Invest 50% of your monthly income in s&p 500 options (long term)

>invest 50% of your monthly income in s&p 500 options (long term)
>guaranteed to beat the market and make tons of $

im a newfag, please smart Jow Forumsness men tell me what am i missing? would it work? can i even buy long term options on s&p?

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Imagine getting to smell that gorgeous ass.

i would eat her shit just to see where it came from

sounds good to me, you should do it and tell me how it works out

sweet vishnu look at the toilet on that biche

anyone else get sad when they see hot girls like this?
tfw I will never sniff that ass. Why live.

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>BUY HIGH, SELL LOW

Sure why not, buy the boomer bags. I mean society is functioning perfectly and we are not looking at some disaster in future, rigght ?

you have to do it if you want to expect there future newfags to buy your bags

no point in doing options instead of leveraged etfs.

>mfw will never ever ass sniff hot thots

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Kek

why is there so much focus on the ass now instead of milkies? which insta thot is responsible for this dramatic change?

oh wait, its the US of As fault isnt it. too many non whites coming of age

milkies is beginners stuff. when you are as deep in the matrix as most of the anons here, you start to like other shit. it starts with milkies, then brappers to prolly end in a few years with shemales shitting in each others mouths while screaming. god i love life.

Society is functioning and there likely wont be a true disaster because too many people are integrated into the system while not having a means to rebel. At worst we dive into a recession/bear market for a year or two and then resume regularly scheduled programming. Millenials dont own homes, dont have savings, rely on the power grid and distribution companies, and are largely clustered in big cities. Their need to spend to live keeps this thing going.

honestly fuck milkers. I like my women petite with no tits and big asses. Short hair too.

Showing the ass makes it easier to hide the fat tummy! The Brapers don't realise that THOTs hold their breath to appear to have a slightly decent tummy!

Brapping is COPE

my god she is GORGEOUS

I need that in my life RIGHT NOW

I'd eat that ass like an oyster

gotta love dudes making ass and tit comments just to pretend they have high test and a libido when in reality they just fap for 2 min to some degenerate shit and then feel bad about it.

There are 0 guaranteed ways to get rich through investing. Everything has a chance of failure. You realize that the rhetoric of throwing your money into the S&P500 to get guaranteed returns has only been tested for the last 50 years or so? And that it's largely been pushed by the generation that went through the biggest recovery in history?

What you're missing is you're essentially betting there will be no disaster or huge event in the world in the next 30 or so years before you can cash out. That's your risk. If you're confident it won't happen then do it, but looking at the population growth chart, the state of the environment, and the political gap only widening with the internet exacerbating this, I am not confident at all that another 30 years will see this same level of prosperity.

Humanity as a whole looks just like fucking Bitcoin in 2017.

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gotta love dudes commenting on dudes making ass and tit comments just to pretend they have high test and a libido when in reality they just fap for 2 min to some degenerate shit and then feel bad about it.

gotta love dudes commenting on dudes commenting on dudes making ass and tit comments just to pretend they have high test and a libido when in reality they just fap for 2 min to some degenerate shit and then feel bad about it.

Why exactly does humanity look like Bitcoin in 2017? And why do you think the people taking our tax money that are armed to the teeth with drones and nukes are going to let everything completely fall apart - economically, not socially.

This what you guys want btw?

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user I'm pretty sure this was a thread about eating ass, you're not supposed to actually be useful.

it is unironically nonwhites who prefer asses. there's been studies on it

Post studies.

thanks, at least one useful comment

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We're losing cheap manufacturing with China trying to become independent and the response of the people in power is trying to crush the Chinese government, which best case will result in in a peaceful change in leadership, which will still disrupt the market for a decade. Worst case the Chinese have a stronger hand or end up in civil war, both of which make the current first world economy unsustainable

Sweet Vishnu look at the toilet on that biche

Milkers is for low t little boys. When you grow up you will learn this. Or you'll realize you're a faggot.

All the time. I just want to smell and lick a woman's asshole.

Whether or not China actually manages to assert their independence shouldn't matter in the long run. The kind of labor provided by chinese sweatshops isnt particularly skilled labor and coukd easily be replaced with automation, either home or abroad. It's not like those children are dwarves crafting finely designed Nike shoes or iPhones in a forge. The problem is companies being cheap and not wanting to invest in taking that next step. So worst case scenario, there's a recession caused by new holes in supply chain infrastructure that's eventually padded up by machines.

Pornography fetishizes the female asshole to get (white male incels) viewers further down the rabbit hole of kink and away from procreation and normal heterosexual relationships

Who could benefit from demoralized and kink addicted young white men unable to form normal relationships huh?

apple? facebook? nsa?

The Capital (because when you looser are focused on assholes, you are light years away from class struggle).

My mistake. The jews.

I thought it was done to accelerate the spreading of anal-based parasites and worms that enter unhealthy human bodies and make their way to the main nervous system connections to then send impulses to you that make you eat certain foods and crave experiences that make no sense to you and yo would regret simply to facilitate parasite living grounds

Sure, but there is a huge correction coming. Wait 18/24 months, -60%, than go all in and retire, NOT BEFORE

Yep, really the elites pumping up the bread and circus bit to keep a docile population easily controlled

Said elites have a massive over representation of a certain group - which helps criticize anybody noticing that the elites are crushing everyone else as ‘antisemitic’ when in reality class consciousness is just that, class consciousness. Satya nadella for example is happy to have everyone divided and squabbling about tribal differences so he can continue to benefit from the system that enslaves everyone not in the 1%

>ass men

I'll never understand

Why is asian ass so perfect and kissable?

This is by far the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on /biz.

Yes, it's easily replaced long term, but short term it will cost a lot of money without increasing output. And with how our economy works even slightly slower growth is enough for a crash

I've been obsessed with Asian women lately. I blame Vina Sky.