Watched a bunch of youtube videos of people hitting big on HL slots. This one dude JFK Slot Hits seemed to have really consistent wins. I think I can boil down what his system is without you guys paying for his shit. Watching enough videos I think I get what the strategy is.
Question to you guys though... anyone here have consistent wins at the casino on slots? High limit ones specifically.
he is winning cause he is sponsored
makes degenerate gamblers like you think you have a chance
NEVER. DO. SLOTS.
Out of all casino games, slots are the most crooked.
Jesus christ, biz.
>how do I beat a machine specifically programmed to scam and skim me ?
>slots are the most crooked
well, most consistent at least. But yeah, slots not a long-term viable earner, nor even a short-term one
Dude’s system...
> 1 hour max sessions
> Divide total budget by # of sessions
> Per session $100-$300
> High limit slots only
> Single pay line, 3 wheel slots
> $5, $10, $25 denominations
> 2 credit max slots... play max
> Cash out slip on 2x or 3x value
> Resume play by putting cash in
> Don’t play with cash out slips
> If you lose 33-50% budget, stop play or move to another machine
> Only play with budgeted amount
> Don’t cash pay slips till end of trip
Check out vids yourself. I’m skeptical, but I think I’m gonna try this at a casino soon.
What do you mean sponsored?
Easy with degenerate talk. This /Biz... we’re all degenerate crypto gamblers here.
Ding Ding Ding we have a winner. I assumed everyone on Jow Forums was a retard, but at least (you) proved me wrong.
Go back to plebbit homo
I understand it is pure coincidence but I’ve never lost on slots. First time ever I made $20 off $40, then I made $100 on $150, and finally last month in Vegas I dumped $200 into slots and walked away with $900 making a $700 profit.
No skill or “method” though, probably just dumb luck.
No money management strategy or anything? What were you playing?
Are you a casino gambler?
I was playing what “felt right” at the time honestly. The only real strategy I had for money management was if I put $40 or more in, I would pull out if I lost down to $20.
Other than that, legit just “feeling” was how I based what machines I would play, how long, or if I would go back to them later.
I also cashed my voucher after every single win that was more than $1, not sure if it’s just some latent form of autism, but I figure it’s more likely to hit thinking I’m a fresh player if I put cash in and not the voucher.
I profit when I know the game, go up do maxbid, maybe $20-100 on each machine just rotating through a cluster of same machiens til I hit the stupid super multiplier end game mode where I get a bonus prize and walk away after I hit it. Only did it on vacation visiting vegas and buffalo.
The best strategy for slots is simple: never play them. If you do, expect to lose lots of money.
There's vids of people just like him that make their money pretty much from youtube monitization, so make sure you look presentable and film everything with pro editing
it means him and the company that hosts the slots have a deal
his account is flagged for higher win rate so he can make youtube videos showing all the money he's made
then you see those free advertising videos and go oh wow I can win money too
so you go to the site and start gambling all your money away
I think there is something to the voucher thing cause thats basically what the guy I was watching did
Lucky dubs confirm
Thats cool if he’s making youtube bux but how does that explains a ton of videos of him hitting handpays
He was at all different casinos though and he didn’t really plug one specific one
You need to take your post to r/degenerategamblingfaggot
>100 on 150
Thats a loss tho
Advertising dude, they let him win and he makes a vid of it and plebs flood in to use his system. He is getting paid outside of youtube vids
I used to program these for a living. You are a fucking idiot
What was it like? Is it programmed to have 100% probability for machines to profit over the average amount of plays? What else do you know about casinos? I think card shufflers might be rigged too for the "individual" that seems to be playing for the house at some places but idk
Care to elaborate?
you're retarded. does that help?
Go look up CSGO gambling and don't send any money to an online casino. I can't believe this needs to be said
Machines are set to be truly random with a weighting function tipping the odds to the house's favor for whatever the max is for the state. Each machine/group also has a weighting function to make them more likely to win but always less than 50%
I promise you, there is no system for slots. If there was, I'd publish it and make bank since I was a consultant and didn't sign an NDA
What about card shufflers though and the decks they have under there? Have you heard any stories, or know of any other consultants in that sphere?
I love holdem but I swear the few times I've gone I get robbed. Granted Im also drunk when playing heh, but just wondering if its best to just play with bros and manual shuffling
Kek
>What about card shufflers though and the decks they have under there? Have you heard any stories, or know of any other consultants in that sphere?
no, but honest to god, for the life of me, I have no idea why anyone would put money into a casino in any form for any other reason than to burn their fucking money for the hope of hitting a jackpot or some shit
It truly is mystifying
is that an alpaca?
Namely blackjack though. Why dealer always get one more than me or push when I finally have a strong hand of at least 20 JUST
If there is one thing I've learned in life, it's not try to explain the why to gamblers. Even though you are mathematically right, they will just reeeeee out and not believe you....and keep losing their fucking money
I think the idea is they get addicted to winning, and don't care as much about the actual net loss.
This thread is obvious shilling.
Thats kinda smart. Get 3 $50 bills
Play until $0 on all the bills on 3 different machines that you like, dont play with the cashout paper thing. If you lose it all, owell u gambled and had some mild entertainment. If you win you win some money and had some entertainment. The key is to not invest anyhing substantial like over $150
I go like twice a year to the casino tho
OP
Youll never know.
Suck it
They are employed by the mob they raise the ya out percentages on the slots they play to bait you into spending ur savings on some flashing lights and sounds. Just buy bitcoin