/smg/ - Stock Market General

Wrong end of a pump and dump edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

for GALT bagholders, those who cannot distinguish different types of funds, and me because my TDA funds aren't settled and I can't buy VRUS:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

last time on smg

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Other urls found in this thread:

zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-11/pinterest-bans-zero-hedge-adding-porn-domain-block-list-used-target-conservatives
marketwatch.com/story/trump-i-have-no-interest-in-trade-deal-until-china-reverses-its-stance-2019-06-11
nypost.com/2019/06/11/hong-kong-will-beijing-send-in-the-tanks/
cnn.com/asia/live-news/hong-kong-protests-june-12-intl-hnk/index.html
bls.gov/news.release/pdf/realer.pdf
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

BABA

SDYL is leveraged, you mean SPLV,which you've been posting about enough now pls stop

I am going to keep demanding a levered SPLV fund until they make one

Winning.

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I’m a literal fucking genius for trading in my GALT bags for VUZI three days ago.

Dumping half of VUZI after a 70% gain and going all in call at $3 once Pendulum sells his bags.

GALT***FUUUUCK

I am finally ready for the Golden Bull

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How do people even fuck up the new breads, I just copy and paste with two tweaks. I'm taking advice from these people? Jesus fuck

so am I,lol

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Why PINS? Does anyone you know even use Pinterest? I've never liked the website

had to go with Ultra Paradise on this one
if I was really tryhard I would have found a tilted can to match perspective

I feel like there are people in these threads who don't Jow Forums much, or at least they might not really understand what a general thread is
it was like last week or the week before that the MAJORITY of new threads were blundered
this general sets the lowest standards imaginable for OPs, coherent discussion, and posting any kind of content

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We are gonna make it bro

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I don't think this is the lowest standard for coherent discussion, literally the rest of biz is nothing but P&D shilling

Why is CPRX constantly tumbling? Is it because no news for a long time, with the last news being negative?

Are you talking about CPRX as in Catalyst Pharmaceuticals? 5yr 1yr 3m 1m 1w 1d are literally all green

Well aside from the BYND ipo they've the only ones here recently that got there shit in order. Growing users, shrinking debt, not burning cash like mad. They are growing at a nice clip each year. SPF is kinda the same - taking full advantage of the "healthy food" fad, growing like mad.

What dp you guyz think about IPOs tommorow?

oh the rest of Jow Forums has and probably always will be garbage it's true
but those aren't even aspiring to be general threads, it is by nature incoherent advertising
but on other boards there are decent general threads. I'm thinking g, sp, fit in that order. ck and out sort of , but too low volume
I actually don't know about /vg/ because I haven't been there since ~2013

THE BIGGER THE PLUNGE, THE BETTER IT IS FOR INVESTORS.

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Plus if they grow large enough perhaps a nice FAANG will show interest. PINS makes a nice pile from ads to.

Fresh PINS news
zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-11/pinterest-bans-zero-hedge-adding-porn-domain-block-list-used-target-conservatives

Any idea on next market crash?

CHEWY looks interesting. Kinda going the Amazon way only using Pet stuff as the fuel. Which ain't a surprise, the CEO used to work for Amazon.

>pets.com is back
alright im selling everything

>4% of all stocks account for all gains in the last 100 years
Buy large cap dividend payers and you will make it, frens.

CrowdStrike is another one. Deals with cyber security from all angles. Surprised it ain't gotten bought out yet considering online security is a big thing now.

You need to try a automated cryptocurrency trading program.
bitmeo.com

marketwatch.com/story/trump-i-have-no-interest-in-trade-deal-until-china-reverses-its-stance-2019-06-11

bears we are back in bidness

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VTSAX

Avg: $70.11
Shares: 114.100
Total Cost: $8,000.00

VTSAX

My purchases for calendar year 2019 so far, feeling pretty comfy right now. I love this sideways market I just keep to keep accumulating total market at $70/share levels, wont be long before we are up above $100 and start splitting and then the real returns begin

VTSAX

He has no interest in trade deal period. He's been a Tariff Man since the 80s and hasn't changed his position

Aren't you worried about a recession? What if VTSAX shares go below 70?

then buy more, best not to let your ego think you're smart enough to time the market and just get your money in consistently

why AT&T? For the dividends?

Normally I would agree with the DCA strategy; however, right now we are primed for a recession don't you think? I feel like buying now would be analogous to buying btc at 20k rather than waiting on the sidelines for a few months to buy at 3k.

If it were so self-evident, people would already be selling. I understand your thinking and I think a recession will come, but what if it doesn't, or isn't that deep? Most of the evidence shows that just consistently buying an index does better than trying to time it. Sure you might get lucky... but you might not. People have been calling the top for years now, and its just kept going up

the Fed has literally already come out and said they would implement QE again if things start going south

So you're saying we are basically Japan in the 1990s? Just a sideways market for decades to come?

>right now we are primed for a recession don't you think?
That's what they said last December, and then the market tested the bottom and bounced right back up.
We are NOT going to have a recession going into an election year with the leadership we have in place right now. Ain't gonna happen, no way no how

Only up buddy, this is America

>Larry

What is different about now and december ?

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so you shorted BTC from 20k to 3k on 1000x leverage and are now retired, right?

Nothing goes up forever, we've been in a 10 year bullrun, surely things must correct?

>imagine not being all in Crypto
Sorry user, I’m just here making about 20% gainz on daily basis for the past month..........how are your boomer stocks doing?

I never messed with btc, just a little bit of eth.

I agree with you, it takes 10 years for VTSAX to give you a 2x return on your investment...and this is assuming ideal conditions. In crypto, you can invest in almost any project in the top 30 and you will most likely get at least a 10x on your investment within the next 2 years, especially with the btc halving.

nope
see you at SPX 3k, 4k ect

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What makes you so certain? Because of QE?

Those two women have the billion dick stare

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Because companies will make more money and thus go up in value

That's one reason. The other is that unless something really fucked happens T will always be there and so will his Divvy. They're into so many diverse markets that the economy as a whole would have to just shat. Just like Disney; they'll be there forever (or till Florida sinks; whichever comes first)

that's just the crazy look in the eyes, super crazy
the thousand cock stare looks way more dead in the eyes. more lifeless in general.
those chicks look like the type that might have seen a few dozen cockles, but are way more crazy (like energetic, manic). these are the ask to see your manager types

So what you are saying is recessions are a thing of the past now?

Nyow you understand
Try not to let too many in on this secret

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Then there's my trump card: AMRN. He'll bring me between 18 - 40k alone in Profit. Enough to cover even at the low end my entire investment amount with extra to spare. My other holdings would be just extra gravy then.

It is absurd to think recessions are extinct now...

When you hear about stock brokers offing themselves from 40 story buildings in New York then you need to worry. Then it's time to make a run to the bank and get all the cash you can.

I knew women in school like that I guess. I think you can really read people on how they look or how they look at your.
Maybe it's instinct or something

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maybe absurd, and thats why Ill get the full return of the bullrun. Others can remain frugal or fearful, only winners win

Friendly reminder that a risk-balanced portfolio is no more than 30% stocks.

Make sure to tighten up your long term and intermediate term bond holdings for the road ahead (40% and 15% respectively) and hedge 15% into commodities & precious metal ETFs.

I'm sitting on half my networth in checking waiting on a market crash before I go back in and buy VTSAX

This is some Glenn Beck tier advice. Might as well call Goldline!

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/smg/ and Jow Forums in general is just a bunch of kids & wannabe business men.
Yall think you're some kind of Wolf or Wallstreet or something lmao

HERE'S A TIP FROM A PRO: classically longing/shorting stocks, options, contracts, is not how you make money in the stockmarket. You're doing it wrong, as a matter of fact, Everyone is doing it wrong so it's not your fault.

(The secret is doing a trade where you can't loose money)

interpret that as you will

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nypost.com/2019/06/11/hong-kong-will-beijing-send-in-the-tanks/

Hong Kong user are you okay?
DO you need us to send in a carrier battle group or two to extradite you to safer venue?
pls respond
ya we get it you just found out about spreads

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are you waiting for a (if it ever comes) big crash? Like 2008 level?

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I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

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Yes I am.

Then tell me this fag, when is the next crash?

We found out where the bottom of the market was.
Subsequently we saw great retail sales numbers during Christmas
All of the hurr durr bear market wishers got their shit pushed in
Muh TSLA fags are finally going to see a profit
Basic economic factors are strong, e.g. unemployment, GDP, salaries and wages
President seems to be negotiating wisely with tariffs and trade

Can’t believe it get these galt cheapies and im comfy with my hundred of warrants. Even made enough money in short terms to cover the cost of buying these heavy bags, going to the moon.
Where my LCI boys at?

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BOX SPREADS ARE FOR BLACKS AND QUEERS. I ONLY DO NAKED CALLS IN A BEAR MARKET.

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Amrn is trash, shit is falling hard

cnn.com/asia/live-news/hong-kong-protests-june-12-intl-hnk/index.html

I'm probbbly going to sleep now but this Hang Kang thing is pretty big news, will be very interesting to see if Xi puts his foot down
If things get violent (30years and 8 days after the June 4th incident), could put a huge amount of pressure to not be friendly with China about the trade deal

very unlikely that things turn violent, but it is looking like China is turning up the heat on HK politically, will probably continue to suppress judicial and legislative process

Could lead into a very exciting G-20 ;^)

AFAIK we haven't heard from the Hong Kong user in ~10 hours, hoping to hear from that poster about their thoughts :)

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we need a call bc the market is too static and calm rn. There's no vibration no energy no excitement, not like it was in 2009-2016

The only excitement we got was from brexit

this is one method that i wanna try next crash.
Wait until market collapses
Every 100 points the s&p500 drops, buy

eventually the market will go back up in a couple years time

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The post you responded to is copypasta

we need a crash*

what happens if we continue the golden bull and you are stuck with your dick in your hands.

At least i bought the June 3rd bottom

boardroom jimmy killed me back in the day

I'm in LCI at 6.43 average, contemplating realizing losses at 6% if we ever get there again, I'd rather more on to large caps and write covered calls than pray this BioMeme recovers

I'm hoping it is soon senpai. I'm 50% cash and 50%in BABA, VHT and my roth ira. Thinking of cashing out of VHT though to have more cash on hand for a market recession.

Well I'm booked but I find it highly likely but surely you can agree next recession we will be lower than we are today.

Someone explain me why why we’re going to goldenbull?
Because COT and QE and Orangeman meme magic?

This yield curve inversion is starting to concern me.

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the 2-10 never inverted mister. The short term inversions were caused by rapid and forced dovish stance by the fed
Cot shows the failures of small specs week by week.
tax cuts and inflation alone will take the SPY above 300

>going to goldenbull

The theory goes that all other forms of investment (bonds, foreign currencies, etc...) will be so garbage that everyone will have no choice but to throw it into SPY. Fueled by cheap or free loans.

If you believe that, you'd be better off buying Bitcoin TBQH.

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Right here, good sir. Writing options has done well these last two months.

LCI is a generic pharmaceutical manufacturer. I don't think that's what most people mean by "biotech."

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Rorposter is a mental incompetent. He is just copying the language of what he saw other people say about their bags from LPTX, etc. He has made the serious error of thinking that when a trip speaks authoritatively it means they know what they’re talking about.

Warned you about those biomemes bro :^)

>Basic economic factors are strong, e.g. unemployment, GDP, salaries and wages
>strong wage growth
>what is underemployment

bls.gov/news.release/pdf/realer.pdf

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2-10 seems like only a matter of time though... I’m not sure that rate cuts are really going to reverse that trend.

People have stopped talking about it though, so the risk of “talking ourselves into a recession” has probably lessened.

Retail sales numbers have cratered ever since...

I was feeling a little bit uncertain about Galt's share price, but it turns out that WalletInvestor gives it a 1-year target price of $6.23.

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bro, we go to all time highs every time after the 2-10 inversion in history. market makers use that year long period to create bear traps... its just another piece to the spy 300 theory

Spy 300 theory?

some of the great minds of the sp500 like Ken Moraif think there will be an inversion early 2020, so with that timeframe there should be a new high or two which is basically 300 2019

>some of the great minds of the sp500 like Ken Moraif
>Ken Moraif
>the guy running the "Retirement Planners Of America" scam

JUST

I got 750 bucks, where do I put it lads?

Sell the deepest in the money calls on SPY that you can find.

Buy ODP.

I didn't think you could sink any lower than wanting to fuck the feet of children, but now you've gone full furry?

Which do you recommend?

Reminder that you would never had known SESN existed if I hadn't originally mentioned it