What is the best and quickest way to kms?

What is the best and quickest way to kms?

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All in chainlink

Have a lot of birthdays

Lots of birthdays = lots of balloons = lots of helium

you are going to get banned, get some help user

tall building
big ass bridge
or go to a gun range to e"enjoy" the weekend and put a couple on the target and one in the the head

a bullet might go wrong, do you know how many people end up half dead because they had the wrong angle?

Stand directly under a falling anvil.

Oh man, i already want to hate fuck emma watson, but that look right there? It would be such a pleasure to beat it off of her face

ask for 2 guns and do the needful sir

unironically, not this. this is fast, but horrifically painful. There are better less-painful methods, like Carbon Monoxide inhalation.

Unless you're in chronic pain or something I'd say give life another chance.

cash out your crypto
hire a pornstar who does big anal gaping videos
lube her well and insert your arm over and over again to get a feel
put oil all over your head
insert your head in her asshole
take deep smells until you run out of oxygen
desu it's a good way to die

eat a vegan diet

Take all of your money to Thailand and bang bargirls until you catch AIDs.

setting yourself on fire on the whitehouse lawn to create more memes.

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Should have another column for messiness. Some of us care who has to clean it up.

based
"death inside a brapper" thats a good headline user, go for it

if you care enough who has to clean it up then you still have enough to live for desu

rape emma watson

charge at cops with a gun when they come for u

Back when Saddam was in power he'd offer money to the families of suicide bombers.
Too bad Iraqi money is worth shit compared to the USD.

I'VE REACHED MY LAST RESORT *BRAP*
SUFFOCATION *BRAP*
NO BREATHING *BRAP*

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Overdose. you might aswell go out high

I never understood how someone can fuck up a bullet to the head so badly.

Don’t stick the gun in your mouth, and don’t put it under your chin. Just put the barrel right up against the side of your temple and blow both sides of your brain to bits. 100% foolproof

Just get help, user.Do some good for the world before you go.

it's free for bbc I'm sure.

Call 911 and say there's a gunman at your house. When the cops come, walk outside with your hands in your jacket pockets. Once they aim their guns at you reach inside and pull out your phone really fast and point it at the first cop you see.

Only works in America btw

Tried this before. I woke up in the hospital very upset. Snorted a gram of meth

Shoot up a massive amount of heroin, and make sure to do it in a place where they won’t find you in time to save you