.

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Growth of companies requires growth of real wagie income. The wagies are taking more and more debt to cover just their living expenses. You know what that means.

>ETFs
>stocks
>commodities
>right before a recession

don't be a retard and go all in link

holy shit does the shit in that video exist? I feel like that would've been giant news

>Care to explain?
wanting to dollar cost average sqqq jesus christ the level of retardation. just watch the long term sqqq chart you brainlet

>Fed will be forced to buy corporate bonds
No it won't. It certainly can, but it will only be able to do so with a democrat in the white House which will not happen with the current candidates and the state of US propaganda. The Bankers might try to send in a counter Republican candidate against Trump, but lets say, certain people which I'm going to call rogue agents will not let it happen. Worst case scenario a political assassination of the counter candidate by a radicalized lefty. And no, it can't be prevented, this has been in preparation for 4 years.