Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

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buy that pen or else I will kill your entire family

That pen will be worth $1000 eoy

you either buy this pen or i stick it so deep in your asshole until it will come out of your mouth again

Emma Roberts stuck this pen in her ass once

This blue cap matches your beautiful eyes, my dear...

i'm going to shove this pen in your eye if you don't buy it

BUY THE FUCKING PEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

PEN coinbase listing soon
REAL USECASE

All I need is a few 'partnerships'

Sold

You need a pen. I just happen to have one for sale. It is like it was meant to be. I know this pen will meet your needs and might even surprise you with it's versatility. It is capable of much more than you think.

Now, let's talk price. I am gonna do something special for you user. I know you are gonna feel like you are stealing it from me.

>buyer requires item
>me the seller adjusts price based on s&d
>buyer agrees to purchase

that will be 50c, sir. do you need a plastic bag with that?

The manufacturing of this pen will need chainlink oracles

Partnership with LINK soon. Mainnet July 1st

Pen in poo poo feel good

The most Jow Forums post ever

Smartpens utilizing blockchain being released soon

Thanks just bought 100k

Nah, I don't want to sell you the pen. It's an important pen.

This is production number #00000001 of this line of pen series.
While designed to look like an ordinary office pen.
The clear housing is actually laser cut quartz, that takes years to fabricate.
The ball is of course titanium, and the cap and end piece are made of tanzanite.
The ink was made from micro fine sapphire dust mixed with ink discovered in Ramesses the Second's tomb.

The opening bid is 10 thousand dollars.

have you even read the pen's whitepaper you faggot? enjoy being poor kys

buy this pen, i got your wife and kids in the trunk of my car. if you don't buy the pen i will make your wife shoot both of your kids

Lol

i-i-it's a good pen...

this pen going to have partnership with link.

pl buy sir. bnb listing guaranteed.

for me, it's the pen

Here at McCarthy Pens & Co we definitely know the pen is mightier than the sword. With time tested pen design and manufacture over four generations, our goal is simple - to provide writers and artists the tools to allow them to perfect their craft.

We won't bore you with the technical details unless you are into that sort of thing.

We'll do the pen, you do the creativity.

>Sell me this pen

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Underrated post
Top kek, really

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You can stab a nigger through the eye with it and with enough force you might even kill him.

Write "OP is a Fag" for me