>Be me >Born in 1998 >Grew up with all things tech >PCs, macs, ipads, Android, iOS experience >Learned html and javascript in middle school >Learned python and C++ in high school and college >Grew up with social media. Thousands of friends and followers >On all platforms that matter >Graduated in May with a double major in finance, economics, and comp sci minor >Internship offers with both tech and finance firms >Went with major financial institution >Debating whether to do the CFA this year or start a PhD program in a year or two >Sky’s the limit
I swear on everything holy, millennials, Xers, and whatever remnants of boomers still occupying a desk and retired in place, you’re days of gainful employment are fucking over now that me and my boys are entering the workforce. How will you compete with a generation raised with every technological advantage known to man?
All those things yet still an insufferable faggot.
Sebastian Hill
>be me
Who the fuck else would you be now go an feel special somewhere else faggot
Luis Foster
You'll be working and paying for my monthly gib-i-dens
Aiden Robinson
Cope dinosaurs you’re going the way of the dodo bird
Anthony Thomas
Have fun at school tomorrow kiddo
Ryan Phillips
millenials did exactly the same. You will just end up as a programmer in some company. Congrats.
Joshua Wright
>be you >given every advantage in life and never had to experience hardship >will crumble at the first sign of difficulty, or the first time you realize your mommy telling you you're special doesn't mean your boss will accept your sub-par work ethic and attitude problems >destined to be a code monkey wageslave along with the rest of the millenials you mock kek
Wyatt Williams
>be millenial
>still do all those "accomplishments" you described above.
wow, gen z is weak and delusional as fuck.
We had to compete with our parents kiddo (boomers). I'm not about to let some snot nose faggot like you even get close to punking me. Now go make me a happy meal.
You'll do great user. But be careful of jealous boomers and gen xers when you enter the working world. They have better social skills and will make your life a living hell through complicated office politics. Or if you run your own business they can do a much better job with marketing and partnerships. I'm a gen z prodigy like yourself but unfortunately you can't brute force life with talent alone. I've had my ass handed to me by plenty of piece of shit gen Xers with 1/10th of my talent. If I ever become CEO of a company I will lay off anyone born before 1990
I said I already made it old man the dementia getting pretty bad geezer
Joshua White
prove it.
Link me your myspace.
Aiden Perez
Jej, you don't know shit, kiddo. I took two jobs away from you when I started where I work now. That's right, they replaced two millennial compsci grads with me alone and my HS diploma. They will NEVER hire someone born after 1990 for IT for at least 20 more years. Lazy fuckups with no grasp of concepts, all of you millennials. Fuckin snot nosed degenerate, I bet you're covered in ridiculous tattoos as well, aren't you? Lmao you adult children.
t. sysadmin w/24 years
Angel Gutierrez
only desperate shitstain companies hire zoomers with an inflated ego. and they'll fire you in a year if you don't get it fixed. enjoy your irrelevancy. also
>comp sci minor
you will never a great job without a bachelors from an elite school or masters degree from a good one
John Williams
87 here I did have a myspace page, but I did not know what that was really
Blake Gomez
>Grew up with social media. Thousands of friends and followers Oh, and this is rich as fuck. You have zero IRL friends. This I am sure.
This thread has to be bait. 10/10 user, 10/10.
Adrian Bailey
Why the fuck aren't zoomers doing trades like HVAC and shit?
Jokes on you my back is fucked and I'm physically unable to work suck it nerd
Easton Hernandez
Boomer in M&A here. Is the greentext appears to be true, you got a bright future ahead of you. One tip though, don't get too cocky, skills alone won't make you MD.
Evan Torres
It’s going to hurt when you realise all those “social media” connections mean absolutely fucking nothing, and your ego has to suffer working an entry level job.
Straight white male? Shame. No promotion for you. That would be problematic. I better promote Shaniqua instead.
Oliver Carter
>having all these dreams until you forced to move out of moms room
Easton Harris
87 checking in. Still have MySpace pass saved.
Lucas Murphy
Gen Z is weak. You grew up coddled and surrounded with tech. You don't know the basics of anything and you go insane if 15 minutes go by and you don't prod a touchscreen.
Jackson Green
I'm a millennial and I still did all that shit. GenZ think they're great cause they watch Belle Delphine porn
Benjamin Edwards
This is factual and it pisses me off that I'm surrounded by people who behave this way.
Landon Ramirez
Planet only has 12 years faggot, enjoy wage slaving while I'm out fucking tenderthots because I won't live to see the repercussions.
Brayden Thompson
>Grew up with social media. Thousands of friends and followers Nice larp
