>user sweats as he musters up the courage to interact with co-workers in the lunch area
>Hey...Hey..,eh guys... I have a joke..
>Everyone looks round with a disapproving look that user has interrupted their conversation
>ehh...what do you call a gnome with his head up a fairy’s skirt?
>silence as the disapproving looks now turn to disgust
>a goblin!!!
Told a joke at work
Anthony Cox
Gabriel Young
FUCKING KEK!!!
OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
Asher Parker
a black man walks into a bar with his son
David Carter
>coworker doesn't do anything all day but browse the web
>finish big projects that drained my life force to finish
>she exaggerates her involvement to management to the point where they think she did almost all the work
>call her out on stealing credit for my work but I am autistic and she is charismatic
>she gets extra vacation days and other perks as a reward
>I get nothing and now everyone thinks she's way more capable than me
I wish I grew up more social, being in this corporate hell is unbearable
Chase Reyes
2 men walk into a bar, the third one ducked
Isaiah Cooper
You may be 100% right user but you'll never get what you want by sperging out in the corporate world. GET EVEN INSTEAD. Put your autism to work baiting her into a trap that exposes her and potentially even ruins her life. Think about it, if you are actually smart enough to be doing 99% of the lifting already what is a little bit of social engineering to take down your enemy? Fuck her shit up in ways that only a 9000 iq autist can. She probably won't even know it was you. Fuck em.
Alexander Perry
Shit
Nice
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Shit, Link please leave Jow Forums
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Shit
>say really cynical shit
>people laugh like I'm joking
I understand you
Leo Peterson
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Dominic Reed
Normally I'm a quiet autist but I made a joke once about a cat being sucked into a turbine and everybody burst out laughing, it sounds morbid but we work with turbines and shit so it made sense in the context of that particular situation
Connor Rivera
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you didn’t already tell her twice heh