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hi biz
I need financial advice
I'm 24 and I have $2000
Where should I invest?

I was thinking DOGE but I'm just a dummy

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invest in a chaturbate career

those milkers look like they belong to a 30+ childless cheap prostitution. You are worthless

Invest in dignity you vile, vapid whore

karatbit.com

drop 2,000$ on KBC, and watch your money x100

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BSV

Craig will do a slow agonizing bleed on BTC once he gets his stash in 2020

dominate me

Seriously why does it look like Chainlink?

>coles cheap ass tissues
where in aus are you?

because you provided tits, here is honest advice that you cannot possibly fuck up:
buy btc and wait a few years. also, post more tits

Show me pussy please

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Nice tits
put it into btc and keep going until you have 1 (ONE)

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POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

show face sweetie, don't worry we won't show anybody else

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yep caught that too. brisbane fag here, OP I'll give you $10 for a bj

am a total chad don't worry.

yeah play it safe as a noob and buy BTC. Shit will go to $500k eventually.

Don't listen to these Pajeets.

Buy 6 ETH and spend the remainder on Chainlink.

You're welcome m'lady

EVX is about to 4x soon

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shoo shoo, stop attracting pajeets

What he said...

investing 2k into BTC right now is retarded. that ship has sailed.

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Buy BNB, LTC, ETH, or BTC. Any combination of these will be fine.
Cover your tits up now, whore.

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down to double team for 100 LINK

I see bitches asking for crypto advice, I sell.
You faggots should too. This is a fucking sell signal if I ever saw one.

checked but I disagree.

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LINK unironically. Go all in and wait couple years

repent and cover that boobs

hey beautiful

very nice bobs

please show vagane

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This is a buy signal. When the crypto whore were getting in, it was the at the beginning of the 20 thousand bull market. When the tits are coming, you must be buying.

buy ftm and show vageen

Have sex

Listen I'm not going to tell you what to invest in, but if you want to do more than just buy Bitcoin, remember that the aim of the game is INCREASING your Bitcoin holdings. Historically, Bitcoin has been the best store of value compared to any other cryptocurrency.

So if you want to dabble in altcoins/shitcoins remember the BIG picture. E.g. buy an altcoin that wasn't around last altcoin bull market and sell it in the altcoin run BEFORE the next Bitcoin ATH; sell Bitcoin at the ATH. This is based of my mistakes and experience, would appreciate if anyone has anything else to add. Also look up when the Bitcoin block reward halving is and the when the other two were. Study the charts but always look at the BIG picture. 2 or even 3 years is not a big enough time period.

those are very nice breasts i must say

i remember that night, made lots of money off that BCH pump. i miss that volatility...

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2,000 in BTC isn't even 0.5 BTC in 2019. That is redundant, because BTC is a slow network with high fee's to move. Its over valued, and is backed by nothing.

sell when they're bragging about their bags and don't lead off with tits

Put all 2000 into 10 year bonds, you won't regret it

AHAHA, FAGGOT.

Do you have short hair? That's cute

BAT.

>SIRRRRS
>SHE HAS OPEN THE BOB
>I REPEAT, BOB IS OPEN
>POST NUMBER 14055113
>GET IN NOW

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6/10 milkers. Chainlink ofcourse, I mean it's shilled here all the damn time for a reason.

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Have sex

Have sex lol

Go back to r/personalfinance please

Chainlink is at ATH prices, only a fucking retard would buy.

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Other roasties should take note. See she follows the rules and other anons are kind and helpful
If I were you I would honestly try chaturbate but if you want to make real money with a bit of work you could be an escort, honestly $200plus an hour and it’s not like you have to fuck any guy that grosses you out or do anything that you find weird or uncomfortable. You are allow to turn down clients
If you don’t want to try those things, you could just put that $2000 into link. Thank me later

wtf, screw this slut

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Gentlemen, this is a sell signal.

'I heard some of the guys that orbit me in discord talk about how they are making money on Bitcoins'

'Wow, he sent me $500 this week. Maybe I should look into Bitcoins so I can have more money'

'Isn't there a Bitcoin called Doge Coin? I love the Doge meme I think I will buy the Doge Bitcoin'

*Pulls out tits*

We've made a lot of money on this ponzi scheme. How do ponzi schemes work? You sell to the greater fool. We have found our greater fool.

Post your email OP, I'll sell you 2k of Bitcoin right now.

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MODS BAN THIS ROASTIE NOW

sage

Invest in taking some cooking courses. A key to a man's heart is good food.

based...
baste*

I wonder if mods will, This is channel no.4, a Christian channel.

Invest in VTSAX you low self esteem roast

I'm in socal where are you ? Let's meet up

Single 6ft 220lb....I'll give you my number after we email.....I'm legit I can show you my 50-100% gains the last 24months

If you are in oz I’ll pay you for sex, what’s your rate?

>Have sex lol
no. give bobs and virginia

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thanks for the advice anons

i'm leaning towards most of it in BTC and then playing around with DOGE, FTM and chaturbate

I just want my Daddy Doge to choke me

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this is actually the best advice. the goal is to find a guy that will stay with you even after he has dicked you. cook, clean, do laundry and vow to change all the diapers and you will find happiness. you're very close to hitting the big 25 after all, at which points your looks start going downhill fast so these things are important. most men want to at least know you for 5 years before kids so if you snooze you might hit 35 at that point. your body will have problems producing then, or you end up producing an unhealthy baby. and if you want another one two years later it will be very too late.

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Any tips on milking udders like those?

I am talking about crypto if we click you never know 0 kids no wife

I have children
stop projecting incel

>Sir he just saw the bobs.
>Good let him admire them...
>sir?
>And once he has admired them, kill him. And find another

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post feet

Also you're reported you retard whore.

When the next recession hits you'll be selling your pussy and butthole for Saltines. Invest in condoms and lube so you can be the top prostitute. Dogecoin, LMAO

So your not in socal? Dammit
I will be on my knees for this

Thanks guys, I thought I was alone. I have never met a female that knows how to cook.

Prime-xbt.io

Go long on ETH.

Also put me in the screenshot

How much to stick my cock between those tits and in your vajai jai

you come in here with your roastie complex and floppy titties, on my fuckin' BLUE BOARD. be gone wench, and never return to the land of gains

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Yikes. Saggy

>that hand

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Stupid ass it's a different generation get with the program or go to a 3rd world I just left Venezuela trust me they have allot

>redundant
It doesn't mean what you think it does, retard

Pancake tits + overweight is so gross

I have a fetish for tits like hers fuck off

>sell her body
Nobody is gone pay her. She will just be raped and enslaved if she survives the first week

lmao dude stop. you're embarrassing yourself.

BTC
That'll get you about 1/4th of a Bitcoin.

Once Bitcoin runs to around $300k in 2 years time, that'll be worth $75k at least.

Let’s be fair, we don’t know if op is overweight

Hurr durr fggt

Get rainbowed elsewhere

And plz

Have sex

my man she doesn't live in your shithole country and she wouldn't sleep with you anyway. whiteknight less, she's a basic, common bitch and there are many like her.

dare I say it?...have sex

If she puts it in link and get about 2000 link that will be over $200k in two years

stop projecting incels

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I will give you $200 an hour for full service?

I travel to live anywhere first of all

Second I dont care what you say about her a girl is a girl

And you are the pussy for criticizing

If you dont like it move on

If a bad bitch like her needs a real man to dick her down who the fuck are you?

Anyway @ Becky I'm in North Hollwood get at me

You see that hand?

Fuck babe

redundant : Adj: not or no longer needed or useful; superfluous.

Bitcoin is not needed at all, its a slow fucking dinosaur. cryptocurrency doesn't need bitcoin at all.

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This is so embarassing

You may be right user, if so I’ll only give $150 an hour to a fatty

The absolute state.......

pls shoe vagene

>150/hour for a fatty
you are far too generous. 5 bucks, a bar and a dark corner are more than enough to fuck a used up whale like OP, not even necessary to rape her

trust me its not as bad as you

> loner

hey ignore all the misogynist incels, they can't handle a woman posting in their safe space, if you want me to send you some crypto drop your addresses here so I can kickstart your investments.

It's a dude on tranny pills
Those tits are tragic

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! DO GODS WORK user!!!!!!!!

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