/smg/ - Stock Market General

rubber band edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

for GALT bagholders, those who cannot distinguish different types of funds, and me because my TDA funds aren't settled and I can't buy VRUS:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

last time on smg

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Pathetic
Weak human beings

FUCK GRUMMAN

Can we get a round of applause for our BASED president?

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I thought it was pasta.

buying some barilla stocks now

Third for BBQ

Bro GALT is seriously underperforming.

There is money to be made elsewhere.

SESN for example.

>Bigfoot Project Investments Inc. is an early-stage company. The Company is engaged in finding, documenting and collecting evidence of the existence of the creature known as Bigfoot.

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Pendy has transcended humanity

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Still getting the hang of this investing thing. Was hoping the market would go lower and stay there longer so I could buy cheapies, but whatever I guess.

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Ok bulls you had ur funweek

Time for bear season again

fuck blomphffff

Raytheon is going to make anime real
but the government will classify it

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Nintendo stock i swear if you don't start going up soon I'm gonna flip baka

If devauled currency puts US at disadvantage, we should devalue our currency also...

LCI is another dumpster fire

When they say "sir, we're closing in 5 minutes" I just sit there. Only losers leave! Call the cops, I don't care. I'll sit here alone, in the dark. All night if I have too. And if they say I left? Fake news, folks.

Thank you Su Bae, whom without I would still be at -33%. Thou wondrous products rebirthed mine portfolio and I am forever grateful. It is time I pursue other avenues of thrills and adventure, but hold fast! One day I shall return to AMD and to thee. Hark, the gains, they sound near. Hurriedly, I chase! Forevermore steadfast!

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Remember Pendy was also shilling VTGN which is pretty much near all time lows at .80 cents.

Is a munibond ETF as safe as a T bond ETF in the event of a massive crash?

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I am becoming stronger

Chicken Soup for the Soul is also apparently a stock (CSSE)

Post P/L on GALT

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Not at all.

Trips mean u gotta. Let‘s see that $800 pendyboi.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Doggo of the DOW episode

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Trump really is the ultimate boomer.

Will when I get back to my computer
I posted in an earlier thread that I was down about 14% all time yesterday
Probably closer to 20% or so now
Not ideal, but it's what happens when you put everything in one volatile stock
If I didn't believe in it long term, I never would have bought it in the first place
The company's fundamentals have only gotten better, I have no reason to sell

Just checked, it's actually 15% now
Apparently it was 11% yesterday

what relatively cheap dividend stocks (

POST
SCREENSHOT
BITCH
TITS

The bottom is in for USO. Set your longs.

im literally shaking right now, gusys do you think this is gonna wpork>? I have my life savings on this trade i cant pull out ahghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>wrgsg agonn baaiy

SOXS saving my ass once again.

SONYCHADS RISE UP

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RIP

Buy KHC if you wanna make it.

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Good Lord, what the fuck?

I am going to keep posting about the need for levered SPLV funds until someone makes them happen

lmaao

Goat semen

>bull flag on friday
>gap up on monday
All this setup yet we failed spectacularly. This is horrible.

It's a pouch of ranch dressing designed to trick kids into eating salads.

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LEG

this is it
THIS IS THE END
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Why'd you do that user

this
LEG is a big buy now for dividond lovers

Did he dead?

Don't worry user, bulls will always make it

QUINTIPLE TOP

who else is all in on fiver IPO tomorrow? Never bought on IPO, if I have a strong belief it's going up, should I limit buy a bit higher than the launch price of 15? Or should I market buy?

Loaded up the SCHB boat on heavy margin, adios amigos

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>i will shill your penny stock on /smg/ for $5

Ah so (probably) because of what's currently happening at Hong Kong, websites like bilibili have to remove all live streams that are from outside Mainland China

Childs
Small and weak

dude, I think fiverr is retarded. Old money is buying retarded stocks right now to try to get on the millennial hype train; look at the Revolve launch a week ago. They literally sell clothes on instagram.

with that being said, I do have some doubts. Looks at freelancer's launch on the Australian market back in 2013.

Boomer here, what buttons do I press on my phone (android btw (by the way for other boomers)) to make the robinhood phone game app to make money?

Small and short human beans

Let me AskJeeves that for you

ding dong dang dong dang dong dong dang! how is erry body doing? :P tell me your positions and stop levels

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>Anons who had Pendulum as the next tripfag to suffer a schizophrenic break, please collect your earnings after market close.

We hab hear a bery bad number a signs fer the market today

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and just like baggy told us oil is about to suduko, tahnks baggy :^)
traders on the street taking long lunches today

He has become immune to the bullshit price action. He has transcended humanity. As have I.

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who here LABD master race?

SPX huge short with stop at 2910, you are welcome

post yfw he sells at $3

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Lmfao

u trying to trick :P

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The GALT/LCI index is somehow up today, at 0.66, rising above the key 0.65 level
If LCI can get some momentum under it and drive the index back down towards 0.6, even under 0.6, it’s good news for LCI and bad news for GALT
But if we stay above 0.65, it’s still neutral territory

>she just walked up to me, said “THIS MARKET WANTS CHEAPIES!” and kicked me in the dick. Then she took my wallet and ran away...

i'm financially ruined.......

Good

post your face when you realize its actually designed to trick kids into eating partially hydrogenated soi oil

>The GALT/LCI index is up today
>Both memestocks are down more than 3%
You might wanna double check your accounting there, doesn‘t seem GAAP compliant to me.

I have shares of INTC at an average price of $47.03. Bought because today I'm wearing my lucky underwear. Also bought because the technicals show a possible squeeze coming, hopefully I picked the correct direction.

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todays sell off pretty crazy
very rhythmic selling weird stuff
hopefully seller leaves us alone for rest of day o_o

should completely recover if seller done

Sure it's GAAP-compliant: Generally Accepted Asspounded Positions

I like that you are embracing your new name

what did you buy......

Good afternoon!

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negative divided by a negative is a positive, thats basic shit

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absolutely disgusting, this is sexual assault and she needs to be sent to jail

Funny joke

>tfw no big tiddie maths gf to differentiate curves with

Imagine if the roles were switched. If a male said that and started undressing he'd be blacklisted from society, lose his tenure, and probably end up having to anhero. True equality does not exist.

>transcendent

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WTF

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Shoulda bought $VRUS.

If SPX closes at or above today high, I'll eat my shorts

Is LGCY going to recover from bankruptcy?

>PROTIP

Good job, Yesterday's OP user! I'm proud of you. :')

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shit wtf did you do

Something is jacked-up with the intertubez at my office. It's been giving me periodic errors every time I try to post.

based and buffettpilled

Is it the new KHC? How high is it going?

easiest falling knife buy of life
when selling rythmic, buy then go on picknic

:/

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Look at the bottom, where it says what the 52 week high is? Then look at what it says today’s high is.

You need to zoom out, look at the 3 month, 1 year, and 5 year charts, then tell me you would have wanted to try to call the bottom on this housefire.