Excuse me everyone, can I get your attention for a moment
Make it quick old chum
Im listening
all ears my good man
get to it, chap.
I'm listening
*puts down glass and listens*
the floor's yours brother
Absolutely, what do you have to say for us young man?
you have my attention
I have to shit so you better get on with it
*stops having sex mid pump*
You’ve got me at full attention
Yes glow nigger, the floor is yours while you can keep it good chap
Speak now.
Hurry up and speak you swine!
You have my full attention. Speak and be heard.
Yes kind sir i am ready. Please tell us whats in your mind
I said shut up bitch! The man has something to say. Please continue kind sir.
Main event will begin shortly. Please be seated.
Gentlemen, what is taking him so long? I am growing tired of this. Make no mistake, a speech *will* be heard tonight, whether by OP or not
This shit better be good with how long I've been kept waiting