Deutsche Bank

What the fuck is happening with them and what are the consequences going to be once they finally get rekt.

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OH NO NO NO NO

This doesnt look good at all

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Germany will adopt Sharia Law

They seized Venezuela's gold.
Prepare for huge pompa

>What the fuck is happening with them
Gambling isn't working out for them.
>what are the consequences going to be once they finally get rekt.
The mother fuckers in Brussels will steal our money to bail them out.

Have you ever seen a chart that makes you salivate uncontrollably

Do you think the german government is actually going to save their ass?

Ich finde es gut dass Frauen von Flüchtlingen vergewaltigt und sexuell belästigt werden.
Jahrelang war ich voll der Lappen, der immer lieb und nett zu den Frauen war. Ich habe immer bei den Hausaufgaben geholfen und wurde wie ein emotionaler Tampon benutzt, wo man alle Probleme ausschütten kann. Als dank wurde ich in die Friendzone geschoben und die Frauen haben sich von den "Arschloch-Typen" abschleppen lassen, wo ich dann paar Wochen später als Heulkissen missbraucht wurde, weil die "mal wieder" verarscht wurden.
Ich bin es wirklich satt und EXTREM frustriert, weil ich nie zum Zug komme... Ich muss mir jeden Tag einen von der Palme wedeln, meine Eichel tut schon weh vom ganzen Wixxen und ist extrem geschwollen. Keine Frau will mich mal ran lassen, weil ich denen zu "Nett" und zu "Softy" bin. Ich könnte platzen, wenn ich durch die Fußgänger Zone gehe und die ganzen Stylo Mylo Flüchtlinge und Asyl-Afrikaner Händchen haltend mit glücklichen, hübschen europäischen Frauen sehen.
Was mach ich bloß falsch und was machen die richtig ???? Kann mir das mal jemand erklären???!!!!
Was ist bloß verkehrt in der Frauen Welt??
Die tollen, liebevollen, zivilisierten und netten Deutsche Männer werden links liegen gelassen und dafür werden kriminelle und aggressive Ausländer genommen, die gerne mal grabschen und Frauen missbrauchen oder vergewaltigen.
Wie man in letzter Zeit immer wieder in den Medien hört.
(Der afrikanische Zelt Vergewaltiger oder der Studenten Mord in Freiburg)
Naja einerseits ist es schade und sehr traurig was dort passiert ist, aber andererseits geschieht es den Deutschen Frauen Recht, weil jetzt bekommt ihr das was ihr verdient habt.
Jahrelang habt ihr die lieben Männer verarscht und nun bekommt ihr die ECHTEN Arschloch Typen massenhaft und gratis ins Land geliefert.
Ich wünsche euch noch viel Spaß auf den untergehen Schiff.
Aus der Ferne bereitet es mir große Freude zu sehen, wie euer Land immer mehr im Chaos versinkt.

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(((they))) always do user...

cant let this bonzi scam crash

Yes, and like I said, not just the german government, the EU will take whatever funds they need from the vassal states.
Too big to fail yo.

This. DB has been caught pushing down metal prices in the past. Now they need to pump it or they'll go under.

Is this unironically a great time to buy som DB stock?

Can you elaborate on why they are so influential and important for EU and overall financial sector? I only know they've been caught manipulating prices of metals, but other than that, I'm completely in the dark.

I feel the same user

It might go to zero anons

Well it's a huge fucking bank, among the major banks not only in Europe but the world, and it's all one big house of cards.

>Db gets fucked
>EU gets fucked trying to save DB
>a young german youth sees the misdeed of his predecesors and unites a strong germany
>the fourth reich is born

>It might go to zero anons
And the sun might rise in the east one day, but that's not very likely to happen.

Fucking hell, WEST!!

rock solid
too big to fail

check'd

If I buy I may end up with a free car

>borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars from db
>they go under
>no more bank to submit loan payments to

whats wrong with this plan, it seems like free money

25M worth of gold as collateral for 75M unrepaid loan, doesn’t look like a great deal for me

Is this the buy signal?

user I...

It will be when they pump gold to $5500

Man you are behind on the news. They are getting bailed out browsky

just bought 100k thanks anons

Fuck it lets go all in on DB stock. YOLO

Greece and Italy will bail them out.

DB chart looks like pump and dump shitcoin

because it is

but venezuela didnt pay for their loan, so they are missing out somewhere else unless gold pumps really hard they are still fucked

In general, I agree with you.
Women are real bitches.

I've read an article that Germany may orchestrate a merger with Commerzbank if DB fails. Maybe DB stock moons if merger happens?

no you gotta understand that unlike crypto when you hold a stock youre holding a real asset not just something speculative

it has already failed. talks have stopped.

>its already gone down 95%

HOLY SHIT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN IT GOES DOWN ANOTHER 5%??

I'm talking about a forced merger by the German government. YOLO
They are secretly fascist, its innate to them.

ahem ahem

watch this baby

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>HOLY SHIT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN IT GOES DOWN ANOTHER 5%??
itll be 6.45
fufufufufu

Arabs btfo

Is this why companies that make no money like Snapchat can be valued in the billions of dollars range, because muh assets and not speculation?

From ATH retard

Actually, you're holding digits on a brokerage's website that represent an IOU for a piece of paper that says if a company goes bankrupt you are entitled to 1/1000000000th of the assets after all debts have been repaid (nothing).

What is this one

unironically this, although not because of DB's collapse

first, they'll get merged with "commertzbank" or sth like that.
Then, due to bail-in policy they'll steal all private deposies to pay for derivates. Obviousily, it won't be nearly enough (DB printed more of those than entire european economy), so they'll either:
be bailed out by ECB and/or IMF, in which case tensions within EU would reach levels of pre-WWI
or go bankrupt, state(german) mandated syndicate would enter the scene and proceed to attempt to liquidate company. Fuckton of corruption and drama follows, due to how interconnected it is whole EU is sent back to 19'th century.
or something else completely, i don't really know much about that stuff.
but whatever'll happen, it'll be a fucking bloodbath. And if merging it with another failing giant like commertzbank is best they could come up with, it's doomed.

I wish.

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this

>Then, due to bail-in policy they'll steal all private deposies to pay for derivates.
I wish so
BTC would skyrocket to 100k

The ones who control Germany controls Europe. Simple.

So in short, get out da city and have a plot of land which can provide enough for survival until the shit storm is over after a huge crash?

we are all fucked

Like the roman empire

Kek
>The money in the bank is mine! I earned it!

if its not in your possession it isn't your money.just like if you don't have your coins in your own wallet its not your coins.

>OP browse Jow Forums
>still doesn't know Deutsche Bank is pulling a textbook Lehman's Brother

I don't think its the same. Germany won't let that happen.

Descending triangle
> Twitches
>PTSD ACTIVATES

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welfare niggers aren't cheap they need to figure something out fast

Germany has no options. The whole plan is to force states to bail out again. A shame for them partisans are prepared to go ballistic, in the most literal sense. Will be funny firing surface to air missiles at parliaments

I hope this bank fucking dies.

So a new financial crisis tanks stocks and I can buy in for cheap.

Fuck man if I had money back in 2008-2010 I'd have been rich now.

bailout and inflation

They can try, it will lead to a civil war, or at least major riots and local revolts. The EU will break over it, the one or the other way.

Easy double from here, probably 500% winner from these levels

No! They're literally insolvent. The EU will probably take them over, and you'll get nothing. Governments have a funny way of pushing legitimate creditors aside in the events of a bailout/bailin

This, it’s easy to push around a little island like Cyprus when it’s in the shitter and everyone else is fine. But when the big countries start failing it will get ugly. Remember, Germans aren’t all smiles and sunshine....

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vooshen der schmusen heil hitler

well they have roughly 50 trillion in derivative exposure, so it'll make 2008-2009 crisis look like childs play

yap. Mix it up with open borders, millions of Niggers, a social security system and welfare breaking, a generations of Boomers who want their pension, crazy facebook addicted "lefties" and a bunch of radicalized armed to the teeth pissed off partisans who have been busy gathering data on traitors for at least 5 years. This time there will be literally blood in the streets of europe

Are you saying I'm not going to get that delivery of 10,000 tons of basedbeans from by 20,000x leveraged long? Surely this is the end of the economy!

>this time it’s different

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