Hows your first day at work, wagebitch?

I LOVE MY JOB

Been a wagecuck only 2 weeks of my life. Jesus how can people live like that?

Being neet is like staying home sick from school when you’re a kid. It’s cool at first thinking about everyone suffering at school while you’re comfy at home.

But then they get out of school and get to hang out and you can’t because you’re “sick”. The sadness hits you. Your day was pretty boring and everyone went on with their lives, without you.

Now imagine you’re in the prime of your life, with no skills, friends, money, rotting away in front of a screen, while everyone else is out playing without you.

>wagecuck doing easy job
>literally rich and enjoy my free time more
>have enough to own property and start a family

meanwhile NEET incel plays vidya gaymes until hes 40 and an heroes

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> Wagies unironically think it's impossible to make money if you don't work for someone else.

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>le self employed meemey

>Pleease hire me to do some art work for your company ;_; mummmy pls dont kick me out ! im going to get a contract soon!!

>low tier NEET clawing for any dopamine

jeez, it didnt take too long for the cope to start. like clockwork lmao

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kek, yet a NEET's whole life and these threads are pure cope

i have the following;

girlfriend
house
money
gaming pc
good car
access to great food and entertainment
living away from poor people
enjoy my free time more
job to keep me from becoming desensitized to relaxing
can go out and do anything
can have kids
can sit back when im 40+ and think "ah that was a good life"

what can you do? Ask your poor mother to make you chicken nuggets? masturbate daily and lower your testosterone even more?

lmao keep coping incel

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your tears sustain me oh wagie woo

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what tears? I have a great life and you are literally a mentally ill loser lmao. keep smelling your bedroom farts whilst mummy cleans your plates

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Otherwise you wouldn't get any joy out of life one can bet. A truly barren life of a low tier NEET

Look at this everyone, a textbook wageslave. His wagie mindset and low IQ won't let him think outside the box
> e-e-everyone who isn't a wagebitch like me must be poor
> t-t-the only way you can make money on your own is by being an artst
> what is starting your own business
> what is doing freelance work and getting to keep 100% of the profits you generate (unlike wagecucks who only get a small cut)
> what is taking advantage of internet and the hundreds of ways you can make GOOD money online

>t. poorfag who makes $20 a week on his ""freelance work""

i do appreciate your service everyday though, really i do. without your tax donations i wouldnt be comfy as i am right now, so from the bottom of my heart i do thank the pair of you for your service to the comfy industry

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Am guy who made the thread yesterday about becoming a wagie today.

Well it was really fun, at least today. They had someone come in for teaching corporate lifestyle. The activities he had us do were really fun. I interacted with real people today. Maybe being a wagie isn't all that bad but maybe its just the first day.
Commute was ~3hr though.

always a nice chuckle to see parasites trying to cope with hating their lives

you can have my tax money. im glad you are enjoying it.
It feels good knowing there's losers like you to make people like me look good.
Its nice knowing i have a 10/10 gf who i will be breeding with soon, whereas lazy mentally ill ""men"" like you make depression threads, play vidya until you are 40 and then an hero xD

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the cope continues, how long will it go on for? no one knows except the eternal wagie

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>NEET continues to parrot nonsensical meme talk
keep coping mr poorfag. you will never live life to the fullest. those bedroom farts are destroying your brain

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I have a high enough net worth that every time I’ve mentioned it on here most Anons assume I’m larping. Let’s just leave it at that.

okay poorfag

Kek you sound like a salty wagie

I'm getting paid to shitpost on Jow Forums while my boomer stocks make me a ton of money and I save even more money to invest.

Could be a lot worse DESU.

t. of poverty

You sound like a dopamine starved low-tier NEET

If you're making money you are always working for someone. If its yourself then you work for your customers then they are your bosses

Work? But it's a holiday. God bless the catholic church.

office farts are destroying yours
better get ready for black history month, then next month it's pride month and cock chastity month.
Keep the dress code on point or Mr.Goldberg will have you working on the weekend doing Stacy's entire workload.

>9 posts by this ID

The wagie life be a harsh mistress

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the absolute state of wagies in 2019

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i dont work in an office. i drive around, go to different places and get fresh air, see lots of fat asses and office worker roasties with nice legs in stockings

u mad incel?

you cant refuse service to your single boss as a wagie. if you have been to mcdonalds there is a sign no shirt no shoes no service. they serve who they want. much different situation

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Its fine but a coworker invited me to his birthday party lmao wtf ? why the fuck would i waste my precious free time talking bullshit wih people i usually hate 8 to 9 hours a day????!?!

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Ohhhh sheeeeeit
LMAO
Boiling your ass and getting hemorrhoids from sitting all day in cuckmobile
B-but I get to *watch* old roasties y-you incel
LMAO
I'm voting for higher taxes though, and Mr.Goldberg will do some saving on your wage.. better love your job;)

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For a non “wager” does that mean you just sit in mom’s basement and masterbait to anime? I’m not trying to claim superiority for be a wage cuck fagget but we’re atleast on par if that’s the case. I want out of the rat race as much as anyone, but I’m just to retarded to get out right now. If it is something other than mom’s basement please do tell.

Get a load of this little summer child

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they are just poor compulsive gamblers who continuously chase the next scamcoin hoping they'll "make it" when the crypto boat sailed years ago

It's not really

>chuck this through biz archive
>september 2018
>"about to move out with my gf, who im having kids with soon"
>june 2019
>"Its nice knowing i have a 10/10 gf who i will be breeding with soon"

Sounds like something isnt going to plan lmao

you'll never make it wagie

Hey ragie wagies, how's Monday going? I just woke up at 11 am, going to make some waffles then play some COD, sometime this afternoon I plan to take my bike out as the weather is nice out, how is your day? Been doing anything fun? Enjoying the weather?

OH WAIT YOUR CAN'T BECAUSE YOUR TOO BUSY BEING A WAGESLAVE HAHAHAHA

those with paranoid schizo or ptsd can net 1k a month through ssi if you live in the us. also called neetbucks. you gotta see a therapist and potentially go to court to prove it. theres also the create your own company route

>you can self employ and be a Not in Employment, Education, or Training
really make me do a thinkings

>plan to take the bike

Hahaha you know that is not going to happen, fiest you need to fap on your waifu pillow and mommy has brought you some fresh tendies, she only doesnt like the smell of sweat and manjuice in the room.

don't make him kill himself lmao. Someone has to keep my Cheetos resells through Amazon up top kek

fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I find it hilarious that every neet on Jow Forums is comfy and happy, going to the gym, eating healthy.
We all know that they're all about one fortnite loss away from swallowing a bullet.

i wanna kms

>hurr durr huhuh ur a WAGIEEE xDDDDD

Holy shit fuck off you pathetic underage pieces of crap, the only reason you don't have to work is because you all live in your mom's basement. Easy to call me a wagie online behind a screen because I am actually contributing to society by working and paying taxes. But if you said that to my face Id knock you the fuck out, because I can just tell you are all unfit as hell.

I've counted you making this thread 5 times today. Slow day?

>I am actually contributing to society by working and paying taxes
I'm a wagie too, but I'm not enough of an idiot to actually believe that handing my hared-earned money over to government to pay for niggers and spics to get fat on doritos and burritos is "contributing to society."

checked and agree
I'm 34 sitting here listen to my mom fight with her bank about her trust fund

yikes

Only faggots have never worked in their life, get a job and feel the real world

Checkem + green id

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neets are niggers, plain and simple

lots of ragie wagies in this thread

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jesus some wagie book salesman just showed up at my house and my mom invited him in is talking his ear off even though he's selling kids books

Are you margin trading or just have a huge stack

The autism behind these threads is above the roof - and I'm a psychologist who literally makes $140 an hour diagnosing these guys

>breeding

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i have 25k LINK, so i won't wagecuck for long! r-right?

you`ll be fine lad - 2 more years until freedom

Fuck I only have 1.5k

Also, my pension is fucked now because i NEETed between age 18-30. plz tell me my LINK will save me

Pretty good desu, hit the gym and got some sweat deadlift in then walked to work and listened to a podcast. Got some good work in and am now ahead of schedule and treated myself to tendies for lunch. Now just waiting for my 4pm and I'll probably leave early having earned another couple hundred bucks. My 401k and company pension will have grown a bit both in interest and because I earn money to grow it.

It must be so stressful to depend on the fickle market to provide all your income.

nice cope

>"Mr. President, do we really want him on board, I believe he had his chance?"
>"CZ, pump it"

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I have a friend like this, but isn't too up on his high horse. He has about a 80k net worth (depending on how the coins are doing). Although he makes similar jokes and me being a soon to be wagie, he consistently talks about how depressed he is. He lives with his parents who are tired of his lazy shit (although they are older and he helps around the house). He brags to me about going to rub and tugs or talking to pornhub girls. However he is very jealous of any talk of my pretty good sex life. Once his parents pass I do not know what he will do. It is a sad existence, but he pretends its not when the going is good.

Adults have birthday parties?

Its my second day thanks. Good because im a trust fund baby who is motivated. More crypto for me!

My idea of being a non-wagie is to save up to buy a shit-ton of rental properties, hire a management company to deal with the tenants, live off the income, and look for new investments/read/travel. That's the life

Horrible. I need to learn to do something freelance.