Dude just wage slave for like 50 years lmao

Unless you come from a wealthy family, you will have to wagecuck in order to gain the capital required to invest and let the money do the work for you.

I've been doing this for 4 years now

1.5x12x4+growth and dividends means I'm sitting at $100k

> 6.8k / mo take home after taxes and 401(k)
> ~1.5k / mo 401(k)
> ~1.5k / mo ESPP
> 2k / mo VTSAX
> ~2.5k / mo mortgage/HOA/insurance/property tax
> ~500 / mo food/clothes/etc

Am I ever going to /make it/?
I hate my job and it's making me bitter and jaded about life

Bet that sucks. Nothing to do all day? I’d go crazy... haha

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>24 and chronically masterbaiting in my mom's basement with my allowance ALL IN on link
Imagine being this gay

>Just wageslave for 50 years

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Fresco was the best of the forced memes

Gotta get that second major/masters/PhD/unpaid internship out of the way.

Then, heck, by the time you're retirement age people will be living longer than ever and Social Security will have been looted. So 25 to 75 is actually pretty accurate.

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>can't do a basic formula in excel
>thinks social security will actually exist past 2027
>thinks pensions are actually going to be paid out in full
>happy that shekelstein gives them a week of vacation per year

the confused state of your average boomer right here

So basically dude just wageslave for life? Fuck me

>dude just

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This is why I am on crypto and shitcoins...

Yeah that's about it. For that reason you have to improvise adapt and overcome.

Oh Wagecuck
Oh Wagecuck
Woe to the slave of the paystub

Oh Wagecuck
Oh Wagecuck
You toil and spoil
Fucking Wagecuck

Jewish play money
Jewish Time sink
You come home empty, tired, barely able to blink
Consume your meals and piss in the sink

Oh Wagecuck
Oh Wagecuck
No talking
No Smiling
Goldberg's Wealth is Piling
Your day is gone
What a fucking Wagecuck

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>piss in the sink
Sorry, some of us actually have to pay our water bills.

That’s why you piss in the sink, user

I piss in the sink because it's closer and more comfortable

also less messy since the sink is pretty much at dick level. so no splash. only downside is you have to clean it more than usual or it will start to smell of urine pretty bad.

That's what I meant, the NEET's poem seemed like it was insulting that water conservation measure.

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come from poor as shit family, worked 0 days in my life, have over 100k$ in crypto and 200k in cash