WTF you can't cash out of crypto?

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you used to could buy games with it on steam but they removed it when they found out it had no value.

Cant even buy free games I could pirate with this fake money.

crypto might be the future but FIAT will always be your god.

>cashing out to be spending your (((money)))

weew... we got a new one here!

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excuse me can u not withdraw cash on coinbase?

You can. But Coinbase probably isn't the best site for it.

>trolling

do u have a withdrawal loicence m8

lol, everyone knows you can't cash out.
crypto is meant to be held until it's the de facto currency

CashApp is supposedly working on accepting bitcoin....I use them for buying bitcoin and have been very happy, I'll suck their dick if they enable withdraws to fiat

sauce for pic sir?

-pajeet

>How come no one told me you can't cash out of this shit?

Dude, there's literally memes about this. It's always been known that you can't cash out. It's either your bank that will fuck you with any excuse they can or if you can somehow convince your bank the taxman will assume you're a terrorist or something and take all your money. Once you're in this you're literally IN dawg, there's no such thing as cashing out.

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No, you cant just try it

bro just buy gold or silver bullion and cash out at a coin shop or private mint. You can actually get some pretty fucking sweet deals and save on (((premiums))) if you buy with bitcoin.
Does this actually count as money laundering?

There are several ways to withdraw, but they’re all considered “investments”. In my experience, drugs are a great “investment”.

(I’m kidding mods pls no ban)

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Don't you just exchange your crypto for fiat on a fiat compatible exchange then transfer the fiat to your bank account? Obviously you don't just bring your fucking crypto shit to a bank like a retard. They obviously aren't going to take it.

Remember this happen to my brother last year, he wanted to cash out his tether from the 2017 bull run and he bought BTC but then the bank explained to him that its not possible, he looked totally silly and the superviser lady tried so hard to not laugh at him but yeah anyway I thought at this point everybody knew you cannot cash out crypto (?)

you can easily buy steam cards on bitrefill though

Yes, OP probably has his crypto in either a hardware wallet or standalone wallet on pc.

OP, register yourself on an exchange that has a wallet and fiat balance system built in.
Transfer your crypto and sell it there.
The bank cannot deny a transaction since you are getting paid by the exchange in fiat like any other transaction.

OP did you really try to cash crypto through a bank? The archenemy of crypto?

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Op is an idiot

I have no intention of ever cashing out. I treat crypto as a video game in which I try to get the highest score possible.

I have some bad news for you buddy.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

I never had a problem.

>responding to stale pasta

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yeah i've cashed out money through coinbase before, but only through paypal and that was 2 years ago.. who knows if we can actually still get out?

This FUD is so stupid and old. Don't know if it is a troll where you are actually this stupid, or you think you are smart enough to convince other stupid people who are more with this, or you think you're cool by repeating a joke meme. I cashed out mostly early 2018 and then re-entered early this year.

You can and if you cant then just transfer your crypto to some other exchange.
There are a lot of scam exchanges so be warned.
Don't use coinbase.

nononnoonno I ACTUALLY CANNOT CASH OUT! My bank is blocking deposits into my debit account from all crypto exchanges. WTF why did biz say it's just a meme??

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I know, no one understands, just try it yourself!

#12 is literally the perfect female form. Bet I could still break her though :)

based af

just tried to cash out and my bank blocked it but it's ok I'm in it for the tech

look schlomo simply buy gold with crypto and sell gold hey ho

hahaha, let me ask you a question, HAVE YOU TRIED to cash out? at least ONE fucking time? If you haven't go and see for yourself. There's plenty of people on the internet already realizing it, that it's all a sham, and this shit is going to explode at any time. Consider all your investment a loss and just start investing in REAL things instead of "muh digital assets".
Don't say I didn't warn you.

yea, I've cashed out once or twice on CB. no prob. what gives? if your bank says no, just say "ok. I'd like to close my account" and go find a bank that does.

Her tits are so perfect, bros. How do I cope with never cumming insider her?

just nut on the screen and smear it around user, that's the closest any of us will ever get, sadly.

Honest question, how many of you biztards have an exit plan?

Bitch, I dare you to try and pass that by me again

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You can at least jerk your little winky off to her.
Anri Okita

Go out onto the street and rape the hottest woman you can find. Do this enough until you feel satisfied.

how come?

Everyone stop replying to these data mining threads.

Have sex

I hope not, kek. I havent bought any of my boomer metal with btc, but I do know that it's pretty much the second best/cost effective way to save on premiums (aside from wire transfers on massive amounts).
If you got audited and didnt have the gold/silver anymore, The Man might view it as laundering or tax evasion.

one of the best

Kraken?