Just work in a closet bro

HAHAHA WAGIE GET IN THE CAGIE

LITERALLY

its to stop people from fapping in their wage cage. lmfao.

Just let people work remotely, this is the gayest shit I've ever seen

That will fuck up your employees vision fast. Not that vast majority of normiecorps care but still

on the bright side, you can't hear his shitty soundcloud rap music being blasted through his beats headphones that are strangely worn around his neck and put at full volume.

It's the same idea as a gamer capsule which were first seen in South Korea. Watch any StarCraft match on YouTube and you will see the same setup.

>privacy
>huge fucking window

We have these at my work. They're only used for taking calls, obviously no one would choose to do their work in there

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Perfect thread for a sunday night

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Sounds like a comfy phone booth.

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It's getting pretty bad out there, guys. Also checked.

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this world is turning into a fucking joke lmao....the next development of the cuckshed phenomenon

Far and away the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

If he's working alone in the box he needs a shock collar to prevent him from sleeping.

Employers should start each shift where an employee wears his daily pay on his wrist. Moving slowly or taking breaks reduce his wage. He can submit his wrist band at the end of the day for a pre-paid mastercard "loading/transacting/withdrawl fees included". The card can require a large minimum balance to function and daily fees if your card is below it's limit. The pay is in funbucks and only works at the company canteen.

I came here to say that as a joke, don't tell me that's actually true. That would drive me absolutely INSANE. It could actually be useful in some cases if the glass was just the other way around

>why not add customisation to your pod exclusively by ROOM
>for a small extra charge add a toilet - no more leaving your safe space to have a shit! Simply shit on the job!
>Additionally add a shower - wash and work!
>Add a bed! Simply stay in your safe space 24/7 no need to move at all!
>A tv a radio add a bidet the choice is endless!
>ROOM privacy pods for the modern age

You forgot the nutrient IV system and padlock on the outside

I don't get why they settled on such a small box, it makes it seem like a parody.

True. Needs some kind of repetitive noise streamed in that improves productivity.

This is how it should be boomers in corner offices with all the shitty intitled millennials in these.

you're suppose to get some nice drapes for your cuckshed

Definitely. Also there's more you can do with audio, iirc in Guantanamo they used loud rock music as a form of torture, so you can probably adapt this as a form of positive/negative reinforcement to manage employee effort. Imagine how blissfully productive a period of silence could be made to feel for a slacker wagie

A slow drip from an overhead vent.

sea.pcmag.com/amazon-tap/32774/report-amazon-working-on-human-emotion-detecting-wearable

A helmet that reads your emotions. Get upset about working overtime 4 days in a row, fire the mentally billigerant worker on the spot.

>small table
>cant fit proper office chair
>can't stretch out arms, claustrophobic
terrible product if it's real. at least put a screen on the wall so he doesn't need to break his neck during the promotional photo

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JEJKd

At first just being a wagecuck was humiliating enough, but now they've got bored and they're trying to rub it in your face.