/smg/ - Stock Market General

seriously though, who the cutting edge of pizza edition???

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

for SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXU bagholders:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previously thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jun/9/mitt-romney-may-skip-2020-donald-trump-endorsement/
sports.yahoo.com/boston-red-sox-david-ortiz-shot-dominican-republic-hospitalized-020705191.html
nasdaq.com/article/scotts-miracle-gro-company-smg-ex-dividend-date-scheduled-for-may-24-2019-cm1153288
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

who else here VHT gang?

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My NAKD stack is gonna make me rich this week after earnings brothers

did the utah jazz win the fucking stanley cup yet?

DON'T

Where the SNAP gang at?

Seems like a risky place, whats make you so sure it will sky rocket?

soon
our very first cuppa

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good this asshole from massachusettes needs something else to write home about.

washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jun/9/mitt-romney-may-skip-2020-donald-trump-endorsement/

how much money are you going to make off bostonian niggers who don't understand hockey when the blues don't lose? I get a whole 25 dollars from 4 different people with black skin who are just betting hype.

I'm not sure, but I know they're desperate to pump to keep it the NASDAQ listing up. Full disclose, I've lost 20% on my initial investment into it at this point, but I think either earnings hype or post earnings success it'll rocket because making clothes is so cheap it's almost impossible to run negative

he can write about the breaking Boston news, David Ortiz got shot up in a robbery in the Dominican just now
sports.yahoo.com/boston-red-sox-david-ortiz-shot-dominican-republic-hospitalized-020705191.html

I think it is a bullish news
Boston is CURSED
they must not win the CUPP

well fuck i gave them some of them 4 to one odds, i can kiss that shit good bye.

Nice, fuck big papi I hope he bled out and dies slow.

Steve Munch has spoken boys, no recession


If you can not curse the Blues by betting on them that would be great

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Kek, I looked into it and put a suicide fund into it if its price ever recovers.
Cause I agree they seem to be able to pull up and they are currently desperate too shot it also. The company has some positives going on...

mnuchin is Bagdad bob

lookit this perfect image right here
love both of their expressions, whatever photographer captured this really nailed it
one for the history books

also lots of dubs in this thread, very nice, even some trips.

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it's too late guys, i kinda made a few bets against the bruins.

>mfw

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Remember to go day by day

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Anyone wanna fuck my ass

no but if you have the drugs that let you see the crazy shit for 4 hours i could use some

What are you going to do with your $0.55 /smg/?

>A cash dividend payment of $0.55 per share is scheduled to be paid on June 10, 2019.

nasdaq.com/article/scotts-miracle-gro-company-smg-ex-dividend-date-scheduled-for-may-24-2019-cm1153288

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the booze sex and cocaine aren't cutting it anymore... i need some shrooms or something synthetic

I recommend 4-ho-mipt

leave it in some ones couch

Grimaldi's is the best pizza. Also write more covered calls anons.

You've got to be shitting me, Wal-mart sells this shit for less than 20 bucks?

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Is that for real? Technically it is legal in America kek

Oh mother fuckers almost sold me a book about shit I don't want to read about. I just want fucking experience.

buy the book, they send you the drugs inside the same package

old school tricks

they just have to advertise it as a book for technical reasons

fuck that i'd rather just fucking make a change and stop trying to run and escape from my problems and just fucking struggle like everybody else who didn't use drugs. So when there's like 3 broads you want all at the same time, but don't want them to know each other what the fuck do you do again?

self inflicted gunshot wounds to the head work

How are you so fucking stupid?

>fuck that i'd rather just fucking make a change and stop trying to run and escape from my problems and just fucking struggle like everybody else who didn't use drugs.

do NOT do this. just use drugs
If you've never done LSD or shrooms that should be your #1 priority
otherwise, you want to start combining psychedelics and near-psychs in creative ways.
but don't go too far and become some stupid hippy fuck, you still gotta stay sharp. 99% of people who use psychedelics get it wrong, they go too far and become blubbering children. Don't be like those people

do not under any circumstances try to solve your life problems without drugs.
BUT, when using drugs, your drug use should be an extension of your natural superiority over other people, it should only potentiate and enhance your decision making. If you become duller, you're doing something wrong.

>blah blah blah broads
who cares, grow up and make a decision

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Hey friend. I'm VHT heavy.

1200mg N-Aceytlcystine in the morning, and 600mg in the evening

I still love this image.

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how is amd's stock going to be affected when it's going to power the next generation of home consoles?

bull market is ON

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It could go up or down, or maybe stay flat.

why would it go down?

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>take the market day by day but lets be honest, we're in the golden bull run. if you arent buying youre dying
-Chris Ciovonet

Post your face when you realized Ratsu was right about everything

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Is this what irrational exuberance looks like?

Are you implying Steve would lie to us??

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Goddamn this woman is photogenic

But also, a total bimbo

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Rest in Peace to all Chinese internet media platforms

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>MFW all my trades from now on will be based on violation of bollinger bands + 3 day rule
Praise the golden bull!

I'm still not 100% sure the glomerulus is wrong about bonds. I'f I'd have listened to either one of them, I'd be sitting pretty right now. (I am not sitting pretty)

in english, please

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Maim reason for the most recent wave of censorship are:
2.) Sex-related theme/scene other than healthy, scientific sexual education
3.) Affirm, praise early love relationship between non-adults
8.) Promote, affirm bad view on family, bad view on love and marriage, and bad view on profiting
Among those content that are modified this time,
Changes to anime title name mainly correspond to (3.), (8.)
Cutting and censoring content mainly correspond to (2.)
Removal of kissing scene mainly correspond to (2.)
Editing of subtitles mainly correspond to (3.), (8.)
Remove keywords like fujoshi, yuri, harem

Ladies and gentlemen, we are super fucken green.

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>Vix keeps going down
Is anyone worried about how not worried the market is?

So... it looks like they're censoring anime? You circled what looks like the removing of a kissing scene? Why'd you circle that?

This is bad for BILI 100%, except that I'd assume this means they're complying, and thereby trying to stay on the government's good side.

Who made this announcement?
And why would it harm the rest of the internet media platforms?

Still don't get why he sold SOYB before they announced the farm aid bill...

Set your limit orders!

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You said I would make it with galectin therapeutics inc but instead I'm FINANCIALLY RUINED

but user its lower in price now then when I sold

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Can you tell me what is the name of that manga series please?

Huh. Well I just don’t commodities at all. Fuggit.

Boku no Hitler

lol no

daily reminder that 95% of stock pickers fail to beat SPY

I hope I wake up to my limit sells on NAKD selling brothers, because if I wake up to more dump and then I have to go wage on 6 hours of sleep I'm gonna kill myself

If you don't buy AMD right fucking now you are going to miss the train. It's gaining another 20% today, minimum.

I hope you are right because I’m all in, but I highly doubt we see more than 5% today. The xBox announcement is nice, but not that nice...

Fuck the xbox, I'm talking about the 3950x leak being confirmed. 16 core 4.7ghz dual chiplet processor that can run off 105w tdp and potentially shut off 1 chip for power savings under lower loads. If it's real the CPU market just got tossed on it's fucking head.

I do expect further gains today, but why the hell 20%? Are you drunk?

We're going to get a general bullrun due to lack of Mexican tariffs. It was already more or less known before that Xbox Scorpio is also going to be powered by AMD SoCs, so no surprises here. The leaked Navi GPU series doesn't seem too impressive as they're still playing catch-up with Nvidia. And while the leaked 3950X is nice, this shit is going to cost 700+$ based on the current pricing scheme, maybe even higher, depending on how binned this chips are. That's way too expensive for the gamer market except enhusiasts.

The only way we could see some serious gains is Ryzen 3000 being overclocking beasts on today's presentation, but with the given boost clocks, I doubt we're going to get much further beyond that.

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You'll see. Just hold on to your butt.

> Just hold on to your butt.

Oh, I will. That, and my AMD stocks.

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I got $100 from Schwab for opening a brokerage account. What should I buy with that $100?

find the lowest valued penny stock and become a majority owner of a defunct company

that doesn't sound very smart

$VRUS, friend.

no one here is stupid enough to buy a stock thats gone up 13x since december

but you got the 100 dollars for free so who cares

> Rate hiking in December
> Already looking at cuts

lmao predicted this shitshow last november

Your loss.

Pop Team Epic. It's a shitpost, but it's entertaining enough.

Well I got my limit orders in. Just waiting on Trump to send out another Trade War Tweet Bomb!. Comeon Trump don't let me down man!

I want to get into investing because I have some money lying around in my bank account. I thought about starting with 50-100k and if that goes well add at least 50k more per year.

So what should I do? I don't want to lose too much time doing personal research because I will never be able to compete with professionals using complex models and algorithms. Are there any easy options like putting my money into a fund? Or should I let my bank manage it?

can you explain why VRUS is a good buy?
$100 is still $100

100%+ increase in revenue YOY, projected for another year of that plus profits projected for this quarter.

Accredited investor has bought almost $2 mil dollars in stock, $500k of it was at market price($0.012 at the time). (So I guess this guy is stupid enough to spend $500k on a stock that has went up 13x since December)

It has 0 toxic notes and has received a $600k loan from a bank.

Has contracts signed for delivery of $25 million in revenue and has a backlog of $100m it can fund after the recent cash injection.

Recently acquired a snack company with an MLB license and will sell candy and icecream in 2500 locations (7-11, circle k, gas stations, etc) starting this summer.

There's more but if you're interested I invite you to do your own DD.

just get a vanguard or schwab account and buy mutual funds or ETFs
look for funds with good performance and low expense ratios (low fees)

see the OP, boomer investing 101

Should I buy now at 0.020 or wait for market to open?

>actually taking someone's advice on Jow Forums

Not advisable to rush into buying anything.

There's no pre/aftermarket on the OTC so you'd need to wait for market open either way.

In the meantime read up on the company and decide what a fair price for you is.

so, some dirty "instagram influencer" group just IPO'd on Friday and I missed it? up 88% in one day. Looks too good to be true?

Big market shat this week I hope. Trigger my limit orders. Come on Trump, let rip some more Trade War Tweets. T babes @ 31.77, GE @ 9.21, and KDP @ 28.35. Don't let me down man!

shuddup faggot

BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street Global Advisors index funds will continue to grow, and that voting in most significant public companies will come to be dominated by the future “Giant Three.”

> The Big Three have almost quadrupled their collective ownership stake in S&P 500 companies over the past two decades;

> They have captured the overwhelming majority of the inflows into the asset management industry over the past decade

> Each of them now manages 5% or more of the shares in a vast number of public companies

> They collectively cast an average of about 25% of the votes at S&P 500 companies.

The Big Three could well cast as much as 40% of the votes in S&P 500 companies within two decades.

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>buying GE

I looked at that but it lists endless research and reading material.
I am Swiss if that matters. Vanguard's Swiss site is very weird and Schwab doesn't have one. I can only find information about ETFs on their US site, not their site for Europe with is based in the UK.

Sounds nice. Which of the three do you recommend?

> mfw AMD

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i'm getting married! i feel sad that some people here will never experience love, something money can never buy.

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>I looked at that but it lists endless research and reading material.
it's an hour of reading you lazy shit. you'll always be poor.

The useless and obvious basics are 1 hour. The dozens of books they suggest reading aren't.

Daily reminder