Who shitting at work here?
Who shitting at work here?
Luis Johnson
Oliver Baker
I am currently, shitting and browsing Jow Forums in the morning or after lunch is maximum comfy
Nathaniel Edwards
>reporting to the wage cage at 6AM
>catching butt crabs from filthy public toilet seatd
Kayden Brooks
Im sitting at home on the toilet
I just woke up its around 10:00pm
I haven’t really worked since 5 years
Joshua Diaz
I literally just took a huge shit. But I'm at home. east coast here, 6:30am. Had a massive dinner yesterday, half duck, fish fillet, 8oz tenderloin which gave me massive heartburn all night and the shits this morning. I don't "work" lol but I'm probably going to put in a couple hour sessions of vidya.
Gavin Howard
I fucking hate that everyone does this, disgusting.
Robert Hughes
>Not keeping a container of Lysol wipes to clean off the toilet seat every time you return to your humble stall
Daniel Myers
>doing the literal, physical, actual job of a janitor
>for free
Wagecucks never cease to amaze me.
Daniel Gomez
Wageing and takeing a dump rn
Henry Hernandez
>Spending the rest of the day walking around with a shitty greasy asshole and a nice, growing skid mark.
Literally sub-Pajeet levels of shittery.
Parker Flores
Lucas Gutierrez
I shit at work.
>not squatting on the seat land improving both flexibility and knee mobility in the process
Pleb.
I bring my own wipes to clean the butthole, also never had a skidmark, I'm not an amerishart though.
Jayden Bell
Three times a day senpai
Jacob James
>literally sitting on toilet
disgusting
Parker Jones
dump it
Adam Morris
The Pajeets got it right - squat shitting is the way to go
Eli Harris
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime,
That's why I poop on company time!
Ian Morales
Currently taking a shit at work captain
Xavier Thompson
Were wipes or not, an asshole is never clean without a shower or wash. It takes the sphincter a few minutes to fully seal.
Elijah Carter
You're literally not absorbing nutrients if you empty your bowels 3 times per day..
Levi Morris
GETTING PAID TO POOP
Mason Thompson
There should be a daily /shit/ general where we check in and post beautiful work turds.
Joseph Mitchell
Based
Joseph Ross
I shit a work all the time, I never flush the toilett or wash my hand
Blake Wright
based pajeet. do you give your boss a firm handshake after too?
Gabriel Baker
Wassup work shitters.
In my car just waking up from a nap. I easily spend 2 hours a day rotating through bathrooms. Sometimes I nap. Mostly I just post here.
Samuel Carter
>Were wipes or not, an asshole is never clean without a shower or wash
That's why you take showers everyday, microparticles of feces won't kill you and it's not like you rub your butthole on people, fucking automysophobes.
>It takes the sphincter a few minutes to fully seal.
Maybe in amerishart, land of the fecal incontinence.