well, looks like youtube is blocked on the company laptop. I was going to play one of those "x for 10 hours" videos. Any way I can appear to be active for the next 8 hours?
Pretending to wage
Charles Morris
Bentley Sullivan
do your job faggot
Andrew Williams
hope you're not stupid enough to browse Jow Forums on your company computer
Evan Young
>tfw did this once on a primary (elementary) school computer when i was working as IT support
Joshua Brown
I do on my companies wifi on my personal laptop. I use TailsOS out of paranoia though.
John Clark
just listen to podcasts
i like ancient history shit, but pick whatever u can listen to for 8 hours
Eli Gonzalez
I browse Jow Forums at work
I redirect Google to bing
I disabled the Google my business new reviews to show up on company gmail, because my boss is a whiny bitch/ass hole so when new shitty reviews pop up for him being a piece of shit, I don't have to listen to him whine
I'm about to block all my stupid bosses auction sites he keeps buying crap on because I'm the poor fuck that has to go get it, only reason I haven't is because I like watching him waste his money
Jackson Williams
I don't want to listen to shit on the company laptop. I just want the fuckin thing to ilde in the corner of my apartment and show me as available on skype while I sit around naked and play with my dick. Nobody asks me for anything when I'm in the office, so why should I bother?
Nathaniel Moore
Look, not that I have any room to judge as I also fuck off a lot at work, but have you considered... doing work?
Asher Nguyen
Hes working right now on not doing work. And you have to give credit. Everyone knows automation is the future.
Isaac Brown
why? nobody cares here.
Luke Long
What work
Matthew Sanchez
I'm at work right now watching Twitch while shitposting, in a bit I'm going to pull up a game of Stellaris. I'm in IT and you better be careful if your in a big company while, a lot of those companies have software that lets them spy on whatever is on your screen. Good thing I'm the one in charge of all that at my company, I get to report people like you or Stacy who surfs Facebook all the time while I do whatever I want haha, IT is the best.
P.S If they don't have the screen spying software, they will still be logging what websites you go to, to get around it use a vpn, or setup a home server you can remote into like I did and then surf from there, a nice bonus is that it gets you around the filter, but it may be laggy if you have a bad home internet connection.
Jayden Smith
Got that covered. I'm at home with my company laptop open elsewhere, and I'm shitposting on a personal device. The ideal solution would be to get one of those USB dongles that mimics a jiggling mouse so that I appear to be online, but I can't wait for shipping and I don't want to put pants on today.
Liam Martin
my hospital will fire for vpn use. We have to ensure security and that means nobody gets secret tunnels that might breach the firewall. zero shits given if you browse some crap in your pause though.
Robert Sanchez
Yeah, I can see that, but if you have terminal servers setup at work then you could setup an RDP server at your house to browse from and it would look like a normal RDP session unless they really looked at what IP addresses were being connected, I guess it depends on how competent your IT is.
Andrew King
I like to scroll through the privacy policy on the company website. Or sometimes even the terms and conditions. I've been doing this for the past 6 months, 8 hours a day because my boss never gives me any work.
Oliver Ward
I know this feel my fren
Nathan Hill
My first job was like this, I eventually bought a pink set of bluetooth headphones like pic related, kept one in my right ear and used it to listen to podcasts and audio books, I had someone ask about it and I told them it was an assisted listening device and no one mentioned it again.
Carter Davis
It's an open office setup so everyone is given headphones luckily. I'll listen to podcasts or upbeat house music while I scroll through the ToS.
Jeremiah Lee
Play one of the default windows media player videos on a loop
Tyler Parker
I know that feel. Most of my job is existing until things break.
Easton Williams
5S your desk. tape off areas for your calculator and stapler to maximize efficiency. then help your cube-mates optimize. then put 5S on your resume.
Julian Barnes
Why don't you circumvent that by using DNS? You can access the internet anywhere that lets DNS packets out. Don't remember the name for the software, but it's a nice little hack.
Mason Brooks
Here is an article about DNS tunneling
Camden Myers
Genuine lol
Andrew King
i use an autohotkey script to jiggle the mouse very slightly if i'm idle for 2 min
#Persistent
#SingleInstance force
SetTimer, MoveTheMouse, 5000
Menu, Tray, Tip, cc
return
MoveTheMouse:
If (A_TimeIdlePhysical > 120000) {
MouseMove 1,0,3,R
MouseMove -1,0,3,R
return
}
return
Logan Allen
hoes love my gemba walk
Hunter Lewis
You know we're tracking all activity on the WiFi bro fucking lmfao. You're lucky I'm a fellow Jow Forumsnessman otherwise your ass could be getting fired. Stop using the firm's WiFi and use a hotspot on your phone or something you dumb shit!
Jose Cox
download and install selenium. write a selenium script to constantly click a button in non headless mode
Xavier Martin
>youtube is blocked on the company laptop
lol now this is wagecucking